honestly same

beautiful woman at the gas station flirting with me over my witch bait patch,,

The Vatican operates analogous to the fed, managing the supply of evil by setting the rate of sin. They also collect and dispose of old evil, accepted in a variety of forms from the offering plate to direct exchange of time to evil in the confession booth for the sinner on the go

We know that time = money. and we know that money is the root of all evil. which we can re-write as √evil = time. we know there are 24hrs in a day, which means 576 hrs of evil in a day, divided out amongst ~8 billion people is 0.0002592 seconds of evil per person per day +

city on world map -> city graphic generated for ui menu.

what is the measure of a beast? the extent of its violence?

why does she sleep in the tub somtimes

the world always needs more violence, the more the merrier

the world is an adversary and all destruction is the destruction of your enemies

I would like one normal relationship please (in the cadence of ordering a burger)

why do i have 2 lbs of almonds

everyone wants to watch violence and do sex, but I, enlightened,

pastrami and pepperjack sandwich has become 40% of my diet overnight

my body is built for violence and sin

taking an Adderall so that I can talk to my friends

there will be no tenderness

blackberry retrieval technician

the degree to which I've found enlightenment has been nothing but trouble

Here gather the catfish... A level excerpt from MEMAMORKIN. made with @thewaddle.bsky.social and @chaihigh96.bsky.social !!! #gamedev #gamemaker

it's really cool and good to be fucked up and evil. it's righteous. being evil is actually being good, if you think about it.

Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.

on a contiguous scale, there is some point of authority that both has the means to enforce a given issue, and the perspective to care about/purse the enforcement. but authority often exists as discreet institutions, not a contiguous scale. Make of that info what you will.

my demon instincts tell me my boobs are big if I can just get enough fat to them

I spent the entire week getting a super simple little shader working on the buttons, and now I've just been staring up at the celling from my bed this entire saterday

built a basic tracker/tree thing so you can track where the languages come from and change over time

cat likes to catch live moths in the backyard at night. she brings them inside and puts them in her observation chamber. (a small cardboard box) where she can watch them flit around until she gets bored. (if they escape she puts them back in)

the cat had been enjoying the extra outside time lately, but her persistent meows tell me she is firmly on the hedonic treadmill

i sure end up spitting blood for no discernable reason a lot

cat bright me a love moth she we took turns batting it back and forth

took a break to work on my own lil project this weekend. languages now emerge and evolve from glyphs. Everyone look at it, i think its so cool, im kinda proud

knowing i have a bed time makes me a lot more aware of how i spend my time in a day. no suspension of disbelief for infinite additional time

nature doc playing horror movie music over footage of a crab

there's only (one) beer left

monster drink is more a totem nowdays. I take it out and i become productive. 2hrs later i realize i have not opened or drank from it at all. Its warm now, so I put it back in the fridge to use (again) tomorrow

I am turning old today

bringing back the whimsy to posting. posting was supposed to be fun

rolled nap on the energy drink today and currently understanding how it feels to be an uncooked dumpling

recommend me your best power fantasies

a healthy egomania

im sorry, did the sky just flicker??

you can just do diffusion to anything i guess

may all beings get their shit together

many creatures have a salt lick, but i have something called an "Adderall lick"

you've probably eaten at least a few of your spiders by now

there's are like three or four things you can say about ai and we just cycle thru them again and again endlessly

Oh shit this reminds me of a video. A video that doesn't exist. At least not in reality. I have dreamed about it. It's beautiful, the most touching thing I've ever seen. It feels like all of the world's mysteries being answered at once. You're in it too. And for some reason you have G cups

Saw this on a light pole two minutes ago.

too much color in this new pfp i think. dunno if its my vibe. stand by maybe

10 billion years after armageddon

Snake hole update!! I am so pleased to report that there are actually TWO snakes in the hole!! The other one was too shy for me to get a pic of, but they are all snuggled up and I love them so much.