[Morrisey when he opens his heart up to the possibility of love]: “Heaven knows I’m rizz-able now”

A handful of years ago my mom, who was previously a casual republican without many strong political convictions, became disillusioned with the Republican Party and made the conscious decision to start consuming more left wing news by subscribing to the NYT. I’m getting increasingly worried about it

My new spider friend has been crawling around in circles high up on the walls of my room for a whole week now and still has not built a web, I’m worried they’re going to starve

Everyone post your first day of spring fit!! This is what I’m wearing until I’m butt nekkid at the beach

i log on and basically have no idea what anyone on here is talking about

I normally bullying everyone into posting their first day of spring outfit, but this year I will be abstaining as I will be at the nude beach and I’m not posting tan hog on main

Im hot, my eyebrows look great, and I’m pretty damn good at my job

I don’t think we need to do winter anymore lets just skip it next year

It took me two whole days but I finally listened through the whole compilation and the average quality of the arrangements and production and singing and innovation in these songs is actually so impressive

It took me two whole days but I finally listened through the whole compilation and the average quality of the arrangements and production and singing and innovation in these songs is actually so impressive

I think the moment I felt most in love with my boyfriend was a few months ago when I walked into the bathroom and he was in there with his finger up his nose all the way to the second knuckle and he looked at me with a big smile on his face and said “look how far I can put my finger up my nose!!”

fun facts about this one: • proceeds go to the oakland immigrant family defense fund • I recorded this in one unbroken take in my apartment with minimal processing; you can hear rain, my head cold, and my cat • this cover in particular is laser-targeted to make two specific people lethally forlorn

Beach boys club compilation is out now!! 43 fire covers songs and all proceeds go to the Oakland Education Association Immigrant Legal Defense Fund. Buy it today for Bandcamp Friday ❤️❤️ dontworrybb.bandcamp.com/album/beach-...

Beach boys club compilation is out now!! 43 fire covers songs and all proceeds go to the Oakland Education Association Immigrant Legal Defense Fund. Buy it today for Bandcamp Friday ❤️❤️ dontworrybb.bandcamp.com/album/beach-...

Baby Beluga is actually such a beautiful song

Singing in the Rain is so beautiful and fun, maybe a top 5 fav movie of mine

Person 1: (disgusted) a gift horse?? In the mouth??!!? Person 2: exaaaactly

The discourse finally changed but it didn’t get better it got worse 🤷

If you find earth boring Just the same old same thing C’mon sign up With outer space ways incorporated

At an establishment and there’s baseball on the TV but somehow its gayer than normal baseball what is this?

Spring got me sprung

Boooooooooooooooooo!!!! 👎👎👎

Our union had a huge win the week (from 0% raise for 3 years to 11% over 3 years) and we avoided an imminent strike that prob would have started on Monday. Some coworkers are still pressed about it and I’m just confused as to how this could be seen as anything but a victory?

Part of why this website is kinda boring is that the discourse is always some boring ass “democrats are bad//why would you say democrats are bad” bullshit. I miss the old days of discourse that was truly wild like “it’s ableist to bring cookies to your neighbors” or whatever

Assigned Cop at Birth

Who up gherkin their pickle?

Happy Rester’s Tuesday! If you closed you eyes for 8 or more hours last night you are officially a Big Rester. Reskeet this to add your name to the Big Resters list

Kinda crazy that my legs cart me around all day everyday. Wherever I wanna go they just carry me there without complaining. Thank you legs!

Idk if I could ever love someone who doesn’t have ADHD

Me inventing a scathing nickname for my political opponents: “And over in California, Galvin TwoThumbs…”

Love is also so normal and grounding

🎶🎵Young and dumb and full of cum The girl from Ipanema was hung 🎵🎶

My two favorite tags in Oakland have been buffed :( 1) on the ground by lake Merritt someone scrawled “Fuck Oppenheimer the movie suck my dick 2) above the urinal in the lucky grocery store bathroom someone scrawled “Raymond said there was sperm on the toilet we were 6 years old” Never forget

One time in 8th grade I had to write a true, personal story, and so I made up a fake bullshit story about a kid who lived nextdoor getting run over by a car and dying, then I kicked a ball over the fence and when I hopped the fence the dead kid's brother was back there alone sobbing.

In traffic converting back to Catholicism

Isn’t this the same publication that just a week ago said Justin Bieber had “T-Boy Swag?”

Love is awesome and huge and kinda scary

Watching rhythmic ice dancing now and it’s so cute and dorky and, most importantly, there’s a move called a “twizzle”

Watching women’s hockey, wondering if any of these ladies might be gaaaaay 🤣🧐🤭😏 #HeatedRivalry

The grocery store on Super Bowl Sunday is awesome it’s just be and 6 other gays being gay the produce section is popping off

Sometimes you get sooo tired but you still have to shower and brush your teeth before bed :*(

There is no ailment that sitting in the sun for an hour and reading can’t cure

New RomCom idea where I set up a scheme to get my boyfriend’s husband to fall in love so I can sleep over there more

Forced collectivization of my student’s grades

who else be jerking off and they penis start feeling like they gonna cum

Ahhh I’m so late but it’s Resters Tuesday again! You know the drill, reskeet if you closed your eyes for 8+ hours last night, congrats to all my Big Resters

When your boyfriend’s husband sets up his new sex swing for the two of you to use while he’s out of the house 🥹🥹

Overdosed on news and felt incredibly sad so I finished my beach boys song and now I feel better