I get to my parents cable TV dominated home and immediately there's a CNN news story talking about people getting exorcisms in Arizona, the TV is awesome

I don't do drugs anymore but I drank a coffee and a cold brew and I sure do feel like I'm on drugs

Ice cream but it's hot

Took the day off for self care

What I think is a foghorn was harmonizing with itself in the distance and it's one of the most beautiful sounds I've ever heard

"Not all the birds and animals had been scared away by this man; judging by the sounds and voices, some remained where they were — so frightened that, thinking their end was near, they were now hurrying to reproduce and find pleasure.

We started an immigrant legal defense fund for our students in June. I know money has already been used to help 77 families, and we're so close to having raised 100k (!!!) wanna help get us to 100k (and beyond?) www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

New rosalia album feels like I'm on a carousel

Frankenstein's monster is hot, the movie is not

Imo instead of daylights saving they should just add a 25th hour to the day

A song from the perspective of a man who is insecure because his girlfriend lays pipe better than him. "Her dick game so good she fucks me like I wish I could. The way she dicks me down, yeah it's got me feeling insecure"

Today my 5th period students (free thinkers) told me that you are never too old to trick-or-treat, as long as you're in costume. 6th period (trapped in the prison of societal norms) didn't agree and told me it would be "weird" if I trick-or-treated

Yes…. Yes!!!!

Ordered Yaoi online as self care but I accidentally got it shipped to my parents house

Lav Díaz reveals that they decided who to cast as the lead of his new film during a gay threesome with the producers

We (the gay community) aren't doing enough to promote hydration

Whenever you have to talk to other teachers about what's happening in their classroom it's always some shit like this

really enjoying this album by saxophonist/composer/multi-instrumentalist Cole Pulice

Do we still have to go to work if there's a civil war?

Great news! The white lady that teaches us Chinese medicine at my new teacher day now hosts a weekly online "tapping circle" where she teaches you how to tap your face and chant things like "I am a good teacher"

This thread is so annoying

Thinking about a few weeks ago when I told a high school student his thinking was "cartesian" (as a critique) and he looked at me like "???"

Bikes are awesome

Wait a second, is time a flat disk?

Stockton's own Josh Harder continues to be trash

Whenever a middle schooler gets in trouble they point at someone else in class and say "but they're doing it too!!! You're targeting me!!"

If she said this around a middle schooler they would "yooo wait that's low-key true let her cook, 6 7 Ohio"

The flattening of the internet into 4 or 5 commercial social media sites is a bottleneck on the creative and liberatory potential of our innerconnectivity

There was never a need for movie making technology to progress past technicolor and the Mid-Atlantic accent

Person on the highway 80 overpass in Berkeley holding a sign that says "We Are Charlie." But I'm not. I'm Sam

The vague term "political violence" is used specifically bc of its elasticity. It can be contorted to include a murder (despite the motive and perpetrator being unknown), property damage (committed for life-preserving reasons), or protesters using signs as shields when they are attacked by police.

Hello, my name is Sam. I'm a 32 year old high school math teacher living in the year 2025 and I'm getting really into Nine Inch Nails

I broke up a fight today at school. My student told me that when she saw me jump in the middle of the kids fighting she was worried about me and thought "noooo Mr. Regan can't fight, he's just a girl!!!!"

Soulja boy posting in r/Atlanta gooners: "Catch me at your local party yes I crank it every day"

New order is a good example of how you can make music that sounds like shit and still be a great band

Accidentally received my landlords mail

Obsessed with the pettiness and arrogance of the creators of Esperantu who clearly thought their dumb little language was fated for so much more

Class action lawsuit against criterion channel because the movies aren't boring and pretentious enough

They fired everyone and then gave every teacher 1 million students lmao

Setting up my classroom this Friday. Setting aside most of the day to draw dicks on the desks so that when students walk in the first day they immediately feel welcome to express themselves freely in our shared space

Been in Oakland for exactly 2 years, so when I knew the person who almost ran me over in their car last week I was proud of myself for establishing a wide and robust community in a new city!

Indifferent

What do all you commies know about "saving for retirement?' Should I be doing that or is it a dumb scam?

Updating my bio to "proud owner of a used Toyota Corolla"

4 new (to me) albums listened to at the gym ranked from best to worse according to my bad taste

All friends are contractually obligated to come to this benefit show I helped organize

Shouts out to the staff at the Ontario Advanced Surgical Center y'all are amazing 😍

New York times article: "Man identifies as Dom Top, only has average sized cock attached to himself"

What are you event talking about? Fuck you @tomsuozzi.bsky.social while your party was throwing us under the bus Mamdani stood firm in his convictions that queer rights are human rights, and now you continue to try and throw us under the bus?