I hate winter because i wanted to bike to the park after work and journal but then I had to unexpectedly poop and now there’s not enough daylight left

Being a teacher is lowkey so fun you get to build 5 little communities each year and set up all the rules for how they run, it’s like Sim City

Today students yelled at their peers for damaging/defacing the Big Resters™ poster and then argued with me about how Monday night is the hardest night to get 8 hours of sleep and begged me to let them put their name on the list today even though it’s Thursday, the plan is working 😈

It's Resters Tuesday™ again! Reskeet if you slept 8+ hours last night. Resters of the world unite!

Everyone go to bed it’s Rester’s Tuesday tomorrow

Best story of 2026 so far

I always assumed that more rain was always going to wash that itsy bitsy spider out of the spout again and again. it was a sisyphean tale about the futility of toil. It just now occurred to me that that spider could one day make it to the top of the water spout #hope #optimism

Wrestling with the fact that you have to prove competency in abstract algebra and number theory in order to teach middle school math, and that at the same time you can be elected to congress when you don’t know how to read

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At the gym reading the only e-book I’ve ever downloaded

Into the wall above the urinal of the grocery store bathroom someone carved “Raymond said there was sperm on the toilet we were 6 years old” and it always strikes me as so beautiful

Building a NeoCities site samregan.neocities.org

There’s always some guy outside the grocery store like “we got two petitions for you to sign, ones to get rid of all taxes for everyone, and ones to make sure schools get the funding they need”

This video restored my faith in straight men

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Atheletes foot and jock itch: for hunks Ringworm: not for hunks

It makes you piss *more. My grandma took her own life by not eating and drinking for eleven days, and she kept pissing until the day she died. The piss will happen. No warning label can stop it.

Watching my boyfriend’s dog Drinking new years nog Cranking hog

I'm actually worried about how little you all seem to sleep

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Josh is better at directing movies, but Benny is better at looking like he's made out of clay

I have already achieved perfection so I don't really have any new years resolutions except to plateau here at the top

At the gym getting swollen so I can match my stye

Who up treating their stye 😏

Stoked about this painting I made! (don't show my boyfriend it's his Christmas present)

Stoked about this painting I made! (don't show my boyfriend it's his Christmas present)

My dad told me he recorded the movie Megan on their TV for me because he heard it was "big in the gay community"

When I die my body is going to rot so well

0 reskeets again. I'm starting to worry about y'all

Wait why did this make me cry

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There's almost no way I would have watched this if they would have just aired it on TV, but now I'm definitely going to watch it

Do you live in East Coast Oakland or Midwest Oakland?

Same

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Beautiful

This fag is going to go listen to YMO at the gym, AMA

Been working on a new teacher persona for the classroom. It's sorta like, an evil clown

GBV is on the list of things we can't say to 4 year olds, guess Robert Pollard is "woke" now

Obsessed with the high school newspaper, it's so cute and brings me so much joy

Michel's guide to the NYT "We must not expect the discourses in sex to tell us, above all, what strategy they drive from, or what moral divisions they accompany, or what ideology —dominant or dominated— they represent; rather we must question them on the two levels of their tactical productivity...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you, yes you reading this, deserve a lover with good peripheral circulation

Going to read this in front of my niece so she knows I'm one of the good ones

I realized I'm not a weird leftist commie or whatever because I think we have a chance of winning or anything like that, I'm a weird leftist commie because it's the only political ideology I've come across that seems to be motivated by and compatible with a love of the world and its inhabitants

Maybe it was my crude caption that kept yall from putting your little likes on this, but I'd been feeling frustrated about painting for months now and this was the one that I made and then said to myself "I'm back baby!!"

I get to my parents cable TV dominated home and immediately there's a CNN news story talking about people getting exorcisms in Arizona, the TV is awesome

I don't do drugs anymore but I drank a coffee and a cold brew and I sure do feel like I'm on drugs