Hotel bathroom lighting: the shadows and light do wonders for body contouring, but it highlights every flaw and red mark on my skin.

It’s not hump day. I just thought my butt looked cute on the countertop.

Humpday musings: I honestly feel like I look the best I ever have in my life now that I’m in my 40s and it makes me sad that I didn’t start taking care of my body more in my 20s. Then again, I probably would have been an insatiable whooore.

Got some cute little wintery briefs for Xmas

A little humpday pump

‘Tis the Season. 😏

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Missed hump day, go I guess it’s Happy Spanksgiving?

Hump day

Y’all know what day it is

Jeeeeezus this song is incredible. I’d be willing to bet good money we’re going to get a Lilith Fair reboot within the next year or two

Quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump.

Whyyyyy do I have such a hard time talking to my gym crush? He’s always been nice to me. I just run away like a school girl whenever he gets near me and now I think he must think I hate him. 🥲

Good morning

Who wants to celebrate?

MHC-10: The Sailor and The Hunk (1990)

Felt cute the other day in my slutty little crop top and shorty shorts

Just felt like posting body

Three full weeks into Pride month and I haven’t even found a reason to wear this out in public yet.

Why such a heavy police presence around the Gayborhood in Philly tonight? Seems a bit sus. I don’t like it 😒

loved @guyspencerxxx.bsky.social making my cheeks pink #OutNow onlyfans.com/postcoleonmain

Post-birthday humpday sneak peek. Needs some birthday handprints.

I dunno. It’s Monday or something

Sinners was so fucking good. It absolutely deserves all the hype. Go see it. Go see it again. If you’re a horror fan, a vampire fan, a Coogler fan, it’s everything.

I missed hump day but got in just under the wire for flex Friday.

I. Love. This. So. Much!!!!

Any taller/thicker boys in the Philly area want this MCE Creations Union suit size XL? I bought it just before Xmas, but they sent me the wrong size. They corrected it and sent the right size quickly, but get let me keep this one and it’s just too big for me.

This is informative. Thanks

Weird Pop Gaga is the only thing that can make America great again

Meet the newest addition to my permanent art installation

People always talk about what gray sweatpants do for the 🍆, but not enough people talk about what gray sweats do for the 🍑. #humpday

What’s sluttier than wearing these slutty little Awry shorts with the slutty mesh panels to the gym? Wearing a jock under them so you can clearly see the straps on either side.

Merry Christmas my little hoe hoe hoes

Not hump day yet, but I’m going to be busy tomorrow

Who wants to be my Krampus?

This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

While I appreciate all the 🐓 on here, I’d really love to see more 🍑. 😛

Because

I guess we’re here now