I wonder if Prince Andrew posted bail because he was afraid of being forced to have nonconsensual sex from strange men....

The Secretary of War and the Secretary of HHS have officially changed their departmental policy to "Do you even lift, bro?"

Looking through my web of social media, and I can't find any reference to Jesse Jackson when I saw him speaking in Memphis in 2008. Being there was accidental for me. I realize it was before I got an iPhone, so no pics. That is probably one of the last periods of my life without a smart phone.

God gave the Ten Commandments to Moses. He didn’t need the Tennessee General Assembly’s help. They tried this in 1996, when I was a TN State Senator—I was the only Senator to vote NO because I saw it for what it was: politics masquerading as faith. Faith is personal. The Constitution is clear.

Sad to hear of Jesse Jackson’s passing. I was pretty reluctant to move back to Memphis in 2008. One morning, I decided to drive downtown and randomly saw a gathering at the Lorraine Motel. I walked up in time to see Jesse Jackson speak on the balcony. I left feeling inspired. He will be missed.

So fried catfish nuggets will not be apart of my food repertoire. My hands smell like dirty catfish and the clean up is too much for tasting bad. What else can you do with catfish nuggets? We accidentally bought them in the first place. That's one dish I'll leave to professionals.

Here are some Biblical versus about immigrants for reference. Enjoy it in its Old and New Testament glory. Exodus 12:49 Exodus 22:21 Leviticus 19:33-34 Leviticus 23:22 Deuteronomy 10:19 Deuteronomy 27:19 Ezekiel 47:22 Galatians 3:28 Ephesians 2:19 Matthew 25:35 Hebrews 13:2 Romans 12:13

The SAVE act requires a birth certificate or passport to vote - not just your Driver's License. Your driver's license requires a birth certificate or a social security card. Mandating anything beyond that, you're being a disingenuous, intentionally exclusionary dick. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

There is something weird about adults putting on Mickey Mouse ears. Slightly less when children are present, infinitely more if at Disney sans kids.

"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM

Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.

Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.

I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend. Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?

'Cause out on the edge of darkness There walks a peace dog Oh, peace dog , take this country Come take me home again

If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.

The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!

This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical. The hell??? Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.

HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA! She spent $1,000,000 for this. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Porn stars on social media are so funny. Post 1: *butt* Post 2: *tits* Post 3: *crotch* Post 4: *soft core orgy* Post 5: "Here's my dog!" Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*

Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.

Watch this story in the next 48 hours. fm.kuac.org/sustainabili...

ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.

Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.

Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”

Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.

Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.

It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity. Remember 2024? Good times.

Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience.

BREAKING: Snidely Whiplash joins Board of Peace.

Good joke.

I just got mean mugged by a dude with no front bumper. I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?

A couple of lovely ladies just having a chat at the book club.

It’s got to be exhausting covering up your last crime with a new crime everyday. After breaking constitutional and international laws, what is next?

Trump is backpedaling on Iran. He told those people to get in the streets and take over the institutions, and the USA would back them up. They protested and now they’re being executed for it. And he’s claiming “the killing has stopped”. He doesn’t want a fight that might actually be a fight.

JD Vance? More like Shady Vance.

On the bright side “Show us your papers!” doesn’t even need a German accent any more to impersonate N@zis.

After thorough review, the internal bleeding cause was determined to be a severe case of having his feelings hurt.

The current US response to ICE is what happens when land gets more representation than people.

Watching ICE being denied service in a Mexican Restaurant in Minneapolis is about the funniest thing to come out of the unrest. Can’t kidnap the people and expect the culture to embrace you when you’re on your break.

I’ve noticed the uptick of anti-maga misinformation too. Many seemingly social media farm/ai bot posts En masse that is dangerous from being inflammatory along with easily picked up by someone to hurt credibility. IE — The Sascha Barros story should be scrutinized a bit more. Timing seems… off.

What’s the over/under on EX EH EYE getting bombed like Regensburg? I was secretly paranoid about it *before* it partnered with the military. So… thedeepdive.ca/war-departme...

“Black people are a hate group and white people should stay the hell away from them.” - Scott Adams. Looks like God canceled Scotty more than the media ever could.

Threads: because even accounts with less than 100 followers should have angry people commenting on your social media posts!

ICE pulling over a truck towing a riding lawnmower in Bartlett. Come on. Find criminals not people coming home from a hard day’s work. I hate feeling helpless. 😡

What part of opening an investigation into Jerome Powell is fiscal conservatism? Looks like devaluation of the USD to me.

Powell, showing more guts than almost any GOP legislators: "The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President." www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Nothing like seeing your dog(s) come out from under the covers looking like a Jedi knight. Some dogs tell you about kids in a well, mine told me “Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You are our only hope.”

Just a couple of girls headed over to Mar A Lago.

This is a good one. Pretty appropriate too. youtu.be/AYX4peMHdMY

We have arrived at the point speaking out against the government for their vile, unethical, and previously illegal actions could potentially endanger your job and/or family. The 1st Amendment is going swimmingly.