Thp turning back towards Summer instead of driving 200 yards where the white junkies are panhandling. Junkies after a fix are far more dangerous to this community than the Taqueria employees, morons.

Man, at least we don’t have Kamala laughing. I’m okay with literal thieves and rapists serving in an administration, but a woman enjoying a moment… f*ck that.

I hope when doubled-down racist Scott Adams gets his stage 4 cancer treatment that he pleaded for, his only choice is a black doctor. #WhineyRacistsInTheNews

Just got first revisions back on my thesis. If I couldn't defend because I had a handful of formatting inconsistencies, I'm going to be even more pissed....

Dammit. Scanner Darkly is here.

Reminder -- tax day is tomorrow for the slackers in Tennessee that decided not to file in April. 😆

Checks out.

Plane day.

Trump threw a Great Gatsby Halloween party. 🤣😆 That’s it. That’s the Skeet.

Second devil of the day.

Hung out with an angel and the devil for lunch today. Good Halloween.

The xAI/TVA gray water system in three parts. Act 1: Frantic digging! Around the clock work! Flatten, rocks, noise, etc. Act 2: City, State, business officials take a little shovel and move dirt around for cameras. “We’re starting this project!” Act 3: absolutely nothing has happened. Fin.

Heard a coworker say “heard it on wreg. Don’t know if I believe them because they’re so left biased.” Factual, I believe you mean.

An Egyptian Emau.

How are you going to hate socialism but love costcos reasonable prices?

Jaw-dropping photo of Melissa’s eye captured on satellite by our friends at the European Space Programme. Both poetic and terrifying that the strongest storms have the clearest eyes.

For being so pro-capitalism, when businesses close, they blame people or the public. Never once has anyone just said “The invisible hand got us. Yay capitalism!”

Damn monkey has already found its way to Starkville.

I did not have the aggressive Hattiesburg Herpes and Hep C Monkeys on my bingo card, but here we are

Fighting really hard to stay focused today. I’m losing the battle.

Just read an uppity right winger say “why does there need to be a healthcare bill?!” Sigh. Obamacare debates lasted 2 years between 2008-2010. That’s not a “I’m going to educate you in one FB comment or less” type of answer.

There’s a sense that liking right wing values are being persecuted because people are “white, straight males.” This narrative has to change. It’s not white, cis makes, it’s the policies taking advantage of the white straight male fragility. It’s okay. You can be fragile and not align with dicks.

Pumpkins and dougie this year.

We are having company dinners this evening and I will not be compensated for my time. They say since there is alcohol, I shouldn’t be paid. I say if I have to sit through a PowerPoint, it’s work. No one hangs out with friends and puts on a relaxing Microsoft office product on the tv.

I just heard “daddy!” from the room next to me. I would much rather that be from role playing than actual kids. Role playing means old people will actually fall asleep. Kids means hyperactivity will slow down at 2 am.

Another flaw in the urban legend, who even has the school litter box contract? Is Big Trans really capitalizing on the litter, box, and disposal? Like who is taking it out? You can’t get teenagers to empty litter boxes in any sort of consistent manner. High schools would smell like cat ladies.

We have a new office secretary and she’s been here about 2 months. Today she asked me what I did for the third or fourth time — it occurs to me she may not know what an engineer is…

One point for everyone you’ve done! Most people have only done 4.

Colombia: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters” “Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing.” “The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure.”

The news comments like "they're paid", "it was five people", etc. is about the equivalent of denying that COVID exists. Both exist, both are pretty substantial, and denying their existence won't make them go away. However, just because irrefutable proof exists, doesn't mean they'll accept it.

I ordered a costume online. This was not it.

Are you listening to Ann Peebles or are you fucking up your life right now with less worthy music?

Just saw a different person play the same style at the grocery store. Sad to figure out their tricks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violin_...

While getting the No Kings poster board, looks like Hobby Lobby has a sale on DIY anal beads!

There is an insurmountable amount of depression going on right now after finding out I can't defend my thesis in time to graduate. Someone should give me the nobel peace prize for continuing to work on it, and not just throwing middle fingers up and telling everyone they can suck on Deez thesis.

The Beyond Sausage (fake meat) Spicy has a great meat consistency but has hints of Grizzly Wintergreen Long cut.

Driving home after two beers, I felt safer from cops driving through Bartlett than Memphis. How’s that for a lifetime of stereotypes broken?

“It in there like hair in a biscuit” may be the most country saying I’ve heard in a while

I'm going to see how long it takes for work to figure out I got married. It's better than being pregnant, because in 9 months, I could still keep it a secret.

Got married today. You guys never told me how fuckin' not worth the County Clerk was. If option was given again, staying single forever to avoid that nonsense. Then they said I have to go to the SSA. Fuck that. You can keep the $2000 a year I'll save in taxes, but lose for the added insurance.

Released the Israeli Hostages, the Earhart airplane info, JFK assassination, and UFOs. …this guy will release the kraken before he releases the Epstein Files.

Pretty ICY at hotel next to Southwest Macon campus. 😡

Marc is the GOAT. Amazing.

When learning English, please tell your H1-B and non-native speaking friends to never abbreviate “Analysis.”

...but terrorizing Memphians for drive out tags is a priority. Oh, okay.

*decades

Is it a lot of national guard or just the one’s lost on Riverside Drive trying to find the entrance to the Bass Pro Shop?

Oyster crackers are an attempt to make soup crunchy. Did we start at rocks and work our way back towards croutons?

I feel like I need to sue somebody for emotional distress.