I went to a friends bday party, had to three beers, came home and wrote an essay on tiktok comments about why Brandon donlon would’ve shouldve couldve been F3 for survivor 45. No one is doing it like me

The Finally-being-on-survivor-to-forgetting-it’s-Wednesday Pipeline 😭😭😭 it’s so sad lol

Aquiline noses are bout to be in fashion, calling it

So excited to announce I’m coming out with a survivor book

I’m ready to go full flip phone on these hoes

this is like erika casupanan winning #survivor 41

I have decided I’d rather make less money and have more time. Good journey. Lesson discovered 🫡 Will update yall when I have regressed from Rich to Not Rich again

Walkin through Williamsburg and Greenpoint is deadass disturbing lol. Clones on clones on clones of lame people. There goes the neighborhood

A recent shot of Maddy Pomilla voting. This time she cannot be voted out as she is wearing the Hidden Immunity Idol on her neck #survivor #Survivor49 @jeffcanuhearme.bsky.social

love this SO MUCH. Rooting for y'all in NYC <3

A hurricane of affordability is coming to NYC

On the real we had so much fun and this was an honor! Vote Nov 4!

I’m a foolish gal but I’m fun

My partner started calling me Cleopatra and turns out I love it

The 36 Hour Survivor Influencer Experience is what happened to me

Imagine this becomes in vogue. Like all these influencer girls r throwing up doves / doing magic at the altar… im a visionary

I had a good idea. Ima pretend to choke during my wedding vows and then a dove gonna come out. Time to learn magic

I do not care lol

Wedding guest list is 320 ppl we r cooked

Planning a wedding is actually mad fun. Highly recommend

All the mailmen in New York are hot

I have so many bitchy things to say. I’m kind, and a huge bitch, at the same time. Thats range, baby

Me and Maryanne had dinner tn and it has me thinking - the loser to winner connection is so heavy for some reason. My besties from survivor either lost bad or won lol.

Who am I gonna tell my business to

Is bluesky bumping???? Can yall show me where the party at bc its dead over here

Having no Twitter is wild I legit don’t know what’s going on lololol

Sometimes I go look on Reddit at all the mean shit ppl said about me lol

My return to a private life is nearly complete ommmggggg I love it privacy and being normal is like treasure

I’m too cool to have twitter anyway

Omg I deactivated my twitter for too long and now it’s removed forever hahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

I’m a resiliency contortionist 😎

Love being a girl

Omg just realized 3 years ago today I got voted out first on #survivor! The only person in 25 years of the show to go out first on a non majority vote. I was so fucking sad but three years later I’m so happy I did it my way and it was rly perfect 💛💛💛 I’m the best bitch doing it* (*failing)

3 years later, I’m so glad I got out first on survivor lol

I think I might be dramatic

I have been listening to Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus as if it is music. Just typing along at work with this insanity in my ears while my coworkers think I’m listening to, idk, Hilary Duff

1 year ago today, I was listening to one of my favorite episodes of @robhasapodcast.bsky.social's Club Condo with @zachwurt.bsky.social, @jeffcanuhearme.bsky.social and @donlon.bsky.social for the 17th Placers Club Podcast it's still one of my favorite episodes of Club Condo up to this day! #RHAP

I’m not going to the NYC Beachdrop or Screening but I’ve sent Yam Yam and he will be there giving people wedgies on my behalf 💛 #Survivor

I wish I could reincarnate to a 20 year old at an OutKast concert in 2004

I’m so Danny Massa with my sauna time. Like I NEED to sauna…………… ummmm…….. that’s all I’ll say bout that

I’m tryna befriend my dentist she seems cool…… will report back…….

EVERYTHING FEELS NEW AGAIN. EVERYTHING FEELS NEW!!!!!

Picture this: I go to a cvs & ask man to use the employee bathroom & he tells me no. I say “I don’t want to pee on the floor” & then we chat. it ends with me & the employee hugging in aisle 4 & me saying “I felt heard by you.” he says “I love you”. I say “I love you too.” 💛 nvr to be seen again

Tell me how I got recognized twice this week hahahahahahahahahha my life is so whack and hilarious hahahahhahaha

I want to marry my bf but if I wasn’t gonna marry my bf I would marry Tyler The Creator

It feels like something huge is happening

I just wanna dance like allllll the time

I love my life 😭

Is Yau Man in my DM’s? Wouldn’t you like to know