A leftist party falling to factionalism before it officially exists is very funny, in a bleak sort of way

I love Greek theatre

ok but like WHY are the crew of the Maginot so stupid. This is a genuine question. I do not know what Noah Hawley is trying to say here. #AlienEarth

If you work in #Theatre or #TV please give this a little share. London Summer Social for #Playwrights #Screenwriters & their friends! THIS THURS 23rd July 7-10pm at Soho Theatre WALTHAMSTOW. All levels of experience. Come with friends or come alone! #SupportPlaywrightsSummerSocial

I am dangerously close to unlocking a new powerset: knowing all the names of the guys in The Thing

Absolutely bizarre to do 4th July fireworks in the UK. like damn have some self-respect

idk suze I had a baby 7 months ago and didn’t immediately become rabid to take away other people’s rights

ok Kier but only if I can be a spiv selling nylons and lipsticks inside a big coat

I actually love it when RTD uses his powers for good like this. Unsubtle full camp “this fashy shit will not fly in my Doctor Who, also fuck you JK Rowling, also abolish the nuclear family”. Great stuff, the queers will inherit the earth

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Ignoring all the rules about keeping screens away from babies to show my 6 month old the Spurs victory parade

Tuned in slightly late so I’m on catch up but: Transmasc Joan of Arc #NOR #Eurovision

ok well a huge L for me, who confidently proclaimed during Conclave that there would “never be a (North) American pope” and that “other Catholics think they’re weird”

OHHHH it’s the guy who wrote Kerblam! ok. well. lmao #DoctorWho

idk man I kind of liked it when the Doctor used to show up to give UNIT a slap but sure I guess the alternative to Tommy Robinson is being pro shadowy government organisation #DoctorWho

Hell yeah Shakespeare wife guy confirmed

Further to this, are you not just shining a light on the fact that you weren’t asked to be in the movies the first time round, which every British actor under the sun were in? Literally the B team

ok but it’s astonishing that WASN’T a cybermen episode

would you like a useless estate agent? no? then can I interest you in one that is actively evil

you cannot pay me to watch Adolescence, the idea that my sweet baby boy will one day Be Online is true horror

Literally every single thing in the world is bad right now except for the Dolly Parton Imagination Library which we just got our first book from

I think “selling out” is all but dead as a concept, with the great exception of participating in this new Harry Potter series in any way

Weak ass TV watcher opinion. Lost finale is both thematically satisfying and very moving. Definitely problems during the run - episode order bloat and writers strike - but finale absolutely brings it all home

I’m very sorry lads, Demi was never going to win that Oscar

Truly believe that a pimped out instant ramen is the greatest at-home lunch of all time. Sesame flavour Nissin ramen with Lao Gan Ma crispy chilli, extra sesame oil, spring onion and a soft boiled egg. Started adding these recently and brother, my lunchtime complacency is off the chain

White Lotus prediction for final episode: monkey got a gun

God yes, Emilia Perez wishes it had a tenth of the sauce Annette had

Charles II so low down list but Cromwell even further is very funny. “we want to be divinely ruled but only by boring pricks” terrible ugly puritan little country ❤️

ok calm down everyone, it’s like…pretty good. It’s essentially a Year 8 intro to philosophy thought experiment with nice production design and good performances and that’s ok!

Ok but as a first time Twin Peaks watcher WHY is this scene so scary. I have watched it several times and might truly be the worst shit I’ve ever seen (complimentary)

As a disincentive for automatically whittling down to two players at the firepit #TheTraitors needs to lean into the psychic damage aspect. Yes you can vote this person out but you have to visit their kids and explain why they can’t afford to go to university

In Australia she’s called Imogen Heaps

Counterfactual #TheTraitors: Frankie picks Alexander for the Seer dinner, her attempts to convince the others he’s faithful make them both look guilty and they get booted, Charlotte sails completely under the radar and wins at the firepit. Which I think I would have preferred? Man, not by much tho

Man, I guess #TheTraitors

Furious that Leanne’s main character syndrome has actually resulted in her being the main character #TheTraitors

NOT FRANKIE GIVING CHARLOTTE THE GWYNETH “I WISH YOU WELL” TREATMENT #TheTraitors

One thing about Frankie, if she’s going out she’s going out serving #TheTraitors

Yes surely Charlotte and Frankie are both goners - the only tension is over whether Alexander makes it. Probably not right. Because of like, the state of things #TheTraitors

Leanne: “the army has massively shaped me into who I am today” not perhaps the advert for the army that was intended #TheTraitors

Heading into #TheTraitors final, feeling parasocially furious that a Leanne/Jake win probably beckons

around the traitors' roundtable: PAM: I don't want to hear it, Mick, I've got evidence, I'm going to speak my truth STACEY: Gav, do you promise you're a faithful, coz I'm a faithful, and it'd be so lush if we were faithfuls together. (Dawn and Pete have already written each others names down)

'Grand Ken'

We should let Freddie be prime minister, or at the very least, First Himbo #TheTraitors

they did it those beautiful bastards. My god they did it. they made it good again #TheTraitors

Thinking about Furiosa again (I’d swap it out for Dune 2 in the nominations in a heartbeat) and it is really so funny to think it came out of the OG Mad Max, a slow weird shamble of a movie

My hot take is that Conclave should win simply for being exactly the kind of movie you can watch with your parents

😡 TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE CIGARETTES NEAR ME WHILE I’M OUT WITH THE PRAM FORCING ME TO PASSIVELY INHALE: you’re all beautiful talented geniuses keep it up

something something Line of Duty finale #TheTraitors

The mood whiplash of that murder to that banishment. Not in the good direction either #TheTraitors