the makers should stop putting unnecessary sex scenes in my life

playing jacksfilms Your Grammar Sucks 100 at a family get together

I tried to will my body to have a heart attack during the 10 seconds I was on stage so I could ruin the event for everyone else

my 70 year old grandfather reminiscing about all the rock bands he loved in his youth and calling him a multifandom enjoyer

girl pull ur pants up!!

whatever. go my based-on-the-books #dune lings

Wriggle maid bug #touhou #東方Project

they've been on my mind lately..

"the slow blade penetrates the shield" so does the fast truck mfer

doing the "may thy knife chip and shatter" dune salute before hopping in a car and ramming into my opponent as hard as possible

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goblin mode was my hawk tuah

the world of dune is actually a utopia since they don't have to deal with cars

life is like a box of highways

they don't tell you how hard it is having bigger boobs than your girlfriend

reading Boyfriends in 2026

throwing my 10 year old a frutiger aero themed birthday party

you don't need a stylus for tomodachi life if you put your heart into it

getting upset because tomodachi life doesn't have anti homeless benches

I don't trust people who don't recognize they're listening to lower quality audio files

its so subtle and versatile. its "wtf" its "wait, huh?" its "processing" its "...actually, now that i think about it..."

explaining why I need to dom a robot: a machine cannot be held accountable therefore a machine should not be making decisions

frank herbert was a republican so how come when I read all his weird philosophical books I felt like I was picking up what he was putting down

i love breast!!!!!! #unbeatable thank you for doing this commission @eelbeats.bsky.social !!!!!! the finger on the bra strap is such a nice detail 😳

started watching the twilight films and the color palette got such a downgrade from twilight to new moon..... sigh.

he looks like a mindless herbivore with no survival instinct

there's a lot to say about how people wanna put eachother down but i think the most important thing to say is that it's important you be yourself because we're only here for a little while. if people wanna pathologize you for being a dog, let them waste their precious time on that. bark on, sister

Twin Peaks is one of the best shows I've ever seen

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I would enjoy using linux if it was named after a woman instead

white people after playing outer wilds: that was beautiful

good morning joyce nation

one cannot count to 10 without saying 67

( hdg ) actually shocked i haven't done this with my girls yet

it was an option to be beautiful.

if you see me out in quahog say hi but if you see me at the clam im a talkative guy

🔔 Nick Fuentes Hype Moments and Aura has followed you.

👽🛸 new otd oc has landed: iksie 🐄💜

It's already spring,,,,

you. yes you. you should play unbeatable

do you think al gore knows about SCP 4444

this site is so fucking annoying