The audiobook version of In Deep Coprolite, narrated by the inimitable @duffypweber.bsky.social, will be available in a matter of weeks! I've reviewed the first dozen or so chapters of Duffy's production, and they are fabulous! It's amazing what the Duffmeister can do with that golden voice.

The audiobook version of The Blood Moon Feasts on My Dreams is part of audible.com's Autumn Harvest Sale! Ends September 16. Shoutout to @duffypweber.bsky.social for his outstanding narration and production. If you're an Audible member, go check it out!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEXf... Danny over at Lightning Audio has been AMAZINGLY kind in showing me highlighting our Lei 87 professional grade #studio #condenser #microphones

hulahulamoocow.com/micsite/lei.... We're now offering complete, fully built studio versions of our Lei 87 mics! A Neumann u87 style circuit in a tml-103 styled body. Compact, light, and options for EQ, pad or hi-pass switches.

Hey #voiceactors and #narrators! I'm running another intermediate-level class Mar 29 if you've always wanted to get started doing audiobooks but had questions about processing, setups, techniques or standards. Would love to see you all there! (Note: it's a long class!) hulahulamoocow.com/class/

A quick followup before dusting our hands of it: 1. Thank you to the awesome people of Lincoln Heights for running the Nazis off. 2. Any of y'all damned Nazis wanna try coming back to Cincinnati again? We'll fricken drop turkeys on you from a helicopter, just see if we don't.

These FUCKERS (excuse the language) were in MY CITY waving their nasty little Nazi flags around. Luckily the good people of Lincoln Heights ran 'em off & burned the flag. but if you see any of them? Don't serve them or engage-Tell them firmly to leave. Their hate is not to be entertained/tolerated.

welltris, screenshot, dos (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/2121/we...

I'm wondering why we don't use bad people's misunderstanding of science(/everything) against them more often. For instance, if you're MtF trans, the... president... *sigh*... himself has - if you apply the wording to actual science - defined you as a woman. Don't just make fun. TAKE ADVANTAGE.

We're starting up Audiobook narration classes again! The next class will be on Feb 6th at 8PM EST If you want to up your #audiobook #narration game, head on over to hulacowstudios.com/class and reserve a seat. It's fast paced and comprehensive and fairly long so wear something comfy/bring a notepad.

As a business owner I should be a LOT better about billing people. I HATE dealing with accounting. I generally let it slide until the Sonic The Hedgehog "your character is drowning" music starts playing in my head every time I think about my credit card balance. 😅

Lazy Sunday? Grab a book! youtu.be/G6xKJdwH-Fs Nothing like an awkward conversation with your ex-wife's current husband while you're being hunted at your own offices by a specist cult. hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree.... #Urbanfantasy series in #audiobook, #paperback, #hardback, and #eBook.

April fools' day prank: Photoshop your current middle-aged self into the background of your high school yearbook photos. Offer to help whoever's organizing the reunion by compiling the photos for the inevitable slideshow. Wear the same outfit to the reunion you're wearing in the photos.

Today Nintendo is within its rights to restore Popeye the Sailor Man as a proper Donkey Kong villain.

youtu.be/n8oOqtYLyek FINAL DAY for free #audiobooks and #ebooks! Nothing like an awkward conversation with your ex-wife's current husband while you're being hunted at your own office by a specist cult. hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree.... P.S. Easter egg in video, to see who's paying attention. ; )

ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT for #free #audiobooks and #eBooks! (Don't worry - they're not going anywhere after that; they'll still be for sale. But why not get 'em all for free?) ; ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIYX... Link: hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=17LF... Happy Holidays, everybody! ^_^ (P.S.: Free #audiobooks!)

Fran yelling at Al and Vivi. This was fun to narrate. ; ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWHp... Free #audiobooks and #Ebooks for a limited time. ^_^ Download them at hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hAB... We were a little late with the 9MMC 9-year Mario Maker Celebration this year. But we got it done!! ^_^ The... website's a little off-kilter at the moment, but head on over there anyway. ; ) mmcelebration.com

Say! I just had a thought! My gallbladder has been gone almost a week. Are transphobes going to accuse me of still having one?

Good news*! My liver has discovered that my gallbladder is missing. Now if we can just keep it from panicking about it, the next couple weeks will go a lot smoother. 😜 (*No, really. It is, actually, good news.)

Don't forget!! ^_^ The entire Drachen series is FREE in #eBook and #audiobook for the rest of the year! Get it here: hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree.... #fantasy #urbanfantasy #audiobooks #freebooks www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iWW...

hvavra.itch.io/off-the-cloc... Honored to say I provided the voice for the player character in this awesome point-and-click adventure! You can play it for free! ^_^ (But, like... if you like it, be sure to kick the dev a tip, if you can. They're awesome!) ; )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnSc... Reminder, if you love #audiobooks and #urbanfantasy that the ENTIRE Drachen Series ( #eBook AND #audiobook) is FREE for a limited time! ^_^ (If you enjoy it please leave a kind word or nice review at your favorite site) Get it here: hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree....

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION that I screwed up the mobile link on this! It has been fixed.

FREE for a limited time! #audiobooks and #ebooks! If you like #fantasy, or #urbanfantasy, with a little comedy, romance and silliness mixed in, well, then, come get it while it's hot! youtu.be/_PC7IuuY8gI Link: hulahulamoocow.com/drachenfree....

@arienne.audio Hi Ari! Good to see you here! ^_^

Cheers to the guy that decided that diphenhydramine should now come in toothpaste tubes.

I'll be starting up the free promos for the Drachen series soon. (Drachen 9 is off to the printers!!) In the meantime, have a teaser for Book 6😉: open.spotify.com/show/3qcTWKR... #audiobooks

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS! BAD NEWS: They're going to remove one of my internal organs!! (Don't worry - it's not a critical one!) GOOD NEWS! DRACHEN 9's #audiobook is OUT AND AVAILABLE!! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drachen-9-...

Well, as the NINTH(!!?) book/audiobook in the Drachen series is about to come out, I'm gonna post a few tantalizing teaser clips from previous books to get everyone hyped because guess what? I'LL BE *TEMPORARILY* giving all nine away FREE from the Hula-Cow Studios site, coming up soon. Y'all ready!?

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Fun announcement!! The cover art for my 9th book is ready, and as soon as I get it in my hot little hand, I'm going to *temporarily* give away both the print AND audiobook version of ALL NINE OF THEM, free! (I figure we all need something nice about now, and it was never about making money anyhoo.)

If this wasn't in the publishing contracts, I smell a lawsuit brewing.

If you’re a HarperCollins author, I strongly suggest getting together with your agent and sending a very strong preemptive “FUCK THIS” their way. lithub.com/harpercollin...

Post a perfect album for the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains Off to See the Lizard, by Jimmy Buffett. ('89 counts as 90s right?)😅

I've been meaning to put this together for a while, but I found 5 extra minutes and the inclination to do so this morning. Here's why you get human (or a reasonable facsimile) #narrators and not an AI to narrate your #auidobooks www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAJR...

Attention Mario Maker fans! 9MMC is HAPPENING! ^_^ www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Os...

MY FELLOW AMERICANS! No doubt you're aware it's election day. If you have not voted, I IMPLORE you to do so. We cannot repeat the mistakes of 2016 where complacency and apathy allowed us to slip into a 4 year debacle of mismanagement that had long-lasting effects. GO VOTE. PLEASE. And thank you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk1x... Hey fellow #voiceacting #narration & VO peeps! We're building boutique mics at the studio now! I've been using them for almost all of my voice work lately. If you're looking for a U87 style mic (It's based off the ACTUAL u87 circuit, not a Schoeps clone) Holler! ^_^

LinkedIn is training AI with user data. You can go here and turn it off www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iev... LOVE the new background for the Who's on First video, courtesy of @miikotorii.bsky.social ! Millie and Daavi are taking a run at Abbott and Costello's classic baseball comedy routine. ^_^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKP3... We made a u87 clone teeeeny tiny! ^_^ With a special twist: Brightness select switch! It looks kinda like a tlm103 but it's a cardioid u87 Introducing the Lei87 from Hula-Cow Studios.

I've been wanting to do a homage to the great performances of Abbott and Costello for a long time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHhy...

Hey #audiobook fans! If you enjoyed book 1, check out #2 in the Drachen series: Share and enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ir... Amazon: www.amazon.com/Drachen-2-Ci... Barnes&Noble www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drachen-2-... Spotify open.spotify.com/show/08P4pYd... Audible www.audible.com/pd/Drachen-2...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfsp... I had so much fun narrating (well, and writing!) this. Check it out! ^_^ Now on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Drachen-Trop... Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/drachen-du... Audible: www.audible.com/pd/Drachen-T... and Spotify! open.spotify.com/show/2pRmN0m...

I have some really good news. ^_^ www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Nk...

hulahulamoocow.com/audiobookcla... Just a reminder to #VoiceActors (or anyone!!) looking to get into better #audiobook recording and production work: The intermediate class is this Saturday and there's still plenty of free slots! Pass it on. ; )

Thanks so much! I really enjoyed it. ^_^

Happy to announce that this amazing noir fantasy mystery #audiobook I've narrated for @douglaslumsden.bsky.social is now available! ^_^ www.audible.com/pd/B0CNHRTKC...