This isn’t true. We got a report from someone going to a Wegman’s and thinking they were going to get 2 frozen pizzas for $10 when they got them for $12. Explain your reasoning behind this!!!

Bad news, folks. @mommunism.bsky.social has teamed up with @cait.bsky.social to form an ultimate superpower that we haven’t prepared for

Unfortunately you can blame @mommunism.bsky.social for us not being able to say “Merry Christmas” and “Feliz Navidad”

The cheese line knew you were there and heard that you produced “Ringo the 4th” and said NOT TODAY SATAN. WAIT A LITTLE LONGER FOR UOUR FANCE CHEESE

Victims of @mommunism.bsky.social is out. Victims of Stancilism is in

Just finished reading American Canto, and it’s so strange how many times Olivia Nuzzi refers to @mommunism.bsky.social as “the performer”

Hello Philadelphia residents! Unfortunately @mommunism.bsky.social was messing around with the weather machine again, which is why it snowed there yesterday

Happy thanksgiving! Just a reminder, this was a holiday invented by @mommunism.bsky.social after she gave the natives smallpox

BREAKING: apparently @mommunism.bsky.social knows a lot about KFC. Or should we call you “colonel”??????

Can you believe @mommunism.bsky.social tried to steal Zohran’s thunder

Let it be known that despite her claims, @mommunism.bsky.social did NOT come up with the “‘get his ass’ is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of ‘seize him’” joke

Unfortunately, we’ve discovered the truth about @mommunism.bsky.social, “ATproto” is actually shortened from “AMolly TShaw protomommunism”.

Just as an aside Bluesky has addressed exactly zero of the concerns raised by the open letter to them about their treatment of Palestinians including the one basically set up for them to have a PR win- providing their TOS in Arabic

Heard through the grapevine that you all have your marching orders from @mommunism.bsky.social to artificially boost Taylor Swift’s new album to keep it atop the charts for 83 straight weeks

I guess we can finally put this information out there. Not only was @mommunism.bsky.social the leader of ANTIFA, she also refused to pay us, citing that it “was for exposure”

Well well well looks like it was @mommunism.bsky.social’s idea for this Mortal Kombat game to be 147 GB

Unfortunately @mommunism.bsky.social made my vacation come to an end

Looks like @mommunism.bsky.social has forced us to live a bon vivant lifestyle of going on a scavenger hunt in NYC on a Sunday

it seems that @mommunism.bsky.social has increased the cost of a Big Mac yet again

the rumors are true... @mommunism.bsky.social has posted a 100,000 word article about how she's the queen of this website

BREAKING NEWS: it was @mommunism.bsky.social’s idea to force you to use copilot on your computer

It’s interesting that the reason the music for Sonic 3 had to be changed was due to @mommunism.bsky.social’s lawsuit with Sega

Crashed out so hard I started defending the tsars is a real @victimsofmommunism.bsky.social hall of famer

We’ve been hard at work exposing the fact that @mommunism.bsky.social has been keeping the price of graphing calculators artificially high

Seems that @mommunism.bsky.social refused to tweak the algorithm in this website so nobody would see any posts from Texas Paul

We’ve just uncovered a new decree that @mommunism.bsky.social made in the early days of microblogging social media, DO NOT QUOTE TWEET, BUT RETWEET. MAJOR CONSEQUENCES WILL BEFALL YOU IF YOU DISOBEY THESE ORDERS

Rough morning, @mommunism.bsky.social said that a hot dog is actually a taco

Apparently @mommunism.bsky.social decreed that you shouldn’t go into a strangers mentions for any reason

Cannot believe that @mommunism.bsky.social would control autocorrect from saying “goon morbing” to “good morning”

The cause of video game prices going up Telling Hasbro to buy every toy company Making the trains run late Causing the 1994 baseball strike dust particles in people’s homes Popcorn ceilings Gas being $3 a gallon The decline of D cell batteries NYC changing the subway map

It was @mommunism.bsky.social’s fault that DMs are down on Twitter, in a last ditch effort to get group DMs with pictures on this website

Wow, this is crazy. All of the paper towel machines in this bathroom are empty. Can you believe @mommunism.bsky.social would do such a thing? So much for communism

Hey everyone, just letting you know that @mommunism.bsky.social has decreed that you cannot say “trump” anymore, you have to say “drumpf”

It’s @mommunism.bsky.social’s fault that we got a dang CHEETO in the White House

See she finally admitted it!

Wow Molly didn’t know I’d be the VICTIM OF A SUBSKEET

Apparently it was @mommunism.bsky.social’s fault that I haven’t been seeing any of @katie.bzky.team’s posts lately

I can’t believe @mommunism.bsky.social made it impossible to find an atomic clock

Well well well sounds like someone’s STEALING GROCERIES AGAIN

It looks like @mommunism.bsky.social is responsible for splitting several atoms. Thanks to PURITY TESTING

I have reviewed the account of @mommunism.bsky.social I have come to the conclusion that she’s the victim of a scam Wait No I’m the fucking victim here you can’t take this away from me If she’s the victim that means I’m a DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION victim

This is stolen valor. Everyone knows that is was @mommunism.bsky.social’s idea

Been a while, but I just received word that it was @mommunism.bsky.social’s edict that forced Sisyphus to push that boulder uphill for eternity

You knew what you were doing when you posted thirst trap after thirst trap

Can you believe that @mommunism.bsky.social wants to get rid of all the ants??????

Well well well looks like @mommunism.bsky.social got the weather wrong! She said it’s 49°F in the Bronx but it’s actually 52°F

FUCKIN CAUGHT YOU IN 4K

Oh yeah you know what time it is Molly closed your favorite corner diner with no notice

It seems that @mommunism.bsky.social is responsible for advising Drake to file those lawsuits