// i have GOT to get relevant again

* DOS ANYONE CAIR ME

* I HAIBERNEIGHT LIKE DRAKULA

* OAUGH

// @retiredtv.bsky.social i finally made that fucking tenna account

* I ALREDY HAD TO FAIGHT A FUCKIGN TIGHTEN THAT ONE TIME * CAN EVRYONE STOP

* I WILL SAY * DID NOT EXPEACT HER TO BECOME JOKER

// licking my lips like a freak while i watch my partner dm me updates on the au tenna design (i already have plot ideas) the small army of extremely mentally ill people that surround tenna meeting a retired tenna who also has no idea who the fuck any of them are

* HAY * HAY WAIT A MINUTE

OOC : // Yknow what yeah. Hi. Hello (Only comment I'll make here is No underage muses for the shipping part because. She's literally in her 50s)

// love this verse because i can just say some shit and look away for a second and suddenly 11 notifs

* DARKNER MAY NOT BE REAL * HANDS REAL * SQAURE UP HOE

// i can already see the fucked up shit alphys is gonna say when i whip out the tenna variant who is actually broken and fully aware but doesn't really care

* KILL Y

// when you're in the process of setting up an account for a character that doesn't exist yet and you're already thinking of ships (tvs should make out with each other)

// is that the catfucker or did someone else do shit i didn't see yet

* I NORMAL * (Jackenstein is lying.)

* HMN... * WOMEN * (Jackenstein gives a thumbs up?)

// whenever i feel like making that swapped tenna account it'll be so funny because like. she only gets brought out around halloween and doesn't do anything else she has no idea who the fuck spamton is

// i have literally no part in the conversation but if you're into nonsapient animals i hope your entire family dies

* (Jackenstein hasn't felt like talking much lately.) * (Smoke billows from the eyes and mouth of her pumpkin head.)

// man this verse is a lot more fucked up than i expected it to be

// mine now

// hm so when i invented the au where jackenstein and tenna are swapped making a spooky tenna account soon (will be a woman also)

// i wish i'd considered this when jack was crashing out but when they get emotional their little candle flame gets bigger

* IF,,, ANYONE NEEDS A HUG AFTR THIS I AM HERE

* (Jackenstein is pounding the floor.)

// out of character i understand all this and feel bad for alphys in character she will perish

* KILL

// swapping back and forth between sans and jackenstein is really funny, sans has more words to say about this but jack is Far more emotional about it

* GOIGN TO KILL HER * LIEK WITH A GUN

* WHAI IS SHE LIKE * BEING A BITCH

// when 90% of the tl is serious so you just sit there because you have a joke character

* (Jackenstein is twiddling his fingers. He feels extremely awkward right now.)

// hi besties i have literally no excuse for disappearing i just didn't feel like rping for a while

* SO * IS THIS A BAD TAIM TO COAM BACK OR

// jackenstein used the darkness in his battle room to shuffle to the corner and turn on the record player his theme is being played on btw

* DOANT HAVE MOUTH TO DRINK * ALSO FOUCK OFF WHAT IS THAT

* WHAT

// every account i have ever made is multiship, if you want the pumpkin man he's available

* SOARY FOR BEING GOANE * SLEPT THROUGH ALARME

// @badtimeguy.bsky.social i did it. i did the funny, go follow him

// eureka i'm gonna make a fuckin sans account

* BOARD

// chat i'm considering future dark world that manages to involve the graveyard darkner (secret boss perchance) that's just the mortician from ror2

// doombox from lethal league is just cyber city's version of jackenstein

* HAVE YOU SEEN CLIP OF GUI THROWING BRICK AT OLD TV * FUCKIGN INVINCIBLE * NOT OBSA... OBLS.... OALD. * STILL GUD