ouchie. . why'd i say "ouchie", i'm a grown ass woman.

*cartoonishly loud back crack sfx*

help

god forbid the old lady take frequent naps, eesh. . hhow long has it been

does literally anyone fw me

*horrific old woman coughing*

i /cannot/ seem to stay awake these days!

// rising from my grave

i have GOT to get more normal around women what the fuck was that

SHIT, I'M LATE FOR HALLOWEEN???

i feel like i've mentioned everyone being freaked out, but it keeps getting worse.

can't believe people want that guy.

kinda want her

// sliding tenna towards people who are going to probably kill her (teehee)

i was going to make a joke about a stop light, but there'd need to be a yellow one

why's everyone so short around here? *bitch everyone can tell you're wearing stilts you sit on a throne of LIES*

i'm always missing what seems like very important information

who the fuck is mike

hm,,

— TEMP PINNED. FELL!BATTAT / SMALL MIKE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG

// my tenna interacting with characters that are close to regular tenna fills me with idea

how's everyone doing tonight?

i have no idea what people see in that guy.

forgive the intermission, folks!

// i make one attempt to do stuff in this verse again and it stabs me 37 times in the chest, i'm leaving again

does literally anyone fw me

it is a /marvel/ that my screen still works! . *tapping on the side of her head. the static shifts a tiny bit, but nothing else happens.* well. "works" might've been a bit of a strong word.

// chat i'm desperate

sorry for the intermission, folks! i've been. um. don't worry about it!

// it turns out that taking a character and making a version of them that's not important to the plot even a little bit makes them less interesting

i bring a sort of being weird and annoying to the function that the other tennas don't like

am i the freaky tenna. is this where i've ended up

give me some time,,,

kissing other tvs,,,

i never have any idea what's going on ever!

hehe. women.

sounds like you could go for a career change.

hon. i know this is our first time talking, but i don't think you deserve that.

oh, i'm sure it'll come to ya eventually.

ah, i was just retired! didn't. expect retirement to be so lonely, but i got used to it eventually.

iii'm going to be entirely honest here, i haven't been out 'n about in like. a decade, so i'm just going up to people.

// oh skullgirls rp is a thing side eyeing beowulf

this is just my face.

so many of us are old at this point, i'm not sure it's even an issue

what.

i am afraid of you

who up busting they ba. hm. no, that actually sucks.