Heheh. ALLLL right. MIKE time.

SCRIGGINS! BITE MY ENTIRE ASS! GO LEGALLY BRAINDEAD FROM LACK OF OXYGEN DUE TO CHOKING ON MY ENTIRE ASS!

YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!!

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.

Shut your mouth, those worthless thoughts and words.

You want to see the real me? This IS the real me! This mask, this costume, all of it's REAL! The chickenwire underneath is just that, an armature! Can't you see? Can't you see that what's underneath isn't the real me?

Guys, I know this might sound a little bit fucked up to say, but... I'm starting to think, for the good of humanity, we might need to kill the boss's wife.

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL.

... The fuck's wrong with you guys.

(HANG ON SORRY ONE MORE FOR FELL BATTAT WITH THE SAME THEME OF WANTING TO KILL THE BOSS OK) youtube.com/watch?v=LtYMRhzi…

@motormouthdice.bsky.social ok but for your fell battat i thought about this fucking song and i'm sorry i'll get one for your normal battat now youtube.com/watch?v=jpd-JBBj…

OOC : // Still self-conscious about this account but. I'll survive

OOC : // I hope the attitude difference between her and normal Battat is noticeable. Uuu

... Ew? The fuck is that thing.

TEMP PINNED. written by eli :)

[ * Ah, yes. The EVIL Mike room. ]

OOC : // I cangt be mean to Pluey it's like kicking a kitten

OOC : // Full Felltat icon bc I'm proud of how it turned out...

. . . ? 💧

Fuck a handgun, my thoughts are long-range, dig up your bones and deep fry your fucking brain. My eyes are closed, so try and kill me — my pretty face is the last thing you'll ever see.

It's genius, Jack! Cynical, depraved genius!

THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT

YES. All the others are GREEN. 💢

I just look like this. Depressing, I know.

💢💢💢

THIS Pippins is RED for a TERRIBLE FUCKING REASON.

... Ugh.

OOC : // In case anyone's curious about the username... It's a craps term. Idk I thought it was clever

( Fffuck I'm tired ... do I need to tap out already? )

[ NC ] I'm Evil Mike and I'm from Boston

( ... Why do all these other Mikes look so different. )

( Fffuck this suit is so cramped -- ) Hey. HEY!!! Why is everyone starin'. 💢

OOC : // MY NOTIFS

OOC : // I am feeling self-conscious already but whatever we ball

( ... yeah bloodstone dice yeah i uh. still am thinking of mike design, too so.

... What's with all these other POSERS. 💢 And where the HELL is Tenna?

Motormouth FUCKING Mike!!!

ANYWAY. THAT was fuckin' weird ...

OOC : // She's in her Mike disguise rn I should've clarified that straight away. You can't tell she's a red Pippins unless you take off the fake head or she does it herself 👍

HEY!!! Is thing ON?!

— TEMP PINNED. FELL!BATTAT / SMALL MIKE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG