The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

As seen at the #NoKings protest in Stroudsburg yesterday. Watched with glee and awe as the butterfly landed on this lovely woman's hair ribbon and my daughter snapped the photo. We basically witnessed the phrase "The only orange monarch I want to see" come to life. 🙂🇺🇸❤️

Keep on laughing. Keep on resisting. Keep on being weird AF. open.substack.com/pub/thedangl...

Faith. Rebooted. Buy your copy of CHRISTBOT and join the conversation: share.google/ZkN2uFikdh2V...

IT HAS ARRIVED. #CHRISTBOT #AIJesus #DebutNovel #Novel #Writer #Author

My debut novel, CHRISTBOT, will be released this Friday, October 10. Pre-order your copy today! a.co/d/giUBDmp

In the 2025 reboot of The Wizard of Oz, after Toto pulls back the curtain on the wizard, poor pup would have been branded a “globalist shill” and hit with a twenty–tweet thread accusing him of conspiring with the Deep State to destabilize Emerald City. #idolsofclay #celebrityworship

I am sickened, horrified, and furious. In the aftermath of the Minnesota tragedy, Fox News and the New York Post are once again proving themselves to be engines of hate—seizing on human suffering to demonize transgender people. We cannot let this hatred metastasize unchecked.

So sick and tired of seeing the greedy, stupid, evil, racist bullies winning.

Both Muskrat and Fuckerberg look like someone slapped bad wigs on a couple of crash test dummies.

Compassion and empathy are not only good, but essential.

When #penguins team up with the orcas... Yachts will flip. Empires will fall. Justice will waddle. open.substack.com/pub/thedangl...

BEWARE THE BUBBA DUKE open.substack.com/pub/thedangl... #satire #humor #ghoststories

The #USA does not have a cabinet. It has a junk drawer - that is perpetually jammed, off its rollers, and full of dried-up battery acid. Also, it's in a crack house.

At the end of the day, this wasn’t about money. It was about proving that the very men who ranted the loudest about dominance, masculinity, and power… were the ones who wanted to be on their knees the most.

Threatening people's livelihoods with a bullshit "What did you do this week" anwer-by-Monday-night-or-be-fired email on a weekend is an ACT OF TERRORISM. Because its intent is to cause chaos and instill fear, anxiety, and panic into innocent people. Arrest #ElonMusk NOW.

BREAKING NEWS: 'Corpses for the Cause's Initiative Gains Momentum as Healthcare Crisis Escalates

whenever anyone asks me how I'm doing lately... like how tf u think...?

LOUDER PLEASE.

THE EPIC CONCLUSION...a brain worm Battle Royale! open.substack.com/pub/thedangl...

Happy #ValentinesDay, friends! Here's Part 2 of our favorite brain worm love story for your reading pleasure. open.substack.com/pub/thedangl...

If only someone could harness Smol PP energy as a renewal power source... 🤏🍆

Just in time for Valentine's Day...💋 A love story of passion that feeds on you. Forget vampires. Forget werewolves. This Valentine’s Day, give your heart (and your frontal lobe) to a real lover. 🧠🪱💘 Would YOU let him in? #rfkbrainworm #brainworms #Brainworm #RFKjr

#TeamOrca Sink the fuckin rich. medium.com/the-dangling...

In case anyone is interested in reading a short story featuring the orange goon as a LITERAL piece of shit that is bought and paid for by Lone Skum. medium.com/@PoetryEmoti... Enjoy!

I'd much rather have TDS than #Donorrhea. 🖕🟠🤡

Another day, another massive disappointment in the obituaries.

What we need is to shut down the entire system. Not a sit-in, not a walkout. I'm talking about millions of us just remaining at home. No work, no travel, no TV, no purchases, no posting on social media. Money is the only thing they understand. Hit the oligarchy where it hurts. #IdesOfMarch

Tell me again why we're paying income taxes to a federal government that wants us dead.

What happens when a nation learns their president is a transgender man? Here's my satirical little story that takes on identity, politics, and the circus of modern life. #AllThePresidentsPronouns #satire #politics #comedy #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights #lgbtq medium.com/@PoetryEmoti...

Please read this book.

If millions of Americans refused to pay income tax to a corrupt fascist oligarchy, can the IRS prosecute all of them? Asking for a friend.

If it was about immigration, instead of mass deporting poor brown folks just trying to work towards a better life, they'd crack down on the greedy business owners who exploit immigrants' cheap labor and lack of recourse. This is about power, racism, and calculated cruelty. This is FASCISM.

I decided to channel all my rage and frustration into a rather dark little parody. Enjoy! #fuckdonaldtrump #fuckfascists #fucknazis #foreverbox #fuckitall youtu.be/NCCmUPvi-VM?...

And remember, friends: you didn't get hyped up and "accidentally" kick a Nazi in the groin. You gave him a Roman test-tickle. 😁 #punchnazis #kicknaziballs

If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.

Hey friends - apparently Meta is automatically forcing us to follow the 🟠💩, Malaria, Shady Vance, and others. I had to go in and click Unfollow on all of them. I recommend you check your FB and IG accounts, because apparently this is happening to everyone.

Rev. Budde's prayer was perfect, especially considering how heavily Trump relied on Evangelical support, sold his own autographed Bibles, etc. Now he's throwing an absolute fit because someone asked him to actually act a bit more Christ-like. The hypocrisy is astounding. But also kind of hilarious.

Enough of playing nice. We should be going full Donny Donowitz on Nazi scum. Including Melon Husk. ESPECIALLY Melon Husk.

A few days before Christmas, my partner lost his uncle to gun violence. This Should Not Have Happened medium.com/@PoetryEmoti...

Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane, Decent Americans

Any lawyers out there want to launch a class action lawsuit against United Healthcare? 🔥🔥🔥 IT TF DOWN.

We have not only a huge gun problem in this country, but also a toxic mindset inherent in American culture that encourages rage addiction and violence as the primary solution to our woes. I seriously hate it here. #ThisIsAmerica #GunViolence

We have a peculiar historical event shaping up where the oligarch billionaire class is about to fleece this country while most of their supporters are working people who are convinced that they are on their side because they hate migrants & trans people.

"we used to take snake oil salesmen and tar and feather the shit out of them, and run them out of town on a rail. Now, we elect them president."

🎵 oh I would swim 8000 miles and I would swim 8000 more / just to be the whale who swam 8000 miles to find a lady whale consort 🎶

Remember, friends: snitches get stitches. And stitches require a lengthy pre-authorization. #healthcare #medicareforall