My 2-year old daughter can’t stop talking about the Gracie corner concert 2 days later. I love that for her. 🥹

So do Ni**i fans just be stressed all the time or what? Genuinely asking because this week has been a lot.

The Atlanta brunch scene is cooked. I’m so tired of the shenanigans. To be on a waitlist for 2 hours, just to have my name removed for no reason is crazy!

Taylor is a prime example of a goofy getting a chance with a 10, not being used to that type of woman giving him attention, and self-sabotaging because he knows he can’t rise to the occasion. Been there, done that, got the therapy to prove it. Olandria is so much better off.

Taylor and Clarke look like identical twins. SMDH

The male bombshells be so trash. Omg

Since drinking my prebiotics/probiotics, when it’s that time of the month I only look 3 months pregnant instead of 5. 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

Why is my 4 foot 11 inch mama in my house tryna tell the professional construction workers how to do their job? Why Lord?

the life hack to being a homebody that loves to socialize is to marry someone who likes entertaining people at the house. yes, bring the function to me. 🫶🏾

Via TW STOP TELLING YOUNG GIRLS that when a boy is mean or rude to her it is because he has a crush on her. STOP teaching girls that ABUSE is a form of LOVE!! #incel

So Porsha lied again. Because she said that those pics of Brit were from when she was underage….where did that even come from?!

Using AI to create a proposal to get funding for AI software. I’m living in the matrix. 😂

I take it personally when people reach out to me for MLM and Ponzi scheme “opportunities.” Like wow, your really think I’m a mark huh?

life ain’t been the same since Trader Joe’s discontinued crunchy cookie butter.

I might gotta fade Popeyes for their chicken wrap 👀

I feel like Wayne and T-Pain should go on tour together. 👉🏾👈🏾

My daughter is turning 2 soon and even after carrying her and birthing her, I still cannot believe I’m her mother. 😂😂😂

We really all collectively stopped shopping at Target. For months now. That is so powerful.

Not I’m making Mac n cheese and the power went out. Wow. 😂

…i completely understand you won’t agree with your partner on everything but…morals surrounding rape/DV aren’t something I consider a “disagreement.” That’s a dealbreaker bookie.

I’m so sorry, but watching women go hard in support of rape/DV victims all while being actively in relationship with men who don’t agree just seems crazy to me.

New episodes of “Sesame Street” and library episodes will be available to watch on Netflix worldwide

Blink Twice is so good.

They rush you at the Popeyes drive-thru only to end up giving you the wrong items in your order. See? This is why yall need to slow down. Too busy screaming “that’s all?!”, should be listening to what the “THAT” is.

I feel like my facial structure changed since I got my wisdom teeth removed. It’s giving snatched. Either that or I den lost so much weight it changed my face. 😂

I’m glad I’m going to a later show so production has time to iron these kinks out that lowkey should’ve been ironed out during rehearsal.

Y’all don’t think it’s weird to diagnose other people’s children all willy nilly like that?

I spent the whole morning with tech problems. My nerves!

Wow I’m definitely a mother because I’m excited about getting sedated for oral surgery. It means I will get an uninterrupted nap. 😭

Beyoncé this, Blue that, but did yall see MS. TINA BEYONCÉ?!!!

Is the Turkey Leg Hut documentary on Tubi yet?

Everything I know about Shannon Sharpe’s sex life, I’ve learned against my will.

Why somebody in another country mentioned the signal app on a zoom call and everybody burst out laughing?? We are a laughing stock. 🫠😂

he pouring me a glass of wine but I already snuck and ate some candy. 🥲

We don’t talk enough about the transition from Desert Eagle to Riverdance.

Beyond the Gates is so good!!

I can’t wait to see what Dawn wears to the ship!

A mom: (exists) y’all: “EWWW KIDS?!! OMG I COULD NEVER! I LIKE DOING WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I WANNA DO IT, YOU GOTTA COOK, CLEAN, AND RAISE THEM? GROSS! SUCKS FOR YOU!” Um okay…? lol being childless by choice is great. that being said, please don’t talk crazy to me about my child. Thanks. 🫶🏾

The secret world of Maggie grey is such a good book omg. I’m bout to eat this series up!

When SZA said she liked dirty shoes and dirty men alike, I never sing that part cuz girl wtf is you talkin about?

Not me running into Apollo at the hot dog factory on the west end. Lmao

I got flexi rods in my head at daycare drop off this morning. New level of motherhood unlocked.

Everytime “Bigger in Texas” goes off, my toddler says “again!” And to that I say, iktr baby. 🥹

no weapon formed against me shall prosper.

yeah I tried using threads but it’s people on there searching for strangers to argue with. can’t do it, won’t do it. lol

Why is it always a dickhead in a tesla?????

That girl really hit that girl in the back of her head with a baton. That is wild!

I love nerdy black men..like tell me more about how you built yo own computer..

Mandatory sudoku for everyone

I thought they were deporting criminals. Why is Tory Lanez still in America??