Thinking of all the poor dyslexic kids waiting for Satan to come down the chimney tonight

#WinOrLose is nominated for 7 Emmy's! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/2...

It’s unfathomable to me that a single person can wake up every single day with enough money to end hunger on the entire PLANET and just doesn’t

Been watching Gilmore Girls for the first time and I can’t stop thinking that this whole show was the America we were promised

Turning on lossless audio purely out of spite for my cell carrier

Never realized how much my visual brain relied on colors to navigate, I got 2x faster when I switched back to normal icons. Sorry clear mode ☹️ you were pretty #iOS26

Dear 18-year old me: You’re never gonna believe this

AirPods are peak technology man. Like what do you mean I just have magical ears now

This gesture made me legit laugh out loud

The secret to enjoying video games is to never, ever listen to gamers. Play what you want. Enjoy it.

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

I will say it again: Severance is the most original idea we've seen in a TV show in a very long time, and it will live on for ages.

How did I sleep on Dredge for so long? This game is stellar, I’m hooked 🪝

Is anybody else insanely sensitive to caffeine? Like even eating too much chocolate will alter the course of my whole day

When the world couldn’t be darker, a light emerges

Hustle culture is the best way to get everything you want in life without enjoying any of it

Win or Lose was phenomenal, one of the best shows I’ve watched on Disney+ AND MY BEST FRIEND @solimander.bsky.social MADE IT. I’M SO PROUD OF HIM 🥒😭

This guy beside me is eating an envy apple and like idk man I just really want it

Just finished season 1 of #Severance and holy fucking shit, this is the most original story concept I’ve seen in a long time. 10/10 so far

Finally linked up with the Fireflies today #TheLastofUs

New fire north of Santa Clarita and the evac zone is ENORMOUS. #HughesFire

living in the US right now

I LOVE the fact that they didn't make something different. This is Nintendo admitting that they've finally created the perfect console. And it is.

I just want to point out how perfect the map icons for galaxy, planet, and city are in #StarWarsOutlaws

It's honestly impressive that someone can be functional when they're this stupid

This all just feels like the title sequence to a catastrophically bad 2025

I know I’m supposed to feel refreshed from a long holiday break but I’m just as stressed as ever y’all

Thinking of all the poor dyslexic kids waiting for Satan to come down the chimney tonight

So let me get this straight. This is your guy? Out of everybody else in the country, THIS is the guy you worship

The world will never see another Party Rock Anthem. They literally just dropped that shit and disappeared. Fucking masterpiece and then dipped

I love when Apple intelligence gives me zero context

Today I’m thankful to be leaving the US for the first time in my life. Only took 35 years

Lol, all the planes in Flighty are different sized turkeys today

I can't believe he threw in peace in the middle east at the buzzer. I'm gonna miss Biden so much

Verizon peeps: When you go to another country, how do you handle your phone SIM situation? My first time leaving the US 🥹

This is peak gameplay right here, and I’m not even kidding. This whimsy builds so much character and I love when games are just FUN #TheLastofUs

YOU DON'T SAY

We're gonna crash HARD after the holidays. Going from the best time of the year to the absolute worst time of the worst year imaginable

Y'all ever like a post after replying to it just to make sure you don't come off as mean?

Can you imagine being paparazzi at a funeral? Like how do you not question your career path at that moment

An echo chamber where people care about others is an echo chamber I don’t mind being in.

My favorite shot of the weekend, off the coast of Catalina. Straight outta the iPhone 16 Pro. Zero edits.

The Onion buying Infowars has to be one of the funniest things that’s ever happened

It’s easy to joke about his cabinet picks but what he’s really doing here is just picking people he can control. Trump will control literally everything.

LMFAO

One cool thing about movie credits is when you get to the thanks section, there's no indication which thanks are sincere and which thanks are deeply sarcastic