the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

Thierry Henry openly disdains Lalas every time he speaks. I love it.

A traditional Lebanese dinner called Maqlouba. It has tomato, onion, eggplant, chicken thighs, rice and 8,000 different spices.

Ok, well the energy drink branding part was specifically predicted by Idiocracy. I almost consider this IP theft.

@thelifeofsharks.com Thank you for making this 5 year old shark obsessed guy VERY happy.

Idiocracy attempted to show how low we could go, but guessed wrong on depth. There is no bottom.

Got to be the 49ers. Plane could be missing a wing, have one engine and the cockpit torn open but they would somehow land it.

My 4 year old just uttered those magic words from the bathroom: I need a towel, something happened!

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18

This is the pinnacle of what a short form video can be. Happy Confederate Surrender Day!

The French have hilarious names for things. For example, this is what they call Kristi Noem's marriage.

My buddy has a great Buccaneers podcast if that is your sort of thing. Live now. www.youtube.com/live/58I-ZQ5...

One was a schoolteacher and the other was a WWII vet turned conman who was married 8 times (4 to the same woman.)

Amen

They made a comic of Elon Musk's origin.

Prepping for a snowstorm Chicago-style in the East: Make a mostaccioli, salt the walk, tell my neighbors if I have a heart attack while shoveling to let me claim my death right as a Midwestern man.

Imagine 6 feet of this bad boy at a mandatory team-building exercise.

Ben Johnson has an unbeatable formula for the perfect offense: Have two tall tight ends and only throw to them.

Total War: Warhammer III has got to release this thing as a new Nurgle Legendary Lord.

This is why we watch. www.espn.com/video/clip/_...

This is horrible, but also if you are the sort of person that let's your child play with an AI powered teddy bear, your kids are going to have a tough life anyway.

I watched True Lies (1994) last night. I forgot that movies used to rely on it being irrelevant to his character that Arnold was the most jacked man on Earth with a thick Austrian accent. We just worked past those factors.

See the difference? 👀 #NoKings

Brosmer's multi-level Farquaad homage haircut is elite. Easily going for 750 yds passing in the 2nd half.

It took EXACTLY 3 quarters for Ben Johnson to become a Bears coach.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary Gardens (The house is actually pretty nice, but there is still a raccoon. He is only related to George Kennedy.)

Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz are engaged in a very high-stakes and high-profile “being like that” contest and it’s gonna be a photo finish

Finally, someone gets it.

This is America.

Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo

I want to find this man, if he is still around, and gently bully him.

Everybody asks, "How's the sandwich?" Nobody ever asks, "How are you, sandwich?"

So we beat on, sandwiches against the table, borne back ceaselessly into the stomachs.

Sometimes HR and Payroll come together and call in one of our specialists to "send a message" to the rank and file. We call this package, "The company is downsizing, everyone is getting two weeks severance regardless of seniority." It is most popular amongst companies setting record profits.

Jamila was a model before she was taken up to a C-Suite after work drinks soiree. Synergies were realized, new revenue streams were discussed. Some say her consumption led to Thad's discovery of a new way to cross-utilize product in order to maximize ROI in down-markets.

Little known fact: When my cousin Giuseppe was slaughtered for a team-building exercise in Chappaqua (pictured here), his body became the first official use of the term "put a pin in it."

One of my kind being born into a cruel and uncaring world. He will be devoured partially by a woman named Doris while she absolutely demolishes Ted in accounting's choice of tie/sock combinations.