I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is. Know your rights. Pass these around…

i have cancelled on all of the aforementioned networking events

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forcing myself to be more social in the new year by signing up for networking events

mistletoe x justin bieber 🎄🤍✨

you know what… yeah

me: oh, it’s fine that i didn’t print the document i needed at school. my building has free printing. my building: *does not, in fact, have free printing*

just reread the prompt and discovered that none of what i wrote today is relevant and i could’ve been done yesterday

up to thirteen pages and still going 😵‍💫

have something to turn in on sunday and i’m ten pages in and still not done

weird things that happened in the dream i just had (the plot was one last chromatica ball show) 1.) guy selling water starting hitting on me 2.) kind older black woman offered me a floatie to sit on… in the pit… 3.) the stage looked like pride rock 4.) random gaga impersonators as an opener (???)

drank too much cold brew and convinced myself i was having an allergic reaction to cranberries (i am not allergic to cranberries)

not me being the first like 😭

pulled cards to see if i should go to coachella and they all said no lmao

had a dream about being late for class so naturally i woke up late and probably actually will be late for class

think i’m just gonna have to be a gagachella livestream viewer bc last time i acted out of character (went to a political rally) to go see her, i feel like i lost aura (not her fault), and i don’t know that i can put myself through that again

the pluto in aquarius ingress manifesting in me becoming a wig person lmao

your fave is problematic: me for coming home, making one (1) video, and then laying down until 10pm like i didn’t have other stuff to do ???

they should create a job that doesn’t require work but still gives me money

finally put this up 🫡

engaged in bob the builder behavior today (tightened a screw on my turntable and pushed the stylus back into place)

1. the haunting of hill house 2. pretty little liars 3. grey’s anatomy 4. degrassi: the next generation (lmao) 5. the haunting of bly manor 6. midnight mass 7. golden girls 8. sex and the city 9. american horror story (but only the hotel season) 10. spongebob squarepants

i’m wondering if the clock app just doesn’t like the lyrics of that song because i got a bunch of reposts + other engagement but somehow also fewer views than i usually get? also because it let me get 900+ on a behind the scenes version where it was harder to hear what i was singing 🧐

this was my twitter acc, can y'all please retweet (or reskeet or reflutter or whatever) so I can find some of my moots xoxo

the one that doesn’t owe me money

feel like i lose aura every time i have to shorten a tiktok to make it easier for people to finish

talked so much trash about this sandwich shop bc the food wasn’t good just to order the same thing again and like it

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form

can i ask y’all to support my cover and tag gaga 👉🏽👈🏽

fire extinguisher vs. fire hazard

imagine you ask her if you can charge your phone for a moment and she says no 😭

my fav gaga drawings from this year

> make a chord chart for a song i’m learning by ear > go on chord chart website to check my work > the chord chart website is wrong and i’m right

added more of us here - take a look if you’re new and lmk if i need to add you 🩷 bsky.app/profile/did:...

made a whole new tiktok account just to make this joke 😭

if i sneeze one more time 😵‍💫

boulder spotted 👀

Disease (The Antidote Live) Video and song out tomorrow at 9AM PT youtu.be/J-XGpGjbUnc

oh that’s not…

lady gaga the woman that u are

someone who matches the description

ngl i’m not really feeling the cover i just posted so i might just gut it for reaction photos 🫣

made a feed for us gworls lmk if i need to add anybody 🩷 bsky.app/profile/did:...

getaway car delicate new year’s day

Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)

need to record this cover but i can hear my neighbor moving around and it’s easier when i can pretend they’re not home 🧍🏽‍♀️

giving myself until 7:30 and then i need to get up and do something productive

i’ll make one if someone can teach me how