First (actual) nice day in Toronto 💦

Dang, lots of new people! I'm getting ready for the gym, ask me questions or say summn? I'll respond between sets 👀 ngl.link/uzzybooty

Horny

every man should have a wolf tattoo

too hungover l…I’m die

I wonder what it’s like to lick ur own boobs 🥹

slowly moving in

now why tf would it take this long for a BENCH

mornin 🙂‍↕️☀️

okay so what now?

Not leg or ass day but still

Is my jock maybe too visible at the airport this morning

Would getting a fourth dog be too crazy yall

imagine being a white male rapper and making tik toks of u rapping in public…

I’m y’all 😔

🙂‍↕️

Dick reveal (soft version)

more armpit content after workout, sorry i look wack rn, im tired

literally just brought my new dog home and an hour later I’m at the hospital…no good deed goes unpunished

yall what metal bands u into these days

using hashtags is so fucking ugly, I hate

go run him over...

clavicular is so fucking dumb, he a man that doesn’t love himself disgusted by men that loves themselves like sorry we dont wanna take a hammer to the jaw so we can look fuckin mangled like you brother

We showing pits or whatever right?

well dang

3 fried eggs and pilsner at 7am 🤠

packed and ready + decent chest pump dang

Leave for phoenix tomorrow yall im a lil nervous

Don’t cut! Stay bulked! We want chubby!

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Phoenix in 6 days y’all 🤠

Leg day

Meghan Trainor tickets being on Groupon simply makes sense

Grateful to not be extremely tall so I could foster a personality

Naw this uber driver wouldn’t drive til my seatbelt was on AND smells like kitty litter

Seeing a lot of that maga demon Colby Keller on my TL a lot this week, yall good?

I like my body in these, thank u

my aunt who lives in a trailer when i call her to check in:

Not wearing my glasses so bald man across the parking lot looks like this to me

Definitely not feeling big today but still showed up 🙃

the only way to listen to this album tbh

Gym session tonight went hard 🫡

HI

Your “summer bod” is the one best equipped to drink beers on a patio.

wait people actually like jelly roll lmaooo

Mount Rainier was perfect 😘

man woke up today and chose local comment section hall monitor lmao

Can we please start a petition to end gays posting photos and videos crossing their eyes with their tongue out...I'm honestly fucking begging...like, it's so ugly y'all