HI

Your “summer bod” is the one best equipped to drink beers on a patio.

wait people actually like jelly roll lmaooo

Mount Rainier was perfect 😘

man woke up today and chose local comment section hall monitor lmao

Can we please start a petition to end gays posting photos and videos crossing their eyes with their tongue out...I'm honestly fucking begging...like, it's so ugly y'all

gonna be in seattle for a day earlier with no plans, tell me what to do plz

the most sensitive 😤

Need dick from a fucking idiot

hate to admit it, but I may or may not behave very closely to rachel sennott's character in I Love LA

Most dudes are just some guy.

I never show my back - tell me if it needs work or it's hot, etc plz

I don’t hate twinks, idk if I care to fuck someone who looks like a literal boy…jail

how tf guys barely even lick when eating ass like my face ends up SOAKED and dripping i need my beard to be MUSTY

today i was also cracked open

All my fave painters are polish and dead :((((

crawlin into bed

looking back at my “I only want DL guys” phase and oh my-

😤😤😤

yall don’t understand how much I hate linkin park

who tf else sweatin' over quota this month man fuckin down to the wiiiiire

no because why is putting together a photo dump for instagram the most stressful shit s2ggggg

whoever ain’t tell me I’m pretty recently it’s ur turn to speak up

33 today 😇

Naw idgi when someone has the in-person aura of a startled victorian child and then logs online like they’re the final boss of confidence 🙂‍↔️ wifi courage huh BUDDY

What the fuck else would I do?

Ain’t been to a savers in a min dang

I’m here…now what 😒

Flyin to Boston this morning, stoked 🫡

I hate to say it but this ain’t a low, cocaine on toilet seats is elite level of gay

this is how my day went (POOP!) and my search history can prove it

going to a chinese new year party...yall gimme outfit ideas im new to this

A FUCKIN DOPAMINE DETOX HOLY FCKIN SHIT MAN

this the most horrendous fucking game y'all wtf am I watching

god i've had the biggest crush on vrabel for ages

Bodysnatcher on all week goddamn

Seattle in March. DMs open (need advice etc.) Not a sex thing.

ass out yosemite

Old people next to me on the plane gave me this and okay yeah sure I REALLY wanted this 🫡

Yosemite was amazing god damn yall

San Fran 🙂‍↕️

Smh

fuck air canada i'll say it 1000000000 times

First day back @ gym after being sick as a dawg

San Fran in 5 days 😌 get me outta this winter hell

ILY

if I see one more f@g with a Pinterest tattoo

how are you describing yourself as a "radical centrist" what does that even MEAN y'all just making things up lmao

I also drew this slightly disturbing art for this essay. no one asked me to, but I did it anyway!