Jet lagged 😾

Ya boy’s in Dublin 🇮🇪

rocks in head, nun goin on

obsessed with "$T Loser" and "Yes God"...Slayyyter did that

Well

gaslit by an optometrist AGAIN

idk how y'all do this early morning workout nonsense but I should not be at equinox at 6:30/7AM 🫠

my insta algo is...well

I’m just a simple man made of sweet tea and corn bread, I ain’t supposed to be this hungover 😾

almost 2026 and people are still posting grindr screenshots. enough.

morning spin classes >>>>>>

living in 0.5x speed mode courtesy of this hangover

Y’all…someone told me their were a barista and I responded with ok great I love spicy margaritas, and they were like “I make coffee…” I’m-

Such a good fucking workout tonight

Posting here to temperature check before IG

chicago got me so tired already, dang 🥱

Such a good pump tonight 💪🏻

p much all I’ve done this year is drink spicy margs on a roof