ILY

if I see one more f@g with a Pinterest tattoo

how are you describing yourself as a "radical centrist" what does that even MEAN y'all just making things up lmao

I also drew this slightly disturbing art for this essay. no one asked me to, but I did it anyway!

waitin for my FUCKIN BAAAATH

my George Bush shirt made its appearance on instagram (it’s a meme)

Back to gym grind I feel smol 😩

I ONLY EXIST IN THE MOMENTS UR TALKIN TO ME

Uber driver told me he saw my photo and thought I was a professional fighter and asked if I wanted to fight him

ill be listening to this song for the next 10000 years bye

fell asleep watching geopolitical docs and woke up to the boondocks lmao good morning ig

My corgis frito paws smell >>>

Afraid to report that I am hopelessly in love with that drink, and have had many margaritas and can’t be stopped.

back in Toronto / back to gym

on our way to the keys 😤

Me getting called “Mitch Tucker Carlson” all morning lmao well…

Looping back to this to confirm this is an ongoing thing, probably going to be the theme of 2026. Reporting this while currently hungover af from this fuckass drink!

I was minding my own business last night drinking margs and my friend turned to me with evidence stating “you only date guys that look like you” and I’ve never been so shocked tbh

not to double down on jesus but should I get a japanese jesus tattoo? see reference(s) plz

If u got IG stories with 29 reels on it you bet ur muted

On that note, fuck Sia

Here’s the gym/jesus tattoo update

My phone now also corrects “lmao” to “kms” so I guess im being silenced 🙂‍↕️

bye bye beard, I have moustache now

When I say I cranked it to this man multiple times per day as a teenager…

Alas, the new chest tattoo

I dont wanna see no fckn vapes, smoke cigarettes like an adult

Shaved my chest for a tattoo…I hate this

What my phone doin down there

erika kirk really do be givin' bev keane from midnight mass these days

the ONE day I need to think or w/e, I have a migraine god aint real

how you gonna argue against me with GOUT

wow republicans were my bottoms this whole time huh

forgot how dangerous it is for me to have flights of margs

nothin gets this boy harder than hittin’ quota

My towel fell during this photo

Chest day 💪🏼

Went to text someone who said hey, I typed “hey” but my phone autocorrected to “kms” ?????

Bad lighting but it was leg day 🍑

played TFT all day and baked desserts...basically oscillating between strategic genius and domestic goblin

Chest + Arm day 😤

Not kms in this ugly Toronto weather just yet thanks to this

flyers are on crack

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Rave last night 🕵️‍♂️

Jet lagged 😾