I don’t think her music can get any worse, but I still think someone needs to tell her

Happy JockTober 2nd. Throwback Thursday 2009. That’s my High School Swim Team jock.

Everyone says the right hand gives and the left hand receives but idk. I think it depends on

The government has shut down but this hole is open for business

Me

Who wants to see my dick

How have I been? Oh fine, just cavorting

I like some of the model/actriz songs but they smell like a thielbucks project. I don’t think they really are but lol

Leftistly spending $300 on magic cards

Tummy Tuesday, fat bear week etc, but my annual body acne flare up is still going on lol

$1.29 per minute is actually wild

Who’s up

Pete's always looking out for a new get-rich-quick scheme

I had a dream I turned 27. Not the move

Is a champagne supernova really not a car? lol

Coke. And beer

“I match people’s energy” bro thought this was a transaction

Does Tailer Lorenskind of look like longlegs

Just found out they’re not called CNC Music Factory

Been trying to jerk off all day but haven’t gotten the nerve to do it

Better man 🙏 🐵

Daddy wants to take you to the wood shed

Fiona Apple exactly thirty seconds before asking Paul Thomas Anderson for a divorce

Hump dayyyy

W@@f

Called out thick today 🤒

New fav pic of my body just dropped

Feeling crazy Friday

I did mutual nsa jo stuff with the Cracker Barrel guy in 2001. It was right after 9/11. We sat in those Adirondack chairs. He seemed like he was going through a lot

Is there anyone who gets impersonated more than instagram bears

They should make a website where you don’t have to take your posts out back and shoot them if you get more than 10 likes

Becoming hot has made my life so much more difficult. Would not recommend

Cool tone ass week

None!

Spit and 2 in the pink son. That’s all the warmup you’re gettin.

The nicest thing I can say about the Taylor album is that it feels Jojo siwa inspired

I actually done a zoom in North Korea

Accidentally went to Free Market Days instead 🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s still Friday

Laying the homie down in green pastures

i’m like hey wassup hello ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ╯♡ ~*orders r open all week*~

Willoughby Tucker, let me fuck PLEASE

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

So sad I missed the drama