Not sure i love this name change #AEWGrandslam

everything I've learned about this guy has been against my will

Pam Bondi is a Seinfeld girlfriend who came to life and you can't convince me otherwise

Pam Bondi literally all day:

TRD PRO

just like his dog, he'll almost certainly reverse his position on this

Marbles going down a track get more viewers

Havent been this proud of Seattle since In Utero

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Kid Rock, or as hes currently known, Slur Mixalot

He tried to say this out loud but it just sounded like a bunch of jawbone fragments sloshing around

The racist Obama video Trump posted is going to be a keynote speaker at CPAC

Hey your crypto investor friends are having a rough day today. You might want to reach out to them and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh until they hang up.

Yknow now that I think about it, performing at the pleasure of the Saudi royal family doesnt seem very "punk" at all 🤔

At RAW the crowd was chanting FUCK PROGRESSIVE TAXATION but crickets from the "lamestream" media smdh. #AEWDynamite

Let the history books show that Brody King risked his career his platform and his personal safety to call for the abolishment of ICE when few celebs with more of everything would take the same risks. A fuckin HERO that guy. #AEWDynamite

Respectfully; god DAMN.

To everyone who cancelled Lizzo: you didn't cancel hard enough.

30 years ago Metallica were branded sellouts for getting haircuts

These MFs doing it for portfolio pieces

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

A neighborhood FB buy & sell I was part of years ago got overrun by QAnon moms who would take away their kids' Bratz dolls and publish videos where they'd mutilate them and think they uncovered something. Anyway I hope they all got shingles.

Has anyone tried syncing Melania up with Dark Side of the Moon?

Folks my 10yo daughter just saw a Teen Girl Squad episode and SHE LOVED IT. I have succeeded at parenting.

if John Voight truly wants to MAGA, he'll give the best actor oscar he won in 1979 to Melania for her documentary Melania because everyone knows that would make Melania an Oscar winner.

yeah the 10 people who haven't been laid off by tech companies yet must be really upset to hear this

It's too bad Trey Miguel got let go he and Ricochet could have been a tag team called Trebuchet #AEWDynamite

I fuckin knew I'd seen it before

Also the Megan's Law line broke her brain in half and she's never recovered.

Fuckin right

Greg Bovino is going to end up inside an ewok costume on the Masked Singer within the next year

Tom Homan arriving in Minneapolis

TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAWMAN BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY OH MAN WONDER IF HE'LL EVER KNOW HE'S IN THE BEST-SELLING SHOW

Its mornings like this where I miss my deleted Twitter account the most. How else am I supposed to find out that the oscar nominations are actually "woke"?

Delroy the fuck Lindo bitcj

Canada social media ban should be 16 and under and 65 and over

Iceland at Davos

The situation aboard the plane is being described as "the Bellagio but with diarrhea"

Standing at a Buffalo Trader Joe's register with $500 worth of groceries, I reach into my pocket and pull out a Canadian $20 bill. A hush fills the room.

One of their finishing moves should be called Blunt Force Trauma

I genuinely love the couple days of the week where my TL will not let the horrors of modern day America kill their football vibes.

Ultraverse made some cool comics and it sucks that Marvel bought it expressly to kill its momentum

I cant believe they just stopped making records after this one. Yessir. Not one additional album or song after this one. Not. One.

Ppl have so much hate for Gamestop but if you know of another place that sells video games AND funko pops I'm ALL EARS. Yeah, didnt think so.

Who cares? his cell is where he leaves his stuff in between hospital visits

Trying to find out the name of the agent shooting pepper balls at toddlers when I am taken to the Applebee's menu