another artless, vain, and poorly composed flexing photo? on MY Bluesky? it’s more likely than you think

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

This is sponsored by my almost dying when eating lunch earlier.

Got an email about $1.08 refund from Amazon to fix a price discrepancy.

Putting this as an APB, but if you run a "Content Farming" porn page that is nothing but uploads of uncredited photos/videos from others, don't follow me, because you will be blocked immediately.

My therapist says I need to be better at opening myself up to others, how am I doing? #fcf #faf

Don't nobody talk to me for 2 weeks, I'll be busy playing "Italian Astronaut Simulator" and its Sequel "Italian Astronaut Simulator 2: Electric Boogaloo"!

Waiter Voice: Excuse me, who here at this table ordered the "Submissive & Breedable Bottom"? #humpday

Happy #Jocktober brothers 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 #jockstrap #bulge

gonna wrap my legs around your neck and see how deep that throat goes

Joining in the #locktober fun with a little humpday and a lot of pink (cause it’s Wednesday ☺️)

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Waiter Voice: Excuse me, who here at this table ordered the "Submissive & Breedable Bottom"? #humpday

Well, this certainly doesn't leave much to the imagination, now does it?

Good morning 🌞🌞🌞

Well, this certainly doesn't leave much to the imagination, now does it?

Good Morning BlueSky. I've had "Boom Boom Boom Boom" stuck in my head for approximately 1 week new.

Entering this photo into the catalogue of "Bottom Hole Pic Face" 🤣

Note to self: Do not take slutty photos when stoned and tired, you will make weird faces.

Meetings are dumb. FCF is better

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

Last #FCF before Locktober. Who’s ready?

Note to self: Do not take slutty photos when stoned and tired, you will make weird faces.

Favorite glute stretch ❤️‍🔥

Anyway here’s some cock As a treat :p #briefs

When your phone goes "Here's a great photo you took on this date last year!", and it's a hole pic. 🤣

It usually takes a lot to make me cry at media, but I will say, if you're a dog person, you cannot play Pokemon Scarlet/Violet and not bawl your eyes out at Arven's Mabosstiff.

Me looking back at the video I recorded of me using the hand shaped dildo.

So pretty onlyfans.com/bobbyjack

Did a shot in Athens this summer and Im a bit indecisive about this serie - not sure I want it B&W or Colored 🙈😆

For no reason here’s a butt pic

Still on a big of a hiatus, but just popping back in for a little #fatassfriday celebration before dipping out again. #fcf #faf

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (Ironic™) is more upsetting than posting a fire nude only to realize there's a typo in the caption. 🤣

Still on a big of a hiatus, but just popping back in for a little #fatassfriday celebration before dipping out again. #fcf #faf

Lets play a game, 1 re-share = 1 load, How many can this picture take? 😏

Has to be "Death By Degrees" on PS2. It's a Twin Stick beat 'em up starring Nina Williams from Tekken and borrows a ton of its exploration elements from the puzzles and backtracking inherent to Old School Resident Evil. Just a cunty old time and I love it.

i just tuned into the nintendo direct and this was the first thing i saw are you fucking kidding me

Fat ass Friday

For science!

I didn’t catch my cat in the background until the second pic. So here’s my butt and my precious furry baby 😊

Since everyone’s posting 🍑 today

How do you answer your phone?

Drag Queen Names: "Woka Gender" and "Auntie Fah".

New favorite thongs honestly And check out my fat butt lmao #thong #manthong @awrymenswear.bsky.social

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Trying to understand why I as a Black man am supposed to have respect and empathy for a racist white supremacist. In what world is it a realistic expectation for me to feel sad about a racist dying. He don’t give two fucks about me and mines but I’m supposed to give a shit about him.