Kiss it 😘

First pool day of 2026. I really fuckin needed this

Happy Friday the 13th!

Happy Mario day! Who’s up for some strip Mariokart?

Got asked by a coworker today why I'm always smiling, and I told her because otherwise, my RBF makes me look like a cunt. 🤣

Sunday stuffing #gay #dildo #hole #holetraining #slut #buttslut #gayass #chicagogay

Getting blazed again tonight so I'm reposting 😌

Fat ass Friday 🌸

Haven't been too active on here as of late, but that's because I've been working on myself. I'm happy to say I'm under 190lbs for the first time in around 5 years or so. Got about 10-15 left before I'm at my target weight.

Dudes be like “Check out my new tattoo!” and then post a pic like this. It’s me. I’m dudes 😜

Update: Hehehehehe

Trying something new today. Just took a scoop now, says it takes 10-20 min to kick in.

Am I wearing this right

Hey boyfriends! 🤤🤤🤤 Who wants to dive in??? 🥵

There is still one more gift to unwrap and play with 😋

Perfect time to be cuddling in this winter cold 😩🥶

When I see hairy butts on my tl

Should be sitting on your face #humpday

And why not post the actual images (plus one that I prefer) from this trip down memory lane?

I’m not in the best shape but I’m feeling body today 🥰

Don't you just love when the cloud takes you on a trip down memory lane? 🤣

Morning 😘😘😘

Was trying to tell a friend about the "thumb" trick whole sucking dick, and because I teach best visually, I recorded this. 🤣

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When the edibles that weren't slated to arrive until sometime from Friday-Monday are now arriving 3 days sooner. I love when good things happen to good people.

Hope I’m not too late for thong Thursday 🧡

Bored on a humpday

Digging into the archives from a few years back for #thongthursday, this was when I was officially at my thiccest.

Little morning fun 🔥🔥🔥

receptive to feedback #hhh

Happy Humpday morn, horny bloomfs ^_^

An early #humpday treat for y'all (early for me at least since it's not even 5am where I am. 🤣)

Of course I studied the classics.

People on r/CICO using their weight loss progress as an excuse to post pole, and while I'm not mad at it, why did you need to be fully chubbed up posting bulge while talking about your stomach? 🤣

Imma need companies catering to queer men to stop thinking they're unique for using songs recently featured in "Heated Rivalry", I promise you it's not that brand new of an idea.

An early #humpday treat for y'all (early for me at least since it's not even 5am where I am. 🤣)

On Wednesdays my pussy is pink

Will 2026 be the year I finally devote time to a thong tanline despite there being no places to publicly tan in a thong in my city? 🤣

Random Quotes from TV Shows that live Rent Free in my mind: Mr. Larrity from Code Monkeys "Can you start by telling me why I got less money than a three-dollar whore with no singles at a two-dollar bill convention?"

Would anyone like to come swap this toy out, preferably for something larger and/or more lifelike? 🍆🤛

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I’m just gonna lay back. You do whatever comes naturally 😈

NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.

Sunday opening! #nude #exposed #exhib #gay #gayexhib #cockring