Best weekend! Showaddywaddy live Back to the future 40th anniversary 4dx release at the cinema Carry on screaming with a takeaway What more does a woman need!!

Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.

Celebrating 3 years of being a professor and 3 years since I defeated the dragons!

Pancakes came with an option of being topped with skittles I was so excited by the fact I could I didn't think about if I should 🤣🤣🤣

Just started watching Bookish .... already hooked!

A charming DF practitioner gifted me 24 bottles of coke with my name on for my birthday along with a message, of which the line I'd like to share is "Thought this would help you remember your name now you're ancient and your memory is probably going" Thanks Aaron!!!

Today marks the day 6 year old me set as the deadline for making Prof. Well I smashed that, and for the 1st time I can remember fully committed to celebrating & enjoying my birthday. I've had the most epic day ... given how draining DF is, this was so needed. Thanks to my BFF xx

How do we set the bus for the future and more importantly where is the flux capacitor stored?

Chocolate covered strawberries with mini pancakes. A treat after a hard few weeks. This should help survive the next few!!

I don't drink alcohol often, and when I do, it tends to be a fruity cocktail .... but last night this was on the menu at the summer ball .... still love that word ... tasted quite lovely

I just completed a successful pentest. ⬇️⬇️⬇️ I look the lid off and scribbled it on some paper 😁 (I think I’m funny 🤭)

Today I travelled to see friends and went to RetroFest. Loved seeing all the kit and restored items. Wasn't keen on the general behaviour of "oh its a girl, we will talk to the men as she can't be technical" ... a vibe I really wish I wasn't used to!

@srusher.bsky.social thank you for being the only exhibitor who willingly and completely tried to engage with a woman without presuming she was just there supporting her friend! Loved the digital trains and hearing about the design!

Earlier this week, a man looked past me three times before asking the receptionist where the professor was. Spoiler: it was me. Red hair, sparkly pens, and zero tweed. So I made a blog about all the reasons I apparently don’t look like a Professor ... blog.sarahmorris.prof/2025/05/25/s...

Ever wondered what a digital forensics professor actually does all week? Here’s a peek at my chaos, curiosity, casework, and cake-filled calendar: blog.sarahmorris.prof/2025/05/18/a... #AcademicLife #DigitalForensics #ProfessorLife #STEM

#StarWarsDay May 4th 2022 I arrived at @unisouthampton to discuss their offer. @ECSUoS welcomed me like I was already part of the story! The Force was so strong! So was the feeling I’d just met people who’d change my life. 3 years later, and I still wonder what the catch is!

Afternoon treat with a Danny Zuko impersonator and Mini Smudge 🤣

#DFIR Fact of the Day: On May 4th, Star Wars searches (according to Pornhub insights) can jump by 748%. Most popular search? Princess Leia. Humans: utterly predictable. Like clockwork. Like a droid on a schedule. May the force (of habit) be with you #StarWarsDay

Today's mood ....

Looks like it is all go in Cyberly as we get very close to the thrilling conclusion of Operation Teapot Tempest. I wonder what's going to happen next week as we write our report and head to Court .... craftyfoxforensics.com/2025/05/02/s...

Full on day of meetings and going after dreams. Absolutely exhausted but proud of the effort I put in all day. Oddly on my way home I met Rainbow ... No further comment needed #NeverGiveUp #LifeisBeautiful

Enjoying the sun with some outdoor reading and tea.

A very powerful piece of writing by @profmorris.bsky.social that aligns very strongly with what I have written about over on my own blog blog.sarahmorris.prof/2025/04/08/t...

Fantastic outreach, had my hair done and got to have a wonderful dinner ❤️. Brilliant way to end a sad week. #NeverGiveUp #WomenEmpowerment

Smudge and I are off on a special outreach adventure today! We are going to visit some amazing primary school students and talk about how Smudge gets household appliances to help catch criminals! We are both very excited!

Feeling girly … not because of anything deep, just because I’ve spent 2 hours emotionally bonding with my wardrobe trying to pick an outfit for tomorrow. Send help (or accessories).

Long great day so relaxing with chip shop dinner while watching an Audience with Ken Dodd. #classic #funny #exhausted

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has sent private messages about this. I'm so glad it's made so many people feel seen and not alone. Let's keep fighting and keep the conversation going!!

To the very regular Mac user in my website logs: Your taste in websites? Excellent. Your taste in operating systems? …tolerated. You’re welcome to say hi! Or we can pretend I can't see you ... Your choice 🤣

I can’t see faces in my head, Or sunsets, Or crime scenes! But I can remember the feeling I got when I cracked the case open! That's because I have Aphantasia (a mind without pictures) Read my new blog post on aphantasia ... link below! blog.sarahmorris.prof/2025/04/20/c...

Post a pic of who you wanted to be as a little kid

Today isn’t just about chocolate (but still yay!). It’s a quiet nudge to let go of what’s weighing you down, move on from what no longer fits, and choose the path that honours your needs ... not just your obligations. Take this as your sign! #HappyEaster #Easter2025 #YOLO

Ok ok I still very much love the fantastic music from Snollebollekes and his Dutch Party classics .... But .... Black Lace have released their own version of Links Rechts and it's their usual epic cheese!! #SoHappy #OnRepeat #NotSorry youtu.be/1aySLioepMI?...

Met Stompy at a dinosaur show today. He’s fierce, loyal, and tiny-armed, so obviously I adopted him. because even the fiercest hearts need something soft to lean on!

Some interesting new articles on Cyberly Chronicles News ... Looks like VVI are causing chaos again!! craftyfoxforensics.com

Finally starting to relax, woke up and decided to go on a random adventure. Farm Park fun!

My job involves hiding USBs like a squirrel with a dark past and then destroying them like a villain in an ITV drama. All above board, obviously. It's for evidence handling and recovery research #LoveMyJob

Long day, new pal #NotSorry

I've got new PJs. They feature Stitch, stars, and a whole lot of professor-level chill ... As I’m a prof, clearly these are professorial PJs. No, I will not be taking questions at this time. #BeYourself #Happy #LifeIsShort

Everyone's talking about #MentalHealth in LE Digital Forensics, but what about those of us in the wider field? I wrote a blog on the unique challenges we face outside of law enforcement. It's a bit of a read, but I promise it’s worth it! blog.sarahmorris.prof/2025/04/08/t... #DFIR

What a brilliant night! Showaddywaddy

Epic Night ending with Hey rock and roll! #Showaddywaddy

In a theatre box, already been to the merch stand and waiting for the Worlds Greatest Rock and Roll Band!! #Showaddywaddy #sohappy

#FridayAfternoon #Workshop #dfir #snacks

Today in Operation Teapot Tempest: Contemporaneous notes meet origami. Bad notes = chaos creatures. Good notes = a whole class of perfect Tim the Dogs. Teaching digital forensics, one fold at a time. #DigitalForensics #OrigamiEvidence #BYTEdetectives

Three years ago today, one email changed everything. They said “we want you” ... and I said “just wait ‘til you see what I can do!” #Prof #DreamJob #SoHappy #Fairytale

#dfir Sunday night zoom group karaoke to Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) .... I have not laughed that hard in ages! Thanks to Clive for leading the worldwide Sunday roundup and team karaoke. Here's hoping next week we get Superman 😂

My weekend relaxation! @nmg.bsky.social ... Have you seen these?

Charmander is my spirit Pokémon: adorable by default, but if you push your luck, I will burn your argument down with precision and a smile

Oh look suitcases are still gender specific .... Ugh!