sigh

I want a thick man. I sat on a small one’s lap recently, and his legs was tryna buckle underneath me…I’m not sure why I bothered.

Amen for these random orders coming through 😭

These fairs are becoming kinda painful, and I think it’s an indication of the times we’re in.

I want to elope so bad lol dramatic and intimate is all I need, please.

This moth literally came out of nowhere, and now he just chillin in my room with me on the wall. Like I asked for company? Lol

🥲 @ besties_nyc

I’m so irritated that Southwest is being like that…how you go from being non-problematic to doing too much?

The tour is the workout. Baby Blue gon be smaller at the end of the tour. We gotta leave him alone I guess

I think I gave all the allotted chances available for this 😕

Let me go be social. And eat

Should I have been more stern? 🙃

CHURCH SHOE is deep frying me 😭

I miss having grandparents.

Zendaya at Essence Black Women in Hollywood event!

Why is it supposed to be 97 next week. I’m not ready

Raggedy.

I know Harriet Tubman is tired of y’all speaking her name in association with your bum ass thoughts every 3-5 business seconds 💀

I love full moons and Friday 13th days.

More often within the last year or so 😕

Somebody (who knows better) really sent this raggedy ass email at 5:43AM this morning…

I’m not sure if I need to wrap this up or let it play out 🫠

Of course 🙄

LORD IM JUST A GIRL

honestly if i didnt have the internet i would be reading books way more 😭

People are poor because jobs don’t pay a living wage. Not because they’re “bad with money”

Me watching my mutuals flirt

Astrology lol

Probably more like my Dad

Walkin On the Moon + Fancy

The right person will be patient and very kind if that person exists. It just takes a bit longer for some of us and that’s okay.

At a certain point, I’m not teaching men the basics on how to behave, or treat me. If he still don’t know what he doing at damn near 50 years old, that’s beyond me.

More than anything else, I HATE an incurious person.

Now I gotta spray the stank away from my desk 🙄 lol

when people who drank too much the night before still smell, and yapping too much <<<

Still gonna ask

Legssss, and hips, and body-body!

before you go to bed tonight remember that there is no need to be stressed. you are okay. you have time to slow down & calculate your next steps. your whole life is still ahead of you. you got this

Men- Single Men- do yall have Costco memberships? Asking because I saw this and I think the odds are low for both

Umm where these mosquitoes came from 🥴

Being the only Black child in class. I know a lot of Black ppl want to move to the “good neighborhoods” for the “good schools”. And they think it’s best, but the trauma that comes with that is awful and not worth it.

YES, and this includes our music…the actions started changing when the music switched up, too.

It’s always the crusties.

FedEx got nerve jumping out in front of us like that 😐 just risking it all.

Checking to see if anybody did a dappin up tens from the rodeo over the weekend 💀

It would take me a while to come out of the house again after that 👀 ngl.

yall gonna look at me funny if I say square waffles (with the small squares) taste better than those thick grid round waffles?

Trying to balance staying informed and staying sane is starting to feel like an Olympic sport lol

Yall going to bed? 🥺 It feels so early lmao.

I want chocolate, but I left my chocolate in the work fridge 🥲