Kissing is a healing property

Yes, our genealogist has traced us back very far on my Dad’s side to the 1600-1700s

Yall remember when Ellie knocked that lady wig off with her trunk, and kept walking? 💀💀💀

Making a few changes 🎀

I prefer a thin Table Water #1

These youtube ads are getting out of control 🙃 and they’re loud af.

Not absolutely, but absolutively 🤣

The way my sweet tooth just attacked out of nowhere. idek what that was about.

Tread lightly. Most times, it’s really not worth doing 🫠 especially with the ones that were lacking follow-through from the get go. If it was a situation where the timing was off or things were misaligned beyond yalls control the first time, maybe okay to try again.

Rest in peace to the goat.

Lowkey got my head bit off because I made an observation lol lemme hush chile 🙄

I wasn’t getting scam calls like that anymore, now all of a sudden everybody and they mama been calling

Lemme get up

I’ve never flown Spirit, but feel bad about what’s happening.

That’ll forever be funny 😂 I won’t be able to forget about that.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 healed my inner child 💖

Happy May!

27 years ago today, ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

I shoulda brought my switch to work today 😕 Tomorrow.

No car/not allowed to drive. Dating/having a boyfriend was damn near out of the question. They said 16, but they still weren’t comfortable with it. Could not go to peoples houses or party functions without my mama speaking to their mama first. Don’t open the door for strangers.

Meet LAWranda Priestly. #TheDevilWearsPrada2 in theaters tomorrow! That's all. 💃🏽

…IT’S GONNA BE MAY 😩

You can’t learn from you mistakes or grow as a person if you are always defensive, seek to justify them, rationalize them, or you can just never be wrong

Finally scratched that itch.

I’m still wearing it 🤷🏾‍♀️

I have to tell @216doe.blacksky.app something funny, but he’s probably gonna judge me terribly 😂🤣

“my hittas” be ctfu, too, because who came up with that.

BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL!

On his ‘puter

Adventure time should not have me cackling the way it does.

INCROYABLE!

Yt ppl on vacation: “omg, no way, well happy birthday!!” 😆😭

😂😂😂

I swear, we had almost forgot about that commercial, and then Mary wanna go do an interview reminding everybody 💀

Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets

For those who have cut contact with parents or family members: who do you call or speak with regularly during the week?

I’m not sure how it went 🫣 lol

They did not make self checkout for black people. It is for white convenience.

My maternal grandmothers were a nurse and presser for dry cleaning. Grandpa was a barber. 🤍 My paternal grandmother was a cleaner, and grandpa was a car salesman.

yes, Detroit and Los Angeles

Was the app tweakin earlier?

I’m still appalled, like ikyfl

I still dk what I’m gonna wear 🙃

Onion rings seem like a thing of the 99-2000s

Now what’s going to happen

I miss the days when YouTube didn’t have commercials

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Kira Noir 😍 she’s everything lol