whoopi goldberg but she's a robot: hi i'm whoopi goldborg

They call it Nintendo because nin ten the cold food do out hot eat the food

This is a I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson bit

Mr. Cardinal chirping up on da antenna fo today #bird

It’s like grandma always said: if you can’t lorem, ipsum

Literally me

Who the fuck is buying loot crates in 2025

glanced at this and had an idea for another meme

Since Brennan Lee Mulligan was on John Goblikon's RIGHT NOW podcast, the @dropout.tv x Nekrogoblikon crossover needs to happen RIGHT NOW

This is an illustration I recently finished for my dear friend @seanfitzpatrick.bsky.social as a super late Christmas gift. It might look like a bunch of random characters thrown together, but if you’re cultured, you’ll probably get it ;-)

Dude who really hates sliced bread: ugh this is the worst thing since sliced bread

say YES to life

Say "pea'.... Now say "nice".... Hehee... April fools kid

Imagine being like a big streamer playing geoguessr and it drops you in front of your house

Do you guys think the Ozempic South Park special radicalized Luigi

RIP to the IRA, y'all would have loved Cybertrucks

Wish I had a guy in my head like Crush 40 just saying YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEAAHHH throughout my day

The fishsky feed is so annoying because irrelevant shit gets through so much because someone uses the fish 🐠 emoji or says the word "tank." I just want to see pictures of people's aquariums and fishes!!!!

I wish I could personally deliver the news that the creator of the "thank you jesus" signs is a child sex predator to every neighbor with one. Like an atheist jehovah's witness at their door with handouts saying your trump flag was made in China and you jesus sign supported a pedo 😂

Gross

This guy is about to do the funniest thing ever

No one really skedaddles anymore.....

The most bullyable faces on the planet

Yes 🙂

Donald Trump says I'm a woman now 💅

Sonic: donut lord… ever since I came to your planet it’s been like a nonstop Sonic Adventure. James Marsden: Oh trust me buddy we’ve been having a Sonic Adventure Too—(suddenly seeing Shadow over Sonic’s shoulder) 🫵😳 Battle!

Switch 2 u make me switch 2 my stomach

imagine, if you will, a weed dragon that breathes a smoke breath that inflicts "stoned"

Boomer humor for the modern age. Post-Boomerism if you will

What are bird furries called

socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living brian, socrates' neighbor: umm... can we kill this frickin guy?

So glad skeletons are allowed to dance now 🫶

This is how bluesky feels a lot of the time;

sleeby

Why does bsky only show me vtubers. I've never watched a vtuber in my life

Sonic 3 was great but I really wanted to see that dog grab Tails by his little neck and sling him around like a chew toy

Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (2024)

treating bluesky alt text in images like tumblr people wrote in their tags (but still also using alt text for it's intended purpose first 🙂)

n-no..?

Randy Pitchford more like Rusty Pitchfork bc that's what I want to stab him with

Finally felt well enough yesterday to clean up my tanks. The angel tank still has algae everywhere on the glass buuuuut I trimmed a bunch of dead plants matter and detritus and now it looks GREAT 🐠🌱✨

This is what it's like being me

Rest. May you dream of wolves. 2021

Biblically Accurate Redditor be like: BE NOT AFRAID, KIND STRANGER

Misinformation? Ahem... Is there a Mr. Information? 😏