I can’t even lie I’ve been lonely as fuck

SiriusXM Turbo did an excellent prank having a listener quote saying the music on this station “puts [them] in a good mood”, and then follow it up with one of Staind’s dreariest songs

It’s Wednesday. Phil’s mowing his lawn today

Get fried bitch Fried green maters with homemade dipping sauce!

Woah momma they put me on a whiskey bottle

Hey shitbirds we got Slayer playing in the front yard and Phil’s gotta be at work at 4am

*sets up two room configurations for 104 seating each* 2 hours later: “hey can you remove 44 chairs each and reset these whole rooms so it can be on an angle?”

Unlike a certain corgi on my timeline, this Shiba Inu is able to pronounce “sophistication” and knows how to read when the book is about submarine warfare Happy #FursuitFriday to all the doggies

GummiBurger wins the Power Pro Lucha Chrono Trios tournament! @powerprolucha.bsky.social

Average AEW fan

Attention everyone I am no longer Bnuuy I AM NOW PUPPY

Standing or sitting, Trump may well speak in relatively complete sentences this afternoon. If he does, the "Playbook" types and so forth are going to chuckle and tut-tut everyone. I think the list here offers a realistic view. Keep it in mind, pass it along.

Check out this cool hat I won at the Wildwood Boardwalk arcade

Where I like to spend my Wednesday nights :)

The reveal though! 🔥🎃

I’m seated. The FD board is scared and asking me to leave because it “doesn’t start until 2026” but I’m simply too seated.

typical Sunday afternoon

Nobody at FurryDelphia knows I just won the lottery

Our man @jaythegryphon.bsky.social Landed a Piper Cub on the roof of the parking garage of Philadelphia’s fur con! #furrydelphia2025 #furrydelphia #flightsimulation #flightsimulatorx #flightsim

fragrance.

4 letters, one word, ugh ugh YEET Met Jey Uso in Philly today! I’ve been watching him perform since I was 10, and I am so happy to have finally gotten this photo op

They said the handshake between @nishaad.bsky.social and I changed the world This was taken at MFF way back in 2023

@tonydunkel.bsky.social and I having a fight! I think I’m winning rn Get your own sona having a match in this room! Only $50!

I wrote too much stuff. (this is for midwest furfest guest of honor)

You're a wolf rawr?

I love the beach so much, I can’t believe it took me until AUGUST this year to go

*Does this to you*

I saw OASIS LIVE AT WEMBLEY STADIUM!!!!!

armpit

In London finally! First stop was a cute coffee shop, then a pub that survived the blitz! This won’t be the only highlights, ya know what I mean

Capoeira

Everyone knows the best flavor is the tie-in to the 2002 Spider-Man movie

47 days until kickoff. Training camp looking interesting. And of course, the cope behind Jalen Hurts being a Super Bowl MVP against all odds. No one likes us, we don’t care. Go birds. Super Bowl Champions. B2A

LABUBU??!! @stuffiekind.bsky.social made this adorable piece that will surely age as well as my Grimace Shake or Clone High pieces I got haha

Talking NBA hoops, conference realignment in college football, major league baseball and finish up with some good old wrestling! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/... @sylox.bsky.social @redram.bsky.social @bluestreak.bsky.social @mariodabean3.bsky.social @jasonblade.bsky.social

hey pals, i just wanted to remind you - you could be eating the supersponsor hoagie, for free, through the most simple of interactions. follow us + retweet this quoted message.

Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite TBS + HBO Max TOMORROW AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page will speak! We’ll see the AEW World Title on tv for the first time in 2025! NEW World Champion @hangmanpage.bsky.social will speak live to open Dynamite before the main event vs Death Riders TOMORROW!

i've never been particularly interested in epstein stuff, but if it turns out that the missing footage involves people entering or leaving the area of the cell it would probably be the biggest scandal in american political history.

Back to training this week. 2 months of this training block left. 2 months at my current job left. 2 months until I’m back in college. Let’s get this grind done 😇

ADAM PAGE WINS!!!! GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU PRAISE DRAYNE!!!!

“Jelly Roll” “Goldberg” “Solo Sikoa”

Alright, bro

Happy birthday @adlertheeagle.bsky.social!!! I can't wait to ride some roller coasters with you soon, but first it's time for a cocktail! Art by @dimineor.bsky.social

Just found $2 on the street outside of the liquor store what do I buy

📈 we want to make sure we can reach as many cool animal people as possible 👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges ♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.

I was legitimately shaking because of how spicy this was My stomach is still in pain 18 hours later It was worth it

commission for KingofFlame on X

Sea Monsters Attack