don’t have to guess the color of my underwear

BLOODY MARY to ABRACADABRA to JUDAS to SCHEIBE … mother is mothering !!

mayhem in the desert tonight and i am so ready

still not over harlequin tbh

would be criminal not to mention the fact that nicholas duverney is the finest man we’ve seen on tv in so long good god

feeling good

ate too much popcorn at the movies ope

kirkland signature chocolate covered raisins. that’s all

picked up fried rice + locked in for white lotus

I could be your zombieboy 👉👈

happy spring

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**no longer waiting for my close up

first tulum workout ✅

I love #monochromemonday

listening to von dutch in an airport just feels so right

category is dance or die #mayhem

little monster press conference was incredible

learning the abracadabra choreo for a listening party tonight

the fact hulu cut out right before the last two awards REFUND MY NEXT MONTH

amy poehler should just host

pre oscars pump

so if the oscars are tonight AND white lotus is tonight… when are we watching white lotus ??

hey siri go get me more coffee

Me whenever i hear someone mention Lady Gaga or Mayhem.

it’s pokémon day !!!

the sun was out when I got to AND left the gym today !!

ikea really gets mondays

me trying to take my clothes off after an night out

“Resilience is not a straight line. Fear is not a straight line. Joy is not a straight line. I don't know what it means to have your life together. I just think we're all doing the best that we can.” - Lady Gaga

i’m loving the party 4 u love but do detonate next please

wait am I a tater tot now ??

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hi it’s me

what did gaga put in abracadabra bc it’s all my ears want to hear still

my plant corner is very needed this cold week

all it takes is one image to turn your day from meh to AHHHHHHHH !!!!

severance is wild

just booked a trip to tulum next month

Me at the next minor inconvenience.

her! this! them !!!

oh gaga looks SO good tonight

…and i’m dunise gets me every time

I really like that steve martin

me telling someone the last name of the actor who plays lighting mcqueen in cars

back at it

I think hearing abracadabra out last night healed me

idk just liked this one