Sorry Rookie, you should've read the club contract before you signed up. You're gonna be locked all swim season. Now hand over your keys and slip on that tiny slutty speedo before I have to dig out the Punishment Clause 😈🏊‍♂️

It's always so hard to focus on boss fights 😣 Can't work out why I'm so easily distracted...

I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account I am a responsible adult who can be trusted managing my own bank account I am a resp-- 👉👈😵‍💫

Ejaculating dildo full of margarita mix ☺️

I may just be a sexdoll tonight, but Id still kick your ass at any game, loser 😈😏 Let's make some bets. I reckon I have a suit in your size...

Pups of the world, question! Does anyone have a discount / partnership code for Primal Hardwere? 👉👈 (Pic of me playing Pokemon Y for attention)

Reaching the terrible crossroads in life where I either need to stop buying sports gear or get my ass off the sofa and do some triathlons 😭

Been stalking eBay auctions for second hand jammers for YEARS and finally got a pair. The cage squeeze is unreal, I can't stop squirming and leaking hrng 😵‍💫😖 Come give em a stroke for me? 👉👈

Through no fault of my own ended up seeing Freakier Friday alone (humiliating) with like 2 other people in the screen with a beautiful sunny day outside. Feeling a wee bit bashed. BUT I did find silver lining hehe

Emotional Support Himbo.

And they called it Puppy buuuuuuutt -- Well I guess they'll never know... How a cute butt Really feeeeeeeels? And why I slap it soOoooOoo 😔🐾

When you love it so much, you've gotta kneel down pucker up and kiss it 🙈🤤😚

"while a kiss on the lips may not make a frog a prince an orgasm renders any queen a witch" black midi were absolutely cooking with it with that one, chastity boy ballad 🙂‍↕️☺️

Me when I get unlocked fr fr

Okay but low-key it's not even a bulge anymore 😵‍💫

*with your dick rammed down my throat, gasping for words between thrusts* You know I can leave whenever you want. You don't have to be polite. I get it if you don't like me 🥺🥺 just say so 👉👈😔

Cute date idea! I take you to the club, you give me your keys and we play fetch. I won't tell you when I throw em, you better just keep an ear out for the jingling 😚

"you want it so bad. All alone in your car. Gagging for it. Oh no. Did I make it worse by mentioning it? 😈 Poor puppy..." (I'm only taking minor liberties, and the guy recording it sounds like he's milking you. It's powerful.)

Getting dommed by the Mini Chedders ad on the Sustainable Building Podcast. What has my life become? 😔

Maybe the black spot was actually a hickey and the thing pirates were most afraid of was the vulnerability of confessing their innermost feelings to one and other

Lord forgive me why do my actions have consequences? 😔 I spent all night cuddling and now I'm up at 2am drawing plans and sections. Who is responsible for this??? Surely not me </3

I'm atrociously down bad. So down bad that I'm now all lugubrious and miserable. What do you do in this situation? 😮‍💨

MISTER SUPERHERO FETISH 2025 - I’m still in shock and awe. Almost a decade ago, I discovered Mister Superhero Fetish as a scared little not-out gay boy. Now, I’m performing and representing kinky spandex heroes worldwide. Truly a dream come true. Thank you for all the love and support. ❤️🦸‍♂️

Hey there, got something for you #pupplay #mxgear #kinkgear #rubberpup

2 months uncummed! Makes me dizzy just thinking about it. No(t enough) beer and no cum make Jimbo something something...

I wasn't joking. Im never joking. I am the joke. 😤😤😤

Getting urges to spend your entire paycheque on a mean twink who doesn’t give a fuck about you again? Ask me to be gentle, I promise I’ll do my best not to get carried away again🤞🤭😇

And *I'm* the careless one? 😤 Grrrrrrrr.

Happy #SuperheroSunday! In my house, heroes are frequently captured & milked in some devious ways, but none more crazy than this: @luxlustrensfw.bsky.social as Nightwing captured by @clausmacher.bsky.social in the Display Case 1.0, totally immobilized, thick cock out & vulnerable! Orgasm time!

Who wants to my footstool while I game? 😈🎮 Photo by @badwolfphotos.bsky.social

*points to your hole* Uhhhh hey bro are you gonna eat that, or...? 😶

Obligatory reminder: Now that I’m performing the play partly behind the research @darklandsfest.bsky.social there’s even MORE reason to go! Theory into practice into play 😈😈 I’m here to teach you how to do kinky shit on stage and call it art.

I think that photo on the left just got me pregnant 😭

Getting my throat used and abused 🥵 onlyfans.com/throatbuddy

Tummy, ass, pits, soft cock and thunder thighs... what do you want first? #tummytuesday #pupplay #softcock #thunderthighs

I'm feeling Alpha and ready to pin you down! 😈😈

Feeling grumpy. I've been teased all day 🥺 Need someone to drag to bed and snuggle to make up for it grrr

He couldn’t escape even if he wanted to

Dick? Suck it. Pits? Huff em. Feet? Slurp em. Don't be shy buddy 💪😵‍💫

I love the musical theatre girlies don't get me wrong, but Wicked is one of those examples that drives me mad because the people who are obsessed with it are the most normal, safe, accepted folks. And they're sitting there crying like "omg I'm an outcast tooo 🥺" singing Defying Gravity fhjebsjsjsn

I need to address my unrestrained materialism or whatever, but I'm so giddy. I always wanted a union suit, I remember watching cartoons with tied up cowboys and being like, woah, that's perfection. And now I get to join the proud lineage of dumb twunks in cowboy undies 😋 Let's hibernate? 👉👈💖

I think I need to start going to events again and get back out there! Is anyone I know going to Hunter LDN tonight and doesn’t mind a tag-a-long? 📸- possible outfit idea for attention 😜

ANYWAY, since I've gotta post *something* to encourage twitter folks over to bluesky, have a lil preview of my Halloween costume 😗💖

Now to balance out the new profile switchiness, gotta add some dom stuff...oh yeah, this oldie but goodie from the bird box will do