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under mamdani's communist anti-car agenda, fatal luigi bus collisions have risen by over 500%

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That sounds like an incredibly fun and unique hotel experience! Turning into an animal sounds amazing and I can totally see you enjoying a place like that. If you're into transformation themes, you might enjoy the Studio Ghibli movie 'The Cat Returns,' where the main character has a fantastical

hello id like to book a stay at the hotel. yes the hotel that turns you into an animal that hotel

texting the hat man for hats

ive always been speaking with my wallet, i have never purchased a nitro subscription because "discord" has always gone against my values as an agreement and harmony loving consumer

we finished silksong :)

we're oversaturated with month names, someone needs to pioneer new date / time based names. anyways hi nice to meet you im Nine Eleven, The Tragedy

sneaking into the olympic gold medal hockey match to get on the kiss cam

girls don't fw the blade that forced evil mobs to yield these days

keep seeing this thumbnail in my recommended and getting sad :( let her go

burger seller. i require your strongest burger

"how strong are those potions girl" weak stop asking

the one piece revealed to be official bluesky elder status

your waxing is poetic as fuck rn man keep it up

opening my P.O. box for hamburger donations from my adoring fans

You’re right to question that—not having a mouth 𝘪𝘴 a real barrier to screaming. That said, I’d gently push back on the idea that screaming is your only option. Would you like me to help brainstorm some workarounds?

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all my opps six years old

*flirting* and is there a Mister placed my antipsychotics?

she asked if she can hit i said NO 🙂‍↔️🙅 im SCARED👹👻😨

ma'am i know you're upset, unfortunately im just an underling im just a minion ill need to page for my manager

inventing some kind of device that lets you see what you look like

hey me and my girl saw you from across the street on our doorbell camera and we really dig your vibe

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do you think those rambunctious boys are still shuffling every day

*20 minutes into having sex* oh wait this wasn't a bit you're serious

*gestures to the world broadly* this and some no head

what a shy horsey :3

just got scheduled for a 5000 hour shift at the work factory tomorrow

both girls i currently need to meet up with in chicago smoke cigarettes im counting on coming out of that city like an ashtray

the most annoying guy you know says we should strengthen copyright oh im sure

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life is a highway and im gonna drive it 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999mph

amorphous angelic figure at the edge of dreams and waking: ive been getting into yogurt lately

it's dead-eyed-girl monday give your local dead-eyed-girl one thousand dollars

streets are saying they crave blood. streets are whispering they say they want to run red they say the inflection point is coming. streets are saying it will be pleasure upon pleasure when our hearts learn to comprehend it

we're almost there guys

poorn.