Don’t you want to get under the sheets? 😏

Eye contact during sex >>>>>>>

A snack to enjoy during your lunch break. 😉

I created a starter pack for Black providers! If you’d like to be added, just let me know. 😊 go.bsky.app/EJThszR

Fun fact: I’m based in Raleigh, but I don’t actually live there. 🫢 I’m pleased to share that this will be changing; in a few weeks I’m moving to Raleigh! I’m so excited to live in the city of oaks and really get to know the city. The shorter commute doesn’t hurt either lol. Only a few more weeks! 🤩

Things I'd like to see FSSWs and our clients leave on Twitter: - Cliqueishness - Outrage bait (the lack of algo might stamp this out automatically...tbd) - Our admirers DMing us just to chat/get free attention from us (sorry not sorry...but...if you wanna talk, book us) Hmm, what am I missing?

This. I never understood why some people get weird about it when we talk about the financial aspects. It’s called sex *work* for a reason. At the end of the day, what we do is a job. We don’t do this for shits and giggles; we do it because we have bills to pay, just like everyone else lol.

Obsessed with this hog that grows longer as the user count of this app increases 👀

Heads up for starter pack creators: When adding people, double check to make sure they’ve actually been added! When you edit it to add people, it may not actually add them the first time. I’ve found that when I add new people, I have to do it twice before they actually show up!

SEX WORKERS: the end of twitter is a fresh start for our community. the social divide between “big” and “small” accounts is diminished. this is our chance to connect with each other and build a strong sense of community because damned if we aren’t going to need to stick together in the coming years.

I created a starter pack for Black providers! If you’d like to be added, just let me know. 😊 go.bsky.app/EJThszR

I want your hands on every inch of me.

Fun fact: I’m based in Raleigh, but I don’t actually live there. 🫢 I’m pleased to share that this will be changing; in a few weeks I’m moving to Raleigh! I’m so excited to live in the city of oaks and really get to know the city. Only a couple more weeks! 🤩

Fun fact: I’m based in Raleigh, but I don’t actually live there. 🫢 I’m pleased to share that this will be changing; in a few weeks I’m moving to Raleigh! I’m so excited to live in the city of oaks and really get to know the city. Only a couple more weeks! 🤩

A snack to enjoy during your lunch break. 😉

A little sweet treat will always pair well with your morning coffee.

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Before we all get too deep into bluesky, I think we need to collectively agree to leave the toxic urge to be jerks to other providers on Elon’s app. 🤝

I want your hands on every inch of me.

…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs

Well, I guess it’s time for me to blow the dust off of this account and get to shitposting, huh? 😂

Stay hydrated, friends!

I pulled a lot of shit as a stripper but my favorite was approaching guys who looked bored/upset by saying, “You should try smiling, sweetheart, you’re prettier that way!” That alone added 23 years onto my lifespan. 10/10, would recommend

I’m taking this show on the road! Chicago: 9/21-23 Boston: 9/24-25 DC: 9/26-27 Make some plans for us here: riajordan.com

He was the one who cooked. I was the one yelling, “Yes, chef!” 😏 Cheers to many more decadent overnights, love. 🥰🥂

I’m a huge fan of how rainy it’s been lately. Thunder is so soothing to me. Does anyone else feel that way?