This is the first time I've posted about it outside private circles but I've been doing a little writing recently-ish. DCA fanfics because I'm nothing if not predictable. archiveofourown.org/works/81309266 I know it's niche but a few wedgie folks have followed this account for some reason-

modern ocs

Oh my god the PayPal call was SO FUNNY. The guy on the phone was like "We don't allow processing payments for explicit material." So I hit him with "So if I were to go and purchase a copy of Game of Thrones online, my payment would be blocked?" I think it clicked for him then.

they won't stop at steam or itch io. they're gonna go after patreon and subscribestar too. we can still stop this!! but man I am just... so tired. tired and scared that I'm gonna wake up one morning in the very near future and everything I've built is just. gone. please support nsfw creators. please

being spotted by dcas/toys/monsters/whatever and immediately being registered as a free pet ur just so smalls and cutes you couldn't possibly be anything else. especially when you're so easily overwhelmed and _weak_

USE. INVOICES. For the love of god. Not only is it more convenient (the buyer doesn't need a PayPal account to pay it; any debit/credit card will work), you control exactly what shows up on the invoice so you don't risk a horny dipshit getting you banned by saying "thanks for the porn" or whatever.

This shit had a chokehold on me as a kid and it probably influenced me into an entire genre of fetishes

Inappropriate Touching of Mechanical Parts

"Always love it when they wanna kiss me~"

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

Ya'll had me worried for a second. I appreciate all the love for the comms! Be sure to show the same love for all the artists on their accounts too, they've all been so great and do amazing work!

Saw this trend going around... Am pubby!! :D

alright squad it's time to teach bsky a thing I learned off Twitter before it stopped being Twitter how to (somewhat) AI-proof your ao3, a thread by chief 🧵 (repost to save a fanfic author etc etc)

I AM EXTREMELY NORMAL ABOUT THAT ROBOT'S FINGERS.

The silly day

Ohh to be used like a fleshlight by a gangly clown-bot twice my size

Psppspsps, new Sun/Moon/Reader fic up on my Ao3! Thread version will be posted in a few days here and on twitter! 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/64179703

googness gracious!!!!!! #nsfw #nsfwart

CW: Bite marks Super duper cute aftercare comm from the lovely @quarkopossum.bsky.social !! Woops repost cause forgot alt text. Fitting for this to be posted after the previous comm though.

CW: Bruises, Bite Marks Extra spicy comm from @rroostersauce.bsky.social!! Nothing quite like that feeling of being covered in your handler's love~

Amazing comm from @fishalicous.bsky.social! Yes Man my beloved...

Amazing two part comm from the lovely @op_null_ on twitter! Cooking and baking are some of my favorite activities. It's obvious what one other is :3

Fucking Machines, Literally and Figuratively

Some very self indulgent oral focus stuff from the lovely @agavegator.bsky.social!! Featuring Juniper's new design! Still working on finishing up the reference myself, hopefully I'll have that ready to show y'all soon.

AAA I can't believe I forgot to post this super cute comm from @roryattendant.bsky.social!! It's no surprise i have a sweet tooth :3

in edition. I am willing to do full sketch pages or even a small sketch comic for $30

A super sweet sketch from @salemdraws2much.bsky.social

CW: Oviposition Some egg fun from @starrywisp.bsky.social

CW: Biting, Bruising, Blood, Choking A spicy comm from @abigrock.bsky.social

A super cute YCH from @bloowolfy.bsky.social and @ayceedee.bsky.social!!

Some self indulgent wedgie stuff from @brieflyy33n.bsky.social!

These were from the lovely @Milkumms on twitter but they seem to have deleted their bsky account so I can't tag that unfortunately.

Finally getting around to posting my comms from bird site. The first one I ever got! @natcatsama.bsky.social did so good!!

A great icon for a good cause. Support public access to information!!

Fnaf simps, checking in~ This was a commission from @pirouetteart.bsky.social! I had a lot of fun working on this one, not only do I love opossums AND this characters color scheme, but fnaf is a found memory for me so I love doing art involving it #furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #YCH #fnaf #comms #comm

A 3 in 1 deal