Someone needs to be punished for making that movie. The perverted wishes were used quite effectively in the first movie, but here were turned into straight violent effects unrelated to the wishes. How can you lose your soul making a wish that tortures and kills you. It's a ridiculous bargain! […]

The Frogs from Frogs doing what they do best witnessing humans die by other means. #FrightClub

Not only did they get Bokeem Woodbine for this, they also got him to unabashedly scream like a little girl at CGI locusts and leeches Did he lose a bet?!? #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Movie is over for me and that felt cheap. I didnt like the protag enough. #frightclub

"I wish I could see this nightmare come to an end." ...and the Djinn starts another nightmare. HOW IS THAT FULFILLING HIS WISH??? #frightclub #wishmaster2

Someone get what's-her-name an asprin before she impurities another priest. #frightclub #wishmaster2

This showdown is absolutely ridiculous. 😹 #FrightClub.

Divoff did the meme before it was a meme! #FrightClub

Bitchmaster just doesn't flow off the tongue. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

She chopped off her own finger? She made a yakuza offering to God? #frightclub #wishmaster2

Was this Infoseek/AOL search considered cutting-edge during the 90s? #frightclub #wishmaster2

Agreed! #FrightClub

your soul.....and some ciggies #FrightClub

The Djinn with that smile on his face looks more mentally handicapped, like Slingblade, than menacing. 🤔 #frightclub #wishmaster2

Shoulda just taken his English(?) shoes. 😖 #frightclub #wishmaster2

All he had to do is pull the bars apart. Steve Reeves made it look so easy. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

"I wish I'd never been born." Isn't that the same paradox that got the Djinn re-trapped back in the gem in the first movie? Cuz if the guy was never born, he wouldn't have tried to rob the museum and then accidentally found the gem that freed the... oh nevermind. 🤦‍♂️😖 #frightclub #wishmaster2

No gem to save you, Pretty Boy! Ate guards even allowed to shoot someone to prevent theft of jewelry? I'm not sure that's a thing. #frightclub #wishmaster2

Here for Wishmaster 2: Electric Boogaloo! #frightclub #wishmaster2

Oh crap, the #klingon just took an arrow to the knee! I hear those are bad! 😬 #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektos #fridayschild

Do you think the Russians have a scifi show with one American side crewman, to show diversity? #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektos

I think too many non-GMO #cornchips might still be unhealthy? 🤔

*slaps McCoy* I think her broken arm is fixed #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektos #fridayschild

Kirk utilizing the underhanded tossed pillow distraction. 😆 #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektos #fridayschild

This episode smacks of: Hey, hey, dis here episode will demonstrate the proper way to do colonization to get mineral resources! You're welcome. 🙏 #AllStarTrek #startrek #startrektos #fridayschild

That was certainly a helluva big dumb stupid movie! 😆 #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

The horde was level 5, but they were up against some level 20 bat... devourer... flying things. 😬 #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

An exploding moat! I can see where the VFX budget for this movie went! #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Yes, follow the blind King who doesn't seem to know what he is talking about. Our lives for his blessing! We await your command! #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Ferret to the balls! I didn't have that on my bingo card! #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Is it weird that Dar, his blond bang, and his big cat look just like a live action version of He-Man, WAY more that Dolph with the mullet. #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Anybody else remember when we used to just list our name, address, and phone number in a big ass, publicly available book distributed to everyone in the state? Did #terminator teach us anything, tho? Nope!

Did everybody else know that Mom's veggie lunch counter at Mosaic in Merrifield had their last day on Sunday? Gonna miss their steamed yams with pineapple and whatever that rice substitute is. 😖 Damn lucky I decided to buy three boxes on Saturday to ride out the storm. 😋 #fairfaxva

Who let out all these drivers on the damn road? Evening traffic everywhere. 🤦‍♂️ Monday's suburban commute was SO peaceful. #arlingtonva

Deathguards? You mean the Mapplethorpe models? #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Wait, was that priest whipping the death guards with a bunch of sticks? Who does he think he is, Krampus? #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

"Fiendish witch women" you say? 🤨 #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Being mauled to death by a big cat is a rough way to go. The #Beastmaster has little mercy. 😬 #FullmoonFrights #beastmaster

Dar sees visions of flying like an eagle - that's head trauma f**kin' with you, Dar. F**k head trauma! #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Yeah, Dar, backhoe that masked varmit! #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Rip Torn looks kinda like an older Sam Neil. #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

I read the the original version of this story is a sci-fantasy, but, y'know, budgetary constraints for the movie, etc... #fullmoonfrights #beastmaster

Ograh was really man's best friend reborn to rule over him? That was daft! #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

Apparently, a beheaded Ilias is not dead enough for sexytime! I don't understand this movie. 🤦‍♂️😖 #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

Mace likes Ilias, but Ilias thinks Mace is a weirdo! #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

A raft, in the water? Dare I hope for a ridiculously large shark? #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

These half-wolf guys remind me of the Gnolls from DnD. #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

At this point, I think all the haze and smoke saves on set design. #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983

I want a remake of this starring Chris Pratt and Timothée Chalamet in bad wigs #fullmoonfrights

Oh snap! That dude took an arrow to the knee! I hear those can be devastation life events. #fullmoonfrights #conquest1983