AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
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Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
The power to walk over snakes? How often do you find yourself in a position where you need to walk over snakes?
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She's not double-tapping. Tsk.
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And none of the kids would be there if they hadn't listened to Tito and his piercings.
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Ah, the folly of youth. Finding a way to break into the obviously quarantined building for shits and giggles.
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Wait, did I just see a [tits squeaking] subtitle? Movie, I love you!
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Fuck fuck fuck in English? That's how you know he really means it.
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Gotta admit this is how I view most children.
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C'mon, dudes. You know insurance isn't going to pay for that.
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Dude, he almost popped off the padre's dog collar. If it falls off then how are we gonna know he's a priest?
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My Chemical Essence...sure, there's an audience for it somewhere.
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I think Martos is now one of the muertos.
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Woman screaming? Nah, we don't know. Now, if it had been teen girls screaming the answer is obviously Los Beatles.
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It's always the damn skeeters. If it isn't malaria it's demonic possession or some such thing.
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Yes, more and more fluids! Until the juices run clear!
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Lady, it's like when you sleep in a tank top. You lie down, and your boobs WILL plump out.
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What, is this the Spanish Motorhead?
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Those chonies are at least more elegant than the merkins Kim Kardashian is selling.
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Night vision, huh? Aren't they obligated under international law to do the Buffalo Bill Dance?
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What, so he isolated Liquid Possession?
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He's isolated an enzyme? Surely fluids of some sort are involved.
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You got to admire Pablo's dedication to his craft. Not gonna put down that video cam no matter what.
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You can just punch a zombie in the face? That's all it takes? What about a swift kick to his junk?
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With all this talk of eating people and whatnot, they should've just ordered tapas for everyone. Nothing good comes from being hongry.
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Just how many pairs of handcuffs do these kinky pervs have?
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No, no, no. Never go for neck meat. Too much bone and gristle in it. Why not go for sweet cheek meat instead?
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Why is the health inspector dressed like a banana? He's missing his pajamas.
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Don't quite know why, but racist neighbor's mustache looks like it belongs on Tim Curry.
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He fell from above? What, it's raining men already?
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Never underestimate the power of an abuela deprived of her feline familiars.
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Throw the feverish girl in a tub full of ice. Then you can enjoy some damn good sangria while you watch her.
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Again with the shooting. Whatever happened to just talking through your problems?
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Being chased by something? Just throw a chancla at it. You don't have to go around shooting everything.
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My thirst for fruit punch shan't be slaked tonight.
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6 days ago
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No! Not the turps! Anything but the turps!
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6 days ago
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Wait, is this really a super special watch or something? Like, it has Property of a Bearded Tom Baker engraved on it? Forensics were pure fantasy at the time .
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6 days ago
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Better watch it, Tom.
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6 days ago
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Gonna use that red felt pen to draw devil horns on Denholm Elliot's portrait.
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6 days ago
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Just use your intelligence. Like I used mine in selecting this shirt made from imported Italian nylon.
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6 days ago
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And that's certainly a 20th century fancyman's shirt.
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Did Denholm Elliot just get out of the shower? Why is his hair slicked down? Is it in homage to Alfalfa?
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6 days ago
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Now that he's back in the civilized world he has to wear a civilized tie.
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6 days ago
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And now he's Dr Snooze.
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6 days ago
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Friend Ratso!
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6 days ago
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He's looking at his hand like Dr. How, not Dr. Who.
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6 days ago
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To Buy Voodoo...not as good a cookbook as To Serve Man.
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Tom Baker's hair adds a good 4 inches to his height.
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Sounds of Horror Presents: The Xylophone.
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6 days ago
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These lads are certainly some groovy ghoulies.
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6 days ago
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Wait, is that Robin Gibb?
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6 days ago
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Took the third story before we got a shan't. Tch.
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