Usually you're pulling a weed not a Clover. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

She's the little engine who could! #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Maybe the wendigo just needs some Churu to follow his pizza. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

OK, everybody, you hear the sirens. Time to assume the position and duck under your desks. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

What that wendigo needs is some nice Alpo. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

You can lure him out with some Spam and celery. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

That polska kielbasa looks a little underdone. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

It's like the Love Boat, where love's exciting and new. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

No, not a whistling Adrian Paul and his...oh, wait, it's the Harbinger. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

She had a poochy little belly, like Pooh. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

This is why you never drink plain water. Proper hydration my hiney. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

A for-real witch that didn't have a pointy hat, broomstick, or familiar. Sheesh. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Oh, it's gonna keep happening. It's like herpes. So I've heard. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

It's Paul Bunyan. Who'd you think it was? #UntilDawn #FrightClub

This is Giallo Lite. You should be saying buongiorno or however the hell it is you spell it. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Knocking at the door? Must be the horror of a process server. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Pshaw. Give her another 25 years and she'll make that sound any time she gets out of bed. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Modern Ikea furniture just breaks like a WWF prop. Things just aren't built anymore like they were when I was a youngin' trying to brain a killer in a clown mask. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Oh, like these youths would know what a dial tone is. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

No no no. It's Dude, Where's My Car? you dolt. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Glore Valley, never, ever, to be mistaken for the Glore Hole. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

No, nothing at all unusual about the rain ending in a wall of water like that. Continue with your griping, people. Nothing to see there. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Man, I think I just poked my eyeball on her collarbone. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Over the shoulder boulder holder closure. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

"Woo-woo" ritual? Like, what, Sympathy for the Devil? #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Right into a patch of itchy poison ivy, no doubt. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

My rickety old PlayStation2 looks on with rheumy eyes. #UntilDawn #FrightClub

Damn my brain. Every time they've said the name Fenton in this movie I hear Captain Kirk say Harcourt Fenton Mudd. #Frailty #FrightClub

Damn, Powers, all you had to do was bring your ma some Kool-Aid. Much less clean-up. #Frailty #FrightClub

Matty overpowered Mr. Booth! #Frailty #FrightClub

Ol' Powers is probably thinking twice about letting Matty-boy put on his own handcuffs. #Frailty #FrightClub

Oh, Paxton's in some really pretty shit now. #Frailty #FrightClub

Another Seven from Heaven in my ad break. #Frailty #FrightClub

Having only grown up with Catholic Guilt, is this a true approximation of fundamentalist Christian Tuff Luv? #Frailty #FrightClub

Is Paxton doing all this so he doesn't have to have The Talk with his son? #Frailty #FrightClub

But dad, the neck meat is the worst! #Frailty #FrightClub

Ain't no way they can fit a decent sized dragon in that dungeon. #Frailty #FrightClub

Your sibling calling you a butthole with religious indignation...just one of many things I missed out on by being an only child. #Frailty #FrightClub

7 Deadly Ads. Don't see Paxton murdalizing those. #Frailty #FrightClub

Might fine murder van you got there. Mr. Paxton. Thinking of getting one of my own. How's the mileage? #Frailty #FrightClub

THE POWERS OF BOOTH COMPEL YOU!!! #Frailty #FrightClub

The Dutch are weird, man. #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

Ichy apparently can't hold his liquor. Too much teetotaling. #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

A soldier of Satan? A Knight In Satan's Service, as it were? #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

These merrymakers are barely moving when they dance. Is that a Dutch thing? #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

Why are all these old men yelling?! #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

He's pretty fly for a white guy. #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

Merrymaking? Guess they're not Puritans. #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

The words "animal husbandry" shouldn't be said with such breathless desire. #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub

You mean his name isn't really Brom Bones? They hell kinda malarky is that? #TheLegendOfSleepyHollow #FrightClub