AvantGardea
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Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
...and Tubi recommends Cabaret next for me. Goodnight,
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And Goodnight,
#AnthonyStewartHead
You will be so missed.
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So it was Munchausen by proxy all along?
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1 day ago
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He gave her an
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2 days ago
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I take it that it's already been mentioned that
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's brother was Murray "One Night in Bangkok" Head?
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2 days ago
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So he does this Gollum/Smeagol thing sometimes when he's feeling feisty?
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2 days ago
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I thought the Candy Man makes the world go round.
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2 days ago
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Paulie says there'll be hell toupee.
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2 days ago
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Paul Sorvino can sing? Huh.
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2 days ago
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Now I shall go forth and have my one boot seen too by a miserable bootblack. Nite all, it's been fun.
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7 days ago
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In other word, the Hound had a good whiff of Chris Lee stank foot.
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7 days ago
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Hound didn't ask for this. :(
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7 days ago
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Puppy! NO!
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7 days ago
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The scum of the moor? There's a lot of that about.
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7 days ago
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Chris Lee doesn't get bitch-slapped. It simply is not done!
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7 days ago
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Maybe Stapleton doesn't have a webbed hand. Maybe he's just wearing a skrunkly hobo glove.
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7 days ago
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The moors. Always brings out a hankerin' for sucking face.
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7 days ago
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Maybe it's Welsh rarebit rather than rabbit pie?
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7 days ago
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Peasant friends? Is this something like street women?
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7 days ago
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Hungry for Spam and celery.
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7 days ago
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Hey, wasn't Short Round supposed to be in that mine cart?
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7 days ago
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Dangerous shafting sounds like something that goes on in a frat house.
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7 days ago
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The Horndog of the Baskervilles.
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7 days ago
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The moors give you a strange ehksehnt?
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7 days ago
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Oddly enough, Pete sounded just like Van Helsing with that I'm fighting EVIL line.
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7 days ago
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It looks just like garish Hammer blood. Leading up to the rrruins.
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7 days ago
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I think Pete gets a real kick out of wearing the closest thing to Dracula's cape that he can get.
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7 days ago
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First he's afraid of a hairy tarantula. Then a girl kisses him and he gets spooked. Now he gets easily winded. Grow a spine, Chris.
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7 days ago
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Grimpen Mire was my exotic dancer name back in college.
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7 days ago
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Maybe it's just marsh gas. That comes from eating oysters.
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7 days ago
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My poor kitty had a dental today and he's still groggy. About as gobsmacked as Chris was following that smackeroo she gave him on his lips.
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7 days ago
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I think she likes to run so much because it gives her a chance to flash her white slip.
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7 days ago
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This is just like that scene in Beastmaster where the ferrets come to Dar's rescue.
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7 days ago
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Don't go mucking about in the mire, wench.
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7 days ago
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He doesn't soak in Palmolive, apparently.
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7 days ago
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White Slaver be pimpin' in Grimpen.
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7 days ago
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A notorious white slaver. I hear you can pick up one used for a good price at a jumble sale.
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7 days ago
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Close captioning just called him "the Baskerville mouth." That's no way to refer to Chris's maw.
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7 days ago
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Street women? This country? What...are they even speaking English?
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7 days ago
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I find Chris Lee being afeard of a tarantula to the extent he needs a stiff brandy a little hard to believe.
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7 days ago
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If it reaches his chest it'll be a titrantula.
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7 days ago
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Chris has been in J'burg soaking up the sun, that's why he's so tanned here.
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7 days ago
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Wait, is that houndstooth Chris is wearing?
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7 days ago
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I prefer the tiptoeing version to the running version.
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7 days ago
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Deflate his pomposity rather than suck out all the helium and make a squeaky voice with it?
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7 days ago
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Tiptoeing Through the Tulips with Sir Charles, this Friday on Must See TV.
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7 days ago
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I hear there's a thrill up on the hill.
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7 days ago
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Phooey. I thought Pete was gonna roast a weenie in his fire, not fish out a coal for his pipe.
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7 days ago
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Damn, Sir Hugo, such frail masculinity.
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7 days ago
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Even the hellhounds say to hell with this. Their mamas didn't raise no fools.
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7 days ago
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I didn't realize there'd be so much muddy wench this early in the proceedings.
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