AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
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Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
Damn, Wishmaster, no need to hiss at me like that. It's not like I accidentally stepped on your tail.
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Somebody get Divoff a Zantac.
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2 days ago
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Flatulence? Flatulence sound? What's wrong with a good old fashioned hearty fart, captioning?
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2 days ago
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For a brief, wonderful second there, it looks like they were about to doh-see-doh.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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Better than taxing your income, bub.
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2 days ago
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Oh, NOW he's wearing his dog collar. To make it all formal and stuff.
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2 days ago
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With shoulders like that I'm willing to bet Wishmaster isn't a side sleeper.
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2 days ago
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You're lowering your purity HP here, Morgana.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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How do they know he's a priest? I see no dog collar.
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2 days ago
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The Blood of the Lambchop only knows the song that never ends.
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2 days ago
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The worms they creep in, the worms they creep out, the worms they play pinochle on Divoff's snout.
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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I despise Pushkin. I prefer Chekov.
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#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Tiny don't dance, Charlie don't surf, and Divoff don't play golf.
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#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Bitchmaster just doesn't flow off the tongue.
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It's been a while, but normally you get 10 Hail Marys and an Act of Contrition. They don't require a pinky.
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2 days ago
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I got a little bit of a problem there, what with having murdered a man and all.
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2 days ago
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But it's a cute little non-golf-playing ass, Divoff.
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Stuff his golf-playing tight ass in the hole!
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Tiny don't take no chop socky nonsense.
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Wasted again in Margaritaville no doubt.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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Plus, being in prison, I get to swallow all the hard boiled eggs I could want.
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#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Visions of sugarplums and smiling Divoff dance in her head.
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2 days ago
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Fulfill the prophecy? The Christopher Walken one or the giant mutant bear one?
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2 days ago
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So she spends most of her screentime sweating in bed. She should invest in some cooling bamboo sheets.
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2 days ago
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No no no, Divoff doesn't look like Tinkerbell. He doesn't look all glittery and stuff.
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2 days ago
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Divoff's gonna go all Shawshank on us?
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2 days ago
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I'll admit it's been a while, but I don't remember quite so much kissing of the ground and fusty old books whilst genuflecting.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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All he had to do is pull the bars apart. Steve Reeves made it look so easy.
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Powerful man with a powerful funk.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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C'mon, Divoff. Stand up straight. Don't make us break out the Posture Pal.
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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Acting out like that means you're going to bed without supper.
#Wishmaster2
#FrightClub
2 days ago
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No, no, no, he said "frieze." Damn Djinn always jumping the gun.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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Was the Djinn just popping and locking there? Boogaloo!
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2 days ago
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This must be the Djinn's Scrotor look.
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2 days ago
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Do you see a face on the wall? NASA says it's a trick of light and shadow.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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A little bit of gelatinous throbbing never hurt no one.
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He's yelling like his throat's been scraped by a wire bottle brush.
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2 days ago
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The content warning advises there will be "frightening scenes." Don't start what you can't finish, old man.
#Wishmaster2
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2 days ago
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Gotta go feed my Deathguards before it gets much later. Nite all.
#TheBeastmaster
#FullMoonFrights
3 days ago
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This is better than primal scream therapy. Everybody just needed a hug.
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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Didn't realize Bullwinkle there could get winded so quickly.
#TheBeastmaster
#FullMoonFrights
3 days ago
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Edges light quickly.
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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Nobody wants fried ferret.
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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He defies that false prophecy. It really hooks his nose.
#TheBeastmaster
#FullMoonFrights
3 days ago
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Your blood is boiling? Have you tested yourself for VD?
#TheBeastmaster
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Ingrate old fuddy duddy. Guess that's what happen when glowing liquid is poured on you and your unborn son is siphoned off into a cow.
#TheBeastmaster
#FullMoonFrights
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Wait, was that priest whipping the death guards with a bunch of sticks? Who does he think he is, Krampus?
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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Gimp really shouldn't be giving his furry friends this much guff.
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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Tiger heard there's sweet Napa nip in this room.
#TheBeastmaster
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3 days ago
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Dude, you just leave your defleshed skulls lying around? At least pick up a bit before company comes over.
#TheBeastmaster
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