Damn, Wishmaster, no need to hiss at me like that. It's not like I accidentally stepped on your tail. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Somebody get Divoff a Zantac. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Flatulence? Flatulence sound? What's wrong with a good old fashioned hearty fart, captioning? #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

For a brief, wonderful second there, it looks like they were about to doh-see-doh. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Better than taxing your income, bub. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Oh, NOW he's wearing his dog collar. To make it all formal and stuff. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

With shoulders like that I'm willing to bet Wishmaster isn't a side sleeper. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

You're lowering your purity HP here, Morgana. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

How do they know he's a priest? I see no dog collar. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

The Blood of the Lambchop only knows the song that never ends. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

The worms they creep in, the worms they creep out, the worms they play pinochle on Divoff's snout. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

I despise Pushkin. I prefer Chekov. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Tiny don't dance, Charlie don't surf, and Divoff don't play golf. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Bitchmaster just doesn't flow off the tongue. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

It's been a while, but normally you get 10 Hail Marys and an Act of Contrition. They don't require a pinky. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

I got a little bit of a problem there, what with having murdered a man and all. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

But it's a cute little non-golf-playing ass, Divoff. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Stuff his golf-playing tight ass in the hole! #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Tiny don't take no chop socky nonsense. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Wasted again in Margaritaville no doubt. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Plus, being in prison, I get to swallow all the hard boiled eggs I could want. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Visions of sugarplums and smiling Divoff dance in her head. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Fulfill the prophecy? The Christopher Walken one or the giant mutant bear one? #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

So she spends most of her screentime sweating in bed. She should invest in some cooling bamboo sheets. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

No no no, Divoff doesn't look like Tinkerbell. He doesn't look all glittery and stuff. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Divoff's gonna go all Shawshank on us? #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

I'll admit it's been a while, but I don't remember quite so much kissing of the ground and fusty old books whilst genuflecting. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

All he had to do is pull the bars apart. Steve Reeves made it look so easy. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Powerful man with a powerful funk. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

C'mon, Divoff. Stand up straight. Don't make us break out the Posture Pal. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Acting out like that means you're going to bed without supper. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

No, no, no, he said "frieze." Damn Djinn always jumping the gun. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Was the Djinn just popping and locking there? Boogaloo! #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

This must be the Djinn's Scrotor look. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Do you see a face on the wall? NASA says it's a trick of light and shadow. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

A little bit of gelatinous throbbing never hurt no one. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

He's yelling like his throat's been scraped by a wire bottle brush. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

The content warning advises there will be "frightening scenes." Don't start what you can't finish, old man. #Wishmaster2 #FrightClub

Gotta go feed my Deathguards before it gets much later. Nite all. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

This is better than primal scream therapy. Everybody just needed a hug. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Didn't realize Bullwinkle there could get winded so quickly. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Edges light quickly. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Nobody wants fried ferret. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

He defies that false prophecy. It really hooks his nose. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Your blood is boiling? Have you tested yourself for VD? #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Ingrate old fuddy duddy. Guess that's what happen when glowing liquid is poured on you and your unborn son is siphoned off into a cow. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Wait, was that priest whipping the death guards with a bunch of sticks? Who does he think he is, Krampus? #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Gimp really shouldn't be giving his furry friends this much guff. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Tiger heard there's sweet Napa nip in this room. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights

Dude, you just leave your defleshed skulls lying around? At least pick up a bit before company comes over. #TheBeastmaster #FullMoonFrights