The power to walk over snakes? How often do you find yourself in a position where you need to walk over snakes? #REC2 #FrightClub

She's not double-tapping. Tsk. #REC2 #FrightClub

And none of the kids would be there if they hadn't listened to Tito and his piercings. #REC2 #FrightClub

Ah, the folly of youth. Finding a way to break into the obviously quarantined building for shits and giggles. #REC2 #FrightClub

Wait, did I just see a [tits squeaking] subtitle? Movie, I love you! #REC2 #FrightClub

Fuck fuck fuck in English? That's how you know he really means it. #REC2 #FrightClub

Gotta admit this is how I view most children. #REC2 #FrightClub

C'mon, dudes. You know insurance isn't going to pay for that. #REC2 #FrightClub

Dude, he almost popped off the padre's dog collar. If it falls off then how are we gonna know he's a priest? #REC2 #FrightClub

My Chemical Essence...sure, there's an audience for it somewhere. #REC2 #FrightClub

I think Martos is now one of the muertos. #REC2 #FrightClub

Woman screaming? Nah, we don't know. Now, if it had been teen girls screaming the answer is obviously Los Beatles. #REC2 #FrightClub

It's always the damn skeeters. If it isn't malaria it's demonic possession or some such thing. #REC2 #FrightClub

Yes, more and more fluids! Until the juices run clear! #REC2 #FrightClub

Lady, it's like when you sleep in a tank top. You lie down, and your boobs WILL plump out. #REC2 #FrightClub

What, is this the Spanish Motorhead? #REC #FrightClub

Those chonies are at least more elegant than the merkins Kim Kardashian is selling. #REC #FrightClub

Night vision, huh? Aren't they obligated under international law to do the Buffalo Bill Dance? #REC #FrightClub

What, so he isolated Liquid Possession? #REC #FrightClub

He's isolated an enzyme? Surely fluids of some sort are involved. #REC #FrightClub

You got to admire Pablo's dedication to his craft. Not gonna put down that video cam no matter what. #REC #FrightClub

You can just punch a zombie in the face? That's all it takes? What about a swift kick to his junk? #REC #FrightClub

With all this talk of eating people and whatnot, they should've just ordered tapas for everyone. Nothing good comes from being hongry. #REC #FrightClub

Just how many pairs of handcuffs do these kinky pervs have? #REC #FrightClub

No, no, no. Never go for neck meat. Too much bone and gristle in it. Why not go for sweet cheek meat instead? #REC #FrightClub

Why is the health inspector dressed like a banana? He's missing his pajamas. #REC #FrightClub

Don't quite know why, but racist neighbor's mustache looks like it belongs on Tim Curry. #REC #FrightClub

He fell from above? What, it's raining men already? #REC #FrightClub

Never underestimate the power of an abuela deprived of her feline familiars. #REC #FrightClub

Throw the feverish girl in a tub full of ice. Then you can enjoy some damn good sangria while you watch her. #REC #FrightClub

Again with the shooting. Whatever happened to just talking through your problems? #REC #FrightClub

Being chased by something? Just throw a chancla at it. You don't have to go around shooting everything. #REC #FrightClub

My thirst for fruit punch shan't be slaked tonight. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

No! Not the turps! Anything but the turps! #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Wait, is this really a super special watch or something? Like, it has Property of a Bearded Tom Baker engraved on it? Forensics were pure fantasy at the time . #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Better watch it, Tom. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Gonna use that red felt pen to draw devil horns on Denholm Elliot's portrait. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Just use your intelligence. Like I used mine in selecting this shirt made from imported Italian nylon. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

And that's certainly a 20th century fancyman's shirt. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Did Denholm Elliot just get out of the shower? Why is his hair slicked down? Is it in homage to Alfalfa? #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Now that he's back in the civilized world he has to wear a civilized tie. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

And now he's Dr Snooze. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Friend Ratso! #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

He's looking at his hand like Dr. How, not Dr. Who. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

To Buy Voodoo...not as good a cookbook as To Serve Man. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Tom Baker's hair adds a good 4 inches to his height. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Sounds of Horror Presents: The Xylophone. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

These lads are certainly some groovy ghoulies. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Wait, is that Robin Gibb? #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub

Took the third story before we got a shan't. Tch. #VaultOfHorror #FrightClub