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Lost the Rose Garden. Getting the Olive Garden.

Not I.C.E. The Republican Militia. Give them ownership.

The federal government has updated its travel advisory to the U.S. with a warning that people who have the gender-neutral “X” identifier on their passports may face restrictions when crossing the southern border.

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Of course he's going to claim success, but the only thing he's leaving Alaska with is a refueled Air Force 1

Motherfucking wind farms…

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He's fine with the affair finally being out in the open; he didn't want anyone to know he was a Coldplay fan!

Tomorrow's weather in DC: light rain, high of 83, and a 100% chance of the Epstein List still dominating the news cycle.

Effective immediately, there will be a 1000% tarrif put on the so-called "Epstein List". MAKE AMERICA GLANCE AWAY. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Maybe Bibi can write a letter to the Publisher's Clearinghouse people as well...

The Peace Bridge between Buffalo, NY and Ft. Erie, ON. The tale of two countries...a US inspection area where vehicles would normally fill that big empty space. 45 to 60 minute wait times down to a minute or less. At 10 a.m. on the Friday of July 4th weekend....

The passing of this bill isn’t the MAGA GOP’s end game, but it is the beginning of the end of our constitutional federal republic.

Greatest bobblehead ever? 😮‍💨 (via @mlb.com)

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Iran’s stockpile dropped to 0 after Obama made the Iran Deal… until Trump pulled out of it (against the advice of his own Defense Secretary, General Mattis… because he hated Obama) Feels pretty relevant in this moment.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter." ...like he's writing to the HOA about weeds in the sidewalk rather than informing the world about bombing a country

The stripper pole in the Situation Room must be getting a workout tonight

Pete Hegseth isn't going to believe this in the morning!!!!

Donnie the Two Week TACO or Donnie the Too Weak TACO Either are acceptable.

I'll start worrying about Iran getting nuclear weapons just as soon as I stop worrying about trump HAVING nuclear weapons

I'm certain there will be huge crowds for the parade!!! Are you GEORGE SOROS certain??????

I’ve seen this movie before! It’s ‘The Manchurian Candidate.’

"See the local paid off bottom feeders Passing themselves off as leaders Kiss the ladies shake hands with the fellows Open for business like a cheap bordello And they call it democracy" Bruce Cockburn "Call It Democracy"

Pulling this one out the vaults ‘cos we could all do with a laugh. Iggy & Biggy Pop having a moment with Tweet Tweet Tweet 🦜 11 years on and still ruffling feathers.

If they were willing to debate and pass this bill in the dead of night, they won't think twice about taking your right to vote away. They used to care about your vote, but once cast, they couldn't give a flying fuck about you.

Just incredible

How long before numbnuts nominates Paula White for new Pope?

I hope this makes you smile as much as it did for me.

Can you hand out water to people in line waiting to pull whatever money they have left out of a bank?

Millionaire VS Billionaire 1 million seconds = 11 days,13 hours, 46 minutes, 40 seconds 1 billion seconds = 31 years, 251 days, 13 hours, 21 minutes, 28 seconds

"This Week in Democracy – Week 11: Trump ‘Not Joking’ About a Third Term" Trump escalates his trade war to new heights, he wants to serve a third term, and a consequential Oval Office meeting with a far-right activist. Here’s what happened This Week in Democracy. Read/share/subscribe/donate:

I predict when the current Pope passes, the Piece Of Totally Useless Shit will suggest his spiritual advisor, Paula White, replace him. Jus'sayin'

Never mind Black Friday, it's Orange Thursday.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Shitty Economics? Asking for a stunningly stupid orange twat.

Which came first? The high price of eggs or, *checks notes*, the high price of everything else??

This is the Orban model of illiberal democracy being pushed forth in the US. And then - surprise! Without checks and balances, without transparency and journalism and the rule of law, Hungary first became corrupt, and then poor. This is a cautionary tale! open.substack.com/pub/anneappl...

And suddenly it all makes sense, doesn’t it?! 👇 More appeasement for Putin.

"When you're lovers in a dangerous time Sometimes you're made to feel as if your love's a crime Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight You gotta kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight" Bruce Cockburn "Lovers In A Dangerous Time"