thinking about how I have to take calculus next semester

how do i make friends no borax no glue

there are two wolves inside me. one of them loves to yap and the other is terrified of annoying people.

the wicked marketing strategy is so annoying that I refuse to watch the movies just because I’m so sick of seeing promotion for it literally everywhere

four years of yapping about “sleepy joe” only for us to get stuck with drowsy don running our country

anyway here’s my baby boy and my pretty girl 🥹

do yall ever get genuinely emotional over how cute your cats are??

overconsumption is such a disease people fr camped outside of st*rb*cks for hours to buy a damn cup

I hate my job but I can’t quit because they’re paying for my degree

every time I answer the phone at work today it’s “do you have the bear cup?” LIKE NO I DONT YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE WANTS THAT DAMN CUP AND WE ONLY GOT TWO OF THEM

i <3 woke

oopsie turns out I did inherit my father’s anger! 🤭

one bad day at work and my inner monologue starts sounding like light yagami

I forgot what it feels like to have hope for the future

I found out mamdani won nyc from a destiel confession meme

I love supernatural but I am struggling to get through season 12 rn

if this post gets 1 like I’ll baby my bangs

anywayyyy one of my coworkers walked out today because I told her that when I ask her to do something she actually has to do it 😀

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

I hate when one of my coworkers is on some bullshit and I’m forced to stop being the chill supervisor

baby….. put down the chatgpt…. for me 💔

liking bands with names that are just a random word is so funny. like yeah I’m a big fan of bush and hole

jacob elordi as frankenstein’s monster is the hottest he’s ever been IDCCC

update feeling indescribable sadness for frankenstein’s monster

seeing frankenstein tonight!!

making my coworkers and customers listen to all 9 minutes and 37 seconds of bela lugosi’s dead

I get beat up by a 3 pound kitten everyday

genuinely can’t even do my coursework rn because I can’t get my virtual lab content to load and I contacted the support team and they just said “log out and back in and try again :)” LIKE OBVIOUSLY IVE FUCKING DONE THAT ALREADY IVE BEEN TROUBLESHOOTING FOR HOURS

I watched the craft for the first time last night and I’m not sure why I’m supposed to think rochelle is a bad guy when all she did was make an openly racist girl’s hair fall out

I think getting a degree in environmental science might be a form of self harm

caring about the environment is rough because I’m spiraling over the fact coral reefs are dying at an unprecedented rate and then I go online and see a bunch of mouth breathers yapping about how they’re outsourcing their critical thinking to chatgpt. AND ITS 80 DEGREES MIDWAY THROUGH OCTOBER

math problems with imaginary numbers are so dumb, like wdym my answer is wrong?? I thought we were just making stuff up

I’m happy that dan and phil have confirmed their relationship but I genuinely thought we already knew this?? like didn’t dan call phil his soulmate a while back??

getting my dad to teach me how to do car stuff because I would genuinely rather do it myself than go to a mechanic who’s gonna try to rip me off because they all think stupid woman don’t know car

all I ever hear is yaoi this, yaoi that. where my yuri lovers at???

being a woman in stem is super cool until I actually have to do math

I love when I’m doing a problem for my precalc class and I’m confused about one specific step of the problem so I click the explanation button and it explains literally everything except for the one thing I’m confused about :)

teaching my kitten to dap me up

constantly filled with immeasurable guilt but I have no idea why ✌️😚

I hate people who vlog in public

and anyone who uses ai is directly responsible for this. every time you’ve used ai you’ve helped train it to be more efficient and trained it to act “human” i really just need anyone who fucks with ai to jump on a rocket with elon and go to mars cause fuck yall

I fear I’m too queer to understand what people find attractive about travis kelce

typing out some hater shit and then going “no, I shan’t…” and hitting discard post

I’m interested in witchcraft but idk where to start. should I buy a book? visit a website? seek out the witch of the wood so I may learn her secrets?

there’s two wolves inside of me. one of them is a massive hater and the other wants to let people enjoy things.

men aren’t lonely enough

all billionaires are evil btw

I just gave my kitten his first ever piece of rotisserie chicken and I fear I’ve created a monster