teaching my kitten to dap me up

constantly filled with immeasurable guilt but I have no idea why ✌️😚

I hate people who vlog in public

and anyone who uses ai is directly responsible for this. every time you’ve used ai you’ve helped train it to be more efficient and trained it to act “human” i really just need anyone who fucks with ai to jump on a rocket with elon and go to mars cause fuck yall

I fear I’m too queer to understand what people find attractive about travis kelce

typing out some hater shit and then going “no, I shan’t…” and hitting discard post

I’m interested in witchcraft but idk where to start. should I buy a book? visit a website? seek out the witch of the wood so I may learn her secrets?

there’s two wolves inside of me. one of them is a massive hater and the other wants to let people enjoy things.

men aren’t lonely enough

all billionaires are evil btw

I just gave my kitten his first ever piece of rotisserie chicken and I fear I’ve created a monster

man it sucks being confronted with the fact that a lot of my favorite artists are actually greedy money grubbing millionaires

if I paid $330 for a standard ga ticket and I don’t get to hear majesty live I AM CRASHING TF OUT

nvm I’m a fucking idiot and my meeting was actually scheduled for next thursday

happy fagtober to everyone who celebrates ‼️‼️

robert smith and eddie vedder are my heroes tbh. they’re two of the only artists I know of who have even attempted to prevent ticketmaster from scamming their fans

I have a zoom meeting in an hour which means now I’m in Waiting Mode™️ and I physically can’t do anything until after the meeting

I wish I was in Germany pudding mit gabel essen rn (please tell me someone else has ended up in pudding mit gabel tiktok)

somebody should invent sleep that actually makes you feel well rested

yesterday I said I don’t know anything about witchcraft but a while ago I did a spell to remove negative energy from my life and then like two weeks later my shitty coworker who I hated quit lol

I just remembered that somebody at mcr chicago gave me a frerard kiss sticker and now it has a place of honor on my guitar case (it got a little crumpled in the pit :c)

I love spreading my misandrist agenda to all of my coworkers

how pinterest sees me -character -animal -lyric -weather

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

I know some witches say you shouldn’t curse people because the negative energy will come back to you but what if I’m only cursing bad people who deserve to have bad things happen to them

liberals when they find out about the tolerance paradox 😧🤯

so fucked up that I didn’t get to experience seeing mcr for $20 because I was unfortunately 5 years old in 07

new pfp because gerard is pissing me off and I love vampire movies

I LOVE GOTHIC HORROR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

can somebody teach me how to curse people? I need to get the live nation ceo

I love the cure

just thinking about how robert smith did a whole interview about how ticketmaster is scamming people and how every artist knows about dynamic pricing and if they don’t opt out they’re making an active choice to scam their fans out of more money 🥰

Trump is ordering pregnant women and young children to stop taking pain and fever reliever. It’s a cruel, needless strategy to inflict pain, suffering, illness, anxiety, and social stigmatization. It’s also already given conservatives a new way to blame women for societal problems.

watching terrifier :)

love when people say “call your representatives!” but I live in Florida so all of my reps are actually super villains

he’s about to ask me if I got games on my phone

supernatural fans saying that dean is gay and only shows interest in women because of comphet is bi erasure btw

sorry for being weird, my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant with me

I was just talking to a customer and for some reason we were just not understanding each other and she said “I’m confused” and I just looked at her and said “I am too 😀”

Make men bark again

fucked up and got too good at my job, now they want me to do extra work :/

I went to bed at like 8 last night how am I still tired

the only bitches who are not valid are the ones who are rude to customer service people

sorry if you see me liking a lot of your skeets, I just think you’re really funny and hot and cool

I hit the penjamin on my lunch break and now I have to talk to customers and pretend I’m not high lol

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that you can say acetaminophen and that automatically makes you better than our president :)

so according to trump the cure for autism is vitamin b9. OF COURSE THEYRE TRYING TO TELL US THAT SUPPLEMENTS FIX EVERYTHING

can’t get raptured because my ass is too fat

hope the rapture happens tomorrow so I don’t have to go to work