Nuh uh

Hi :)

Was hoping for D2 but I’ll take D3, time to sweep

Xiphias Division 3 yayyyyy (we win trust)

The LUTI div reveal stream returns again! 2pm PST with special guests Sasu Dark & Fufu! twitch.tv/leaguesunder... Make sure to tune in for a surprise at the end!

Can volleyball results count for Luti? I think going undefeated for over a year and winning nationals 2 times is like winning ITZ so if any Luti staff see this you should totally let me get div1-X also same question for + server next time voting comes around. #highdivsplatoon

Yeah with the teammates I’m getting top 10 isn’t possible like holy hell please have some awareness of what’s going on, I actually stopped playing because my team just can’t hold on our own for some reason

Man I lost 100 points 😭

What team wants to do an xp race next season against Xiphias 👁️

New peak yay :))

As someone who one tricks a weapon that hardly anyone plays I hard agree with this

- learn the wall start up lag tech - accept and adapt to the other backline. give them space and take out their fronts first, then have ur team jump the liter. if unable to kill fronts. stay back and paint for Your fronts - LIVE BRO LIVE. dont be afraid to jump out. 2s qsj pls - paint for fronts 1/?

What dynamo buffs does to someone

That reminds me, I’m glad dynamo is actually usable now, but at the same time I DIDN’T NEED ANOTHER COUNTER TO VTRI 😭

Man I love vtri but it’s so useless when by myself because I’m too slow to get out of situations and lose so many match ups like help-

I’ll probably get there one day if I ever feel like grinding X rank but likeeee that’s a lot of work

@chronospyli.bsky.social suggested me into +3! I can't express my thankfulness in word limit but HUGE thanks so. Getting into plus for strong scrims to ultimately push my bow beyond limits will be huge. Thx 2 Pika and Gimme as well, yall are goats. Here's to a good year and do consider upvoting! GL❤️

So like… any other vtri players out there

When I was a baby I had an infection that almost killed me and needed surgery for, I still have the scar from the surgery to this day

WHY ARE WE PLAYING STURGEON IN THE BIG 2026 😭😭😭

The more I play Splatoon the more I realize I want to one trick vtri, I’ve been becoming so much better at it while becoming so much worse at everything else lmao

To make up for not streaming, should I make a video about our (Xiphias) FLUTI run and basically post our gameplay? We had some very close games that no one got to watch and I’m wondering if anyone would be interested in watching that

Xiphias played in FLUTI making division A playoffs and making it to 5th place in our division! GG’s to all the teams that we played!

How meta players drink water vs how hyperdive players drink water #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

Just saying, Xiphias WILL be here for FLUTI and LUTI… we may also have a few extra subs with us as well :))

Hell yeah get her into +3 already, she was an awesome backline for my team :))

Are there any low level teams looking for a coach? Honestly would love to coach a team

I fully agree with this, I have met so many kind people because of becoming a comp player, obviously our scene is no where near perfect (no comp scene will be perfect) but it’s far better than most and there are genuinely nice people out there

guys i play splatoon still does anyone wanna play luti thats like d2 or 1 idgaf i just dont want a seabae situation where i end up in d4 again LMFAO

Who’s gonna be playing FLUTI prepping for the season 🙏 (there’s already a lot of teams signed up holy)

happy black history month 💜 make sure to lift up black voices every month of every year!!!!

HELP WHY AM I BEING FLEXED ON BY A BOT 😭

Alright time to open up my daily pack-

I need comp players to call out when they have aura because I think just calling out “I have aura!!” is so funny lmao

Well that was fast- (first pack)

I’m convinced they hate vaporeon

It has finally returned… can’t wait to see if I’m still stuck in D4 hell after a whole year lmao 😭

Welcome to LUTI: Season 17! Schedule and Details below

Hey if you're like me and deeply upset with how ICE and immigration is being handled in the US consider making a donation to a local defense fund for immigrants or a fund that helps communities in cities that are being hit harder by ICE.

Xiphias played in Tristrike Tuesday and placed 4th! (We lowkey just messed around 3rd place match we were tired) GG’s to all the teams we fought! And big thanks to Rosa and Top Monkey for subbing for us 🙏

Wait so is the aura flow thing technically a hyperdive nerf lmao 😭

STEALTH JUMP NERF IN 2026??? ILL TAKE IT KILL THAT ABILITY ITS TOO BROKEN

Are there any other inkjet lovers out there? I swear I’m like the only one

can someone pick me up and coach me on wiper

Nuh uh

@charistjy.bsky.social is my opp

Xiphias finally played in crobattle today and got 7th beating our seed, GG’s to all the teams we faced! (We swear we’re not dead we just been a bit busy and doing more scrims than tourneys)

That’s how vheavy joined the team