Stealing this idea, how old do y’all think I am if you don’t know (I forget if I’ve said my age or not in here before tbh)

Am I like the only one who hates zones only??

Help-

This is kinda my take on comp and how I’ve built up Xiphias to what it is #compsplatoon

I need to do this 🙏

Oh right we played in Tristrike Tuesday number whatever and got 4th uhhh GG’s go next we win next time mhm

WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER SAID YES TO SCREEN HE RUSHED IN AND THERES NO COUNTERPLAY HELP

i LOOOOVE laying in bed !!!!!!! but i cant do it cause i have to play splatoon. .. .. .. ..... but its SOOOOO good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiphias played in NA League earlier going 6-5 placing 22nd! While not our best run, hopefully we can place higher next week (and omg NA league is so tiring). GG’s to all the teams we faced

YOOOOOOOOOO

i love being the tower princess!

changing this to #1 i get to write a whole essay abt heavy splatling 4 school

Me when I get a quad

Wait I’m at 90 followers, so close to 100 somehow what am I doing right-

@smokiant.bsky.social WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL SMOKI

The NEW Way to Name Splatoon Roles..? INKWAVE has REDEFINED the way Splatoon players sort their Roles Theyve made a system called Range x Role, which covers BOTH the Weapon's strengths and the player's playstyle I cover it in this 🧵below! #PinkPuffyPerceptions #compsplatoon

We can not take this slander

DPS ONLY got Top 8 in NA League today!! Our first Regular Season Top 8 ^^ We had an insane run, only 2 sets lost!! @remixedfern.bsky.social - COME ONNN @splatdroid.bsky.social - Yuri @localshark.bsky.social - Yuri Top Monkey - no.. Results below! #compsplatoon #S3NAL #splatoon3

FLUE makes Great White and finishes top 8 in SOS 206!!! Teammates: @smgalactic.bsky.social We're so good!!!! 😇✌️ @ikasumininja.bsky.social The best Sword main!! ⚔️🥷 @rentakaw.bsky.social Holy skibidi gyatt of a result!!! 🤯 @sawyerspl.bsky.social Best carried Pencil!!! ✏️

@dpsonly.bsky.social the yuri ship is real

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN #6 We had an awesome turn out and we can't wait for more events in 2026!

this post is mostly a reminder for me but your mental and physical health play a hugeeeee role into how you preform in compspl its not even funny. so remember to take care of urself before u scrim or anythingggg

XIPHIAS DIDN’T DROP OUT OF NA LEAGUE! We’re just busy and all of us can’t consistently make Saturday’s… also we can’t have sylyx play because of the 5 player cap 😭 (if it was 6 player capped we probably could of played most if not all of them)

get it. cause. they call swordfishes xiphias.

💜 stickers by sketchwave

I’m crashing out at the pokemon pocket leaks… WDYM THERES A JOLTEON EX AND NO VAPOREON EX??? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PATTERN OF RELEASING TWO EEVEE’S IN A SET AHHHHHH

Updated my FA post. DM me either here or on Discord @DragaliaIsLost if interested. Also linked my Battlefy & Sendou below if you need any further intel. #compsplatoon gas this one up

Siku is sleep deprived had another game 5 right before the one against Texas Roadhouse btw, still recovering 🙏

So many things that made me cry on the ride home tomorrow. Thank you all for being such an awesome community and thank you to all of the TOs that gave us their time and energy to make the event as awesome as it was. Still a lot of things I'm unhappy about, so expect HTSD #7 to be our best one yet.

If I ever have to do three game 5’s in a row again… that was the closest tourney I’ve played of all time, honestly any of the top 4 teams could of won the tourney

www.twitch.tv/splatoontour... HTOWN SPLASHDOWN IS TOMORROW STARTING AT NOON EST COME WATCH AND SUPPORT EVERYONE :333

CHANNEL UPDATE: Due to an unforeseen circumstance, New InkLAN #5 will no longer have a stream. GatorLAN will be moved to SplatoonTourney2, still starting at 11am ET. All of the action starts tomorrow! H-Town Splashdown www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney GatorLAN www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney2

I will be playing to my best ability 🫡

Been on the fence of buying Pokemon legends ZA, to the people who have played it… should I get it?

📅 SCHEDULE FOR SATURDAY IS UP Team assignments and seeding is live on startgg Doors open at 11am If you have any questions prior to the event, please join the server and ask the TOs! discord.com/invite/KmZmf...

guys is it just me or does anyone else get the feeling finding a mid-level team is hard?

I'm sorry to the fans of whoever this team is that couldn't score.

A pickup Xiphias team (Xiphias + quack) makes great white this sos finishing 9th! Maybe one day we will decide to win round one of bracket but today is not that day. GG’s to all the teams we faced and thanks to @maio.bsky.social and Drew/Duck (whatever they go by) for subbing for us :))

i find with a lot of players including myself where a lot of people find their gameplay is always bad no matter how much improvement they have. the social pressure to constantly improve the higher the bar of what is considered good for "your div" 1/4

Seed 16 btw

Xiphias wins Tristrike Tuesday D3 capped finally yippeeeee! GG’s to all the teams we faced :))

Maplist for H-Town Splashdown #6 is out! Blame all the "bad maps" on evil Scuttle (or Dio)

This is actually vheavy btw

hey guys this is my fave reveal pls be kind!

youtu.be/Cu_xMlKxXxI?... new montage!

Xiphias finishes 16th on the NA league Season Week 3 going 6-5, GG’s to all the teams we faced :))

I got bored so I made a sporcle quiz on the s3 main weapons www.sporcle.com/games/FifGen...

Eman on his way home for scrim be like: