This is really just too stupid... He avoids the Correspondents’ Dinner for years, his approval numbers tank, and this is the year he shows up? And somehow there’s another close-call incident? But he’s fine… again. Anyone buying this?

How did he know?

So, it appears this latest stunt was to gain support for his Ballroom.

While drowsing, Dementia Don defiled his diaper to the detriment of his deciples.

Unprecedented, Sickening Corruption. All out in the open: Jared Kushner getting billions from the governments he’s negotiating with. Trump boys making millions off this war. Trump making billions off of everything he’s doing. It’s corruption. All out in the open. Bcuz they think they can do…

Bahahahahaha!

Give this a ❤️ if you think this lying sack of shit should be removed from office by morning.

He's also a psychopath having cognitive issues and can launch nuclear weapons. Wake up, congress, and do your job or HE WILL KILL US ALL!

So, what you're saying, is female octopus act exactly the same as the human girls I tried to ask out in high school.

This is literally my typical morning...

Ohh look, a small sliver of daylight found it's way through a small crack in his solid skull...

TACO TUESDAY!

That's it. Pull every lever of government to remove this madman! HE WILL KILL US ALL!

Americans are not superior to any other race because we are every race. We are hated around the world because of Fuck Face.

I believe in your egg roll fortune cookie! Come on, BABY! Let's DO THIS THING!

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

My prediction: They will not open the straight, DJT won't do shit, and it will be the biggest TACO TUESDAY ever!

Trump: We can’t afford to pay for schools and hospitals at home but we can afford to pay to bomb them abroad, like Iran today. Glory to God and ME, which is much the same thing.

Violent uncontrollable diarrhea and geriatric profanity disorder...

Astoundingly, the nutjob is even more insane when he doesn't realize he's on camera... www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I like how my brain says, “Let’s just check one thing real quick,” and suddenly I’m researching whether octopuses have favorite arms. 🐙 This was not on today’s agenda. #Productivity

Trump will be hard-pressed to replace pam bondi with someone even worse, but I'm sure he will find a way.

I saw someone on here refer to him as Donnie Dementia Idiot today. And, even though it's kind of childish, I think it really suits him.

When you go on news shows and push to end birthright citizenship, then realize neither of your parents were American citizens when you were born here.

Even MAGA is starting to realize it now...

Puke.

A pretty hilarious way to mess someone up for life...

This is the greatest thing I've seen in months!

For the love of God... Invoke the 25th amendment!

And, the more stupid you are, the better it works...

Raskin: “This glimpse into the trove of evidence behind the coverup reveals a Pres of the United States who may have SOLD OUT OUR NATIONAL SECURITY TO ENRICH HIMSELF!”

DEMOCRAT flips Mar-a-Lago district where Trump won by 11-points in 2024! One again, a Trump endorsement turns out to be the KISS OF DEATH for a republican candidate who should have easily won. Hit like if you hope he publicly endorses every republican senate candidate in November.

Expert-level move by Bernie! 😆

Ball?

Hit the like button if you believe this is BS...

The first wave of checkings this morning are various shades of labs and goldens.

Q: Which is Which? A: It doesn't matter.

Why so serious?

I used to really like this guy, but then he suffered a serious brain collapse requiring hospitalization. When he came back, it was if he had one of Elon's NeuroLink chips installed in his brain. I'm not saying that's what happened. But it would explain everything.

It's funny because it's true...

So, it would hurt consumers but not the economy? You guys are idiots.

False flag attack on American soil in 3... 2... 1...

The only person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD stupid enough to believe this is DJT. Even Stephen Miller, who is literally the person saying this, doesn't believe it.

He's asking the news media to stop reporting on the stupid things he does because it makes him look stupid.

This... EXACTLY.

Trump administration logic: Oh, it's open for transit... It's just not open for transit.