If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Maui can barely even get motivated for #caturday This was the widest I could get him to open his eyes. Lazy boy.

He truly looks smitten, doesn't he?

Key: - the posts that don’t make any sense, are from Piggy - the posts that don’t make any sense AND sound homicidal, are from Stephen Miller

In a way, he's right. His funeral will draw millions into the streets dancing with joy!

It has been canceled because they would rather you speculate it's terrible than see the real numbers which are way worse than anyone could imagine.

Two young golden Retrievers to start your morning!

I'm expecting something along the lines of this image, how about you?

O. M. G.

More stories like this, please.

The obvious plan to hide the files has been unfurled...

LOL!!!

Perfect meme for current times. Oh…and don’t be a Flying Monkey!

Democrats only had 12 hours to... 1. Hold steady and force Trump to fund SNAP through an already issued court order or defy the court order illegally. 2. Slit their own throats and bleed out all over their constituents for the promise of some magic beans. "Lucy, get the football!"

What is this dude DOING up there?

During a medical emergency, it's reassuring to have a President that will stand there and be pissed off that you're stealing his spotlight.

. TRUMP: "Trump wasn't on the ballot..." AMERICA: "Trump was on the ballot."

I can't believe the stupidest part of history is repeating itself...

Oh, this is good.

The scariest part: It looks like he loves to kill people.

DOCTOR: "Wait... here's the problem... the switch under his toupe is set to EVIL!"

Epstein Distraction #839: "...and you'll be reporting on this all day."

One war he's definitely losing is his battle with dementia.

Worst. President. EVER.

Funny, the most common name I'm seeing online is The Epstein Ballroom.

I love this guy...

The Epstein Ballroom...

Steven Miller: It's a war zone. Portland: It's a party. You don't recognize it because you've never been invited to one.

Pretty much everything all in one small paragraph.

Ted lies so much he lies about lying.

Gus insists on sharing his slobber with me this morning.

I had this weird dream where Donald trump dresses up as the Burger King mascot, flies a fighter jet, and gets diarrhea so bad it gushes out the back of the plane. Then, he thinks it's funny when the shit lands on the American people. Democrats should use this as a campaign ad.

Lol!!!

Sanders: Today, October 18th 2025, there are more people out on the streets in more communities all over our country than we have ever seen in American history

Well, it's only 6 AM. And I've already seen news clips of Republicans coming out to defend fascism and to protect pedophiles.

We are having a NO KINGS day tomorrow. MILLIONS will be coming out to protest (and you should join them). Technically, we shouldn't have to do this... We already had a war about it in 1775 and signed an official NO KINGS document in 1776.

They should change the name of ICE to DICKS. Their job offers could read- Have you always wanted to be a Dick? If so Join other DICKS and become the Dick you dream of.

What he said.

Their policies are so terrible and everyone hates them. They realized there is only a slim chance they can legitimately win elections, even with redistricting. They are left with no other option that to physically rig the voting machines. They really have no other choice.

. * BIZARRO Trump

The worst part is their stupidity is infectious. My neighbor padlocked his 4 foot high fence because he thought antifa might try to get him.

. Okay, Chicago, you're up! You're not going to let Portland out do you on this, are you?

This seems important...