That's weird... they're acting like I'm some kind of vile, piece of shit destroying the entire world or something...

For once, the pathological liar is correct. It’s not $300 million, it’s $300 billion with a B, like dumb.

Not only is this perfectly hilarious, but listen-up MAGA: you may want to rethink attending yourself, otherwise you'll be surrounded by flamboyant, glittered-up, half-naked gay men. Unless you secretly LOVE that sort of thing...

Prepare to be completely horrified... thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

I am so done with this guy...

Oh, Frank, you're so silly...

The other Legit Presidents were NOT FELONS.

Kentucky fried chicken

If it wasn't clear already... Trump does not care about your financial situation. Here he is again making SURE you understand... HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION!

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

Wouldn't it be great to wake up without another horrible, tragic mutilation of America?

So, I'm laying here scrolling with my wife asleep next to me and I'm trying really hard not to laugh out loud... FUCK! Why did they have to use Skeletor!

This is one of those things where you slap your forehead and say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

America hits another milestone in its quest to become a pedophile-friendly version of North Korea.

Classic!

Found this on my hard drive and it gave me a chuckle...

The Pedo Party eats this shit up. Unfortunately, Baby Yoda will probably find out why he should never have been left alone with this monster.

Wealthy billionaires like this guy who received $38 BILLION in taxpayer-funded money are trying to make the point that people who have nothing are getting too much.

In Uno when you hold all the cards, it means you're losing. He's an idiot.

Trump says any media outlets that don't say the U.S. is winning the war against Iran are traitorous...

There were no indictments because no one in the previous administration was a fragile, whiny bitch.

OMG! They're going to try and fake a great economy.

When you get thrown out of a nightclub or bar for being a COMPLETE ASS it means you got "86d." If anyone on earth should know this it should be you.

Trump is a whiny bitch...

I don't care how rich or famous you are. If you r*pe children, you need to be arrested, convicted, and sent to prison for the rest of your life.

Here are the facts. It couldn't be more obvious...

This is really just too stupid... He avoids the Correspondents’ Dinner for years, his approval numbers tank, and this is the year he shows up? And somehow there’s another close-call incident? But he’s fine… again. Anyone buying this?

How did he know?

So, it appears this latest stunt was to gain support for his Ballroom.

While drowsing, Dementia Don defiled his diaper to the detriment of his deciples.

Unprecedented, Sickening Corruption. All out in the open: Jared Kushner getting billions from the governments he’s negotiating with. Trump boys making millions off this war. Trump making billions off of everything he’s doing. It’s corruption. All out in the open. Bcuz they think they can do…

Bahahahahaha!

Give this a ❤️ if you think this lying sack of shit should be removed from office by morning.

He's also a psychopath having cognitive issues and can launch nuclear weapons. Wake up, congress, and do your job or HE WILL KILL US ALL!

So, what you're saying, is female octopus act exactly the same as the human girls I tried to ask out in high school.

This is literally my typical morning...

Ohh look, a small sliver of daylight found it's way through a small crack in his solid skull...

TACO TUESDAY!

That's it. Pull every lever of government to remove this madman! HE WILL KILL US ALL!

Americans are not superior to any other race because we are every race. We are hated around the world because of Fuck Face.

I believe in your egg roll fortune cookie! Come on, BABY! Let's DO THIS THING!

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

My prediction: They will not open the straight, DJT won't do shit, and it will be the biggest TACO TUESDAY ever!

Trump: We can’t afford to pay for schools and hospitals at home but we can afford to pay to bomb them abroad, like Iran today. Glory to God and ME, which is much the same thing.