I got her doing it too.

@jaxxxiensfw.bsky.social makes me breakfast ☕🥰💜💙

new undiesss :3c

*RElearning 🥰

Get yourself a girlfriend who knows full well you only need to cross the street to play phone tag on the payphone, but comes along anyway.

what side of the bed is gayer ???? bonus @elsie-bird.bsky.social butt for you all 💜💙

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@jaxxxiensfw.bsky.social all of last night. SMH. No crotch to bury into, no limbs to chomp :((

My watch was not charged this morning (in the world of the smart device that still feels dumb to say) So we are 5 hours into my shift and I have checked my naked wrist around 8 times already. Guess I'm a creature of habit.

if you get me started talking about my girlfriend, you will not be able to stop me unless you fill my mouth with something else

@jaxxxiensfw.bsky.social as per your request 🥰 GF Bra > Own Bra

oh to be a plushie laying on a trans persons bed 💭 💭 💭

Girlfriend isn't home tonight, so my night is going to consist of crying about missing her, jerking off and a bit of bra shopping.

PLEASE shove it down my throat 😩

I have discovered I can keep my boss from hovering around me by making my workspace too cold for him, and he leaves. I may have to wear a jacket while running around a warehouse, but at least I'm at peace.

someone should kiss me 👉👈

a lovely clip of me and my @elsie-bird.bsky.social 💜💙 💜 & 🔁 are always appreciated hehehehe

GF waking me up via humps > Anything else.

Girlfriend understands I'm so puppy to the point she warns me when the vacuum is going on.

A coworker just got me to grab him an energy drink while I was on lunch... He handed me cash... Only time I handle cash is Facebook marketplace and buying illicit substances. First time I've carried change around in my pocket in years. Different generations man.

The more I read about Female HRT the more I realise I may need to still take testosterone HRT even if I transitioned 😅

Me: I could just play my podcast through the speakers, no one ever comes to see me down here *Turns on podcast, expecting it to come through my phone quietly* "NO, BUT IF YOU DID TRANSITION, YOU WOULD NOT BE A STUD, YOU HAVE DOLL WRITTEN ALL OBER YOU" okay maybe the headphones stay on

My coworker has called in sick today. So ya girl has the warehouse to herself.

Wife builds the shelf, I sit on my ass 🥰

But now with a projector, the lewd photo opportunities are limitless! Who wants to see the trans flag projected across my bum?

After 4 years of hell, and two months post breakup, the Ex is finally moved out! The place is trashed, we have no trash can, and due to him taking the shelves; our food will be living on the table this week. BUT My girlfriend got home early so she is already setting up our new projector.

im literally a bunniieee and bynnies are made 2 be fleshlights

I would have lost this bet, I was going for at least another month... But sounds like we might get lucky.

"careful, it's drenched in lube, because well, where it's going, it's gonna need it" -My co-worker

Nothing can brighten my work day as much as a fully grown man getting excited about electronic PCBs (broken). And grabs them from you saying "yes please, gimmie gimmie"

GoFundMe to pay for my GF and I to own a candy cab so we can recreate this.

The only downside to the space being created in my house, I want to fill it with arcade machines.

It's been 45 days since my partner and I made the best decision of our lives and split with our other half... Still waiting for him to leave, and take his fuck buddy with him... Who wants to start taking bets on how long this is gonna take...

Who wants to star in my next film??

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deleting photos of my ex is so therapeutic ✨✨