I have been provided with the happiest breakfast

TIL there is a French language version of the fake fireplace TV channel and I can only imagine how many Canadian family Christmases have been ruined by arguments over whether to watch this or the English one

I think it is important to share that a player at the world darts championship was wearing this *incredible* shirt

Went to US Tim Hortons who had a "Holiday Tree Donut" but when ordering my brain froze worrying I'd seem anti Christmas if I called it a holiday donut but also that I'd seem anti woke if I called it a Christmas donut and tbh I should've just avoided the awkwardness and called it a green penis donut

Let noone say I do not learn from my mistakes

Ohio ✅

MFF folks: I once again find myself wondering about parking at a furry convention - I know there's the huge garage connected to like half the hotels, but trying to make sure I'm not missing any Cool Tricks so if you know any Cool Tricks please share that would he Cool thank you

Why have two factor authentication when we could have two racctor authentication

🇨🇼GOOD FOOTBALLING BOYS🇨🇼

Someone should make a browser extension so that when you're on Furaffinity you only see raccoon content and it should be called Chirraffinity please and thank you

Oh no Snow

I have only just made the extremely important discovery that the Ottawa OHL team has a mascot called Riley who is a raccoon who wears a domino mask and I love him (also 67)

URGH

Let's go, and I really mean it this time, baseball let's go clap-clap-clap

Where in the world is Riff Sandiego (let's go baseball let's go clap clap clap)

Raccoon character in terrible kids movie: "Yippee ki-yay!" Me, nodding: "Ah yes, a reference to John McClane in Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis, who also played a famous movie raccoon in Over the Hedge, what a clever raccoon movie reference how tremendously droll"

Extremely good raccoon movie (By which I mean it is a movie with an extremely good raccoon in it, the movie itself is pretty terrible but still fun)

The nearest movie theatre to me showing the new raccoon movie is in America so today I am popping over the border to see what by most accounts is a terrible children's film because raccoons

LET'S GO BASEBALL LET'S GO CLAP CLAP CLAP

Having spent all day fighting the character limit on a big grant proposal I have resolved that going forward my primary rationale for deciding which journals to publish in will not be highest impact factor but shortest journal name

I know sport fandom is not for everyone and fundamentally it is very silly but my goodness it is fun and kind of magic

That was the most stressful non-soccer sportsball game I've ever watched my goodness

GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS

I have never seen the Jays in a game 7 but as a Leafs fan I AM SURE IT WILL GO FINE

Excusez-moi?!

I'm looking to offset some operating costs for my work with the furry fandom. Between my A/V work and @furryeventsontario.ca it can add up, I love what I do but it can be expensive! If you can help out or even share around that would be greatly appreciated! ❤️ ko-fi.com/feo

TIL our regional transit system has a bear mascot which is fun but also they made a video where someone had to wear the costume next to a fire while pretending to read, drink, sleep, and even knit FOR AN HOUR and I don't know why this exists but I love that it does

GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS

Canada is fun because you can make a last minute Thursday night decision to swing by a random curling club for a couple of beers and accidentally find yourself watching Japan's two-time Olympic medalists

Let's go curling "clap clap clap-clap-clap"

It is international raccoon appreciation day so please appreciate your nearest raccoon and your farthest raccoon and every raccoon in between and then also keep doing that the rest of the year because every day is raccoon appreciation day YEAH

It's #InternationalRaccoonAppreciationDay And here, a raccoon appreciating life itself, contemplating the contemplative life. Appreciate your closest raccoon, your raccoon friends, and the raccoons on your block! Traditional. Colored pencils

GOOD JOB BASEBALLING BOYS

Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

I went to the Mall of America and wanted to find peak capitalism and I think M&M's branded bottled water is an extremely strong contender

Mall of America roller coaster ✅

I spent so long trying to think of a Minnesota/Minneapolis raccoon pun and I am convinced it is just not possible

Whenever I see 'art jam' on a furry convention schedule I like to imagine that's just a fun term for paint

Well as we all know it's the 1000th device that kills you

Let's go baseball let's go clap-clap-oh it's a bit wet

Wisconsin ✅

Minnesota ✅

Adding 'eat lunch' to my work to-do list just so i can cross it off later and feel some vague sense of productivity while I spend all day banging my head against a grant application

When I'm teaching I keep notes of things I notice that could be improved so that when I dust off the slide decks ~1 year later I remember what needs updating and I am now deep in those weeds again as I prepare for the Fall term and all I will say to past Riff is apology not accepted

Folks with MFF experience I am gathering opinions on Hilton vs. Hyatt (just like, purely from a con perspective, I know Hilton is off-block etc.); vibes so far seem to be Hilton is more convenient for convention centre but Hyatt is more of the social hub? Have only ever stayed at the Hyatt so unsure

This Montreal bus was not in service so they changed the number to ZZZ like it's taking a little bus nap and that is DELIGHTFUL

I am in Montreal and it is far too hot but it is never too hot for the raccoon mountain pilgrimage

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants It's 0.5 standard deviations above the mean Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants

I went on a tour of the Tennessee Titans stadium solely because their mascot is a raccoon and the tour lets you visit his "den" and from now on this is the standard of home decor I will be comparing all furry households to