Been a lil minute how y’all doin?

Pick up some deodorant with the aluminum in it please

Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.

Putting me on speaker phone is a big risk

Shoulda taken more naps as a kid

Orange chicken done doubled steel tariffs. This really an alt timeline

Surviving off spite

Even if you miss em you gotta keep it playa and keep it moving

When tf did niggas start running all these half marathons Lmaoo???

Being racist is mad dumb. How you mad at me cuz I’m black?

It’s better to be almost drunk than drunk if that makes any sense

Getting older mad funny, ya wake up like what body part gone hurt today?

This would change my life

Hard work never goes outta style

Traveling for work is cool til it’s not

An nyc night in Ubers is the costs of a plane ticket. This is outta hand

It’s too expensive for rosters tighten up dog

Wussup with it???

If anybody wants to invite me to the carne asada I'll bring all the modelos

I work out a lot so I can eat, drink, and do bad shit

I know we all feeling the pinch but bro I got maybe 6 items at the grocery store and it was a cool 66 dollars. This timeline is so ASS

Jeremy Allen looks like he got caught doing a line at the most inconvenient time

Don't be the 1 outta 5

Theo Vonn built his following talking about growing up poor and kicking it with black folks in the same struggle just to flip the switch that he's white and not po' no-more. Making jokes on barstool that Frederick Douglass was a bad dude. Fuck Theo

I better not see any of those red hat people celebrating Cinco today

I got it

Runnin round the city chasing Tequila

If your really tryna drink-drink find a cash only spot and crash out

What a difference a year makes

Me vs 100 Meg the stallions

Pay dat rent

Eagles were getting too likable so god made Saqoun a t*ump fan

Galavanting

Diabetes is way crazier then people realize

Theres absolutely some shit that's beneath you and you should treat it as such

Milwaukee is so cheeks

Okc running these dudes outta the gym already

Both these teams are cheeks

Get him tf outta here

🏋🏾‍♀️

All the sin from last night has left my body. I now identify as holy

They got white people in Idaho protesting you know shit bad

80 degrees in NYC time to get slutty

How you were raised and who you surround yourself with makes a difference hmmmm

They're stuck on stupid too

If it ain't my business I ain't concerned

Gayle King will say anything if she’s paid to do it. That’s what it seems like.

Yerrrrr