yall heard about this Jeffrey Epstein guy? he shows up a lot in those epstein files everyone's talkin about

i need another Harrow Chassis Blueprint like i need a hole in my head

I'm not saying Warframe is a perfect game but I think its the closest we'll ever get

Dear @rebbford.bsky.social , Do Warframes poop? Thank you

Overwatch is just ripping off One Piece with the jetpack wearing cat

Someone needs to put hannah-barbera sound effects to a montage of ice dudes wiping out

Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

My plans for where to go if I can't stay at my apartment just fell through. I really need mutual aid to keep from being evicted into these ICE-filled streets. I'm sure someone could help me but I don't want them to do it under duress. Please reblog. gofund.me/df7d3e031

ICE stands for "I Can't Ejaculate" which explains their behavior pretty thoroughly

dilbart died

ironically, by hiding their faces, the ICE goons have dehumanized themselves, making it easier for citizens to justify bullying them. they're not real people anyways

Why do all these ice guys look like the dumpiest "washed out of the police academy" turd sacks

i don't know who needs to hear this today BUT you got some nice bazongas

How am I supposed to cum under these material conditions

i hate being afflicted with various maladies

Just gonna hang out with this freak instead of going to work today

Call her 'Bury Weiss' the way she buried that story

I haven't been on an airplane in like 12 years and now I'm going to Florida, god's pisshole.

hit me with your book recommendations and i'll see if they're at the library tomorrow

It's that time of the year again

*Not really getting it, but wanting to feel included*: "uh, yeah, my pronouns are I/me"

what are some other good movies to falsely remember Sinbad starring in

i wonder when they'll start announcing horny games on the game awards

did anything interesting happen at the game awards or did i make the right choice in not watching and doing something else

Annihilation

do not let santa into your home without a warrant

Santa Claus is a symbol of the encroaching police state

AI can't make art because the computer is not tormented by neither eros nor thanatos

who is the worse video games writer, ken levine or neil druckmann

jelqer's trick

its a bad essay even if you excuse the offensive statements for some reason

working on a formulation for carbonated salad dressing

genAI tech seems like its in the back third of a ponzi scheme

Give me admin privileges on your discord server

easy trick to talking with a new zealand accent: just say everything with one single vowel sound

you'll feel better after you take a shit

thank god there was shit in the epstein emails that we can make jokes about

Goon. Die. Repeat.

i think its really funny when someone calls it "porno"

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if the blue jays win the world series they should bring back the expos

so what did jesus do with his gold, anyways

If I run for office I pledge to publish my full nude body to prove I don't have any nazi tattoos

Ghost story idea: a 3d printer that prints bones, like real ones, from a human, also they're kind of slimy

These 'raw milk' yokels make me wanna start pasteurizing all my beverages at home. Water, iced tea, Dr. Pepper, urine, apple juice, energy drinks, frozen margaritas and even coffee. You can never be too careful.

whats the elon musk dickrider population like these days?

It turns out the muppets were a terrible influence on our society, because pigs will see a frog and instinctually move to abuse it

Don't tell me what days I'm allowed to post stuff