Though a certain ~boycott~ ends tomorrow, indie bookshops need our support all year long. We're not going anywhere 💓

Can confirm 🥲

Every so often I read my work emails and remind myself that it’s only a matter of time before I get accused of being a chat bot.

IG really tried to convince a chronically ill epidemiologist to buy tickets to Outbreak Fest. Clearly, the cursed fascination with -insert terrifying pandemic related moment in history here- made me the perfect target for the ad?

I achieved 100% perfection on Stardew Valley for the first time today. My husband put a bottle of bubbly in the fridge to celebrate.

On this lovely Monday eve, it feels like the perfect time to remind myself of the time I absolutely nailed Only Connect because — checks notes — I listen to @deathandfriends.bsky.social

Pre-birthday anxiety 🤝 Sunday scaries ✨let’s make this silly goose existentially uncomfortable✨

Spotify decided not to tell me how much @deathandfriends.bsky.social I listened to this year. Probably for the best.

#SpotifyWrapped was a bit of a let down this year. However, this is entirely unsurprising.

i am not afraid of ghosts bc of the simple fact that most of my social interactions haunt me in ways a murdered victorian never could

“Doesn’t EVERY woman feel like this?” Bernard’s friends shook their heads pityingly, whilst surrounding women cradling goblets of pink gin looked on in fear. thedailytism.com/man-this-aut...

Watching the Gladiator for the first time. Wow, things make so much more sense now. Peeps really watched it and made it their whole personality.

I bought the Golden Clock on Stardew Valley. My real-life husband is so proud. My in-game wife hasn’t noticed and only wants to hear about artifacts.

I spent fifteen minutes scrolling through people who work at my organization on LinkedIn and saw a few of my friends and work pals on it. You best believe I kept scrolling. The last thing I want to find out is that my work bestie is a fan of the rise and grind ™️

Apologies to everyone I have interrupted mid-conversation to draw attention to my compression socks. They have planets on them today.