The UAW Ford employee who called Trump a pedophile to his face and got flipped the presidential middle finger has been suspended from his job as retribution, but he ended up getting the last laugh because his GFM has now reached about half a million dollars.

I really have to say thank you to everyone who stepped up for the funding on the new Oreo audio and the stretch goals. I AM GOING TO THAT SPA IF IT KILLS ME I have outlined the script and have a rough draft of the cast, and now have to fill said cast. I'm also looking into new equipment.

Another very close friend to me has died. I'm going to have to get used to this getting older. Rest in peace @hookaloof.bsky.social your kindness to me is eternal

Aight then 👍

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Stuff like this always makes me nervous, cuz I'm pretty monosyllabic when I have nothing to say and sometimes it's made people think I'm not interested in what they're saying >.>

I...hate the cold...I hate being cold...and I just lost a good chunk of my warm cozy clothes... THUS, thoughts have turned to making an audio about literal warmth and the comfort it provides...with the biggest, fluffiest tail on the roster... New Funding Goal on Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/caudle

I’m a fucking fatass

Toasted sourdough + leftover ham + melted cheddar + toasted sourdough

Patreon sketches (1/4)

My friends are always fucking fighting. I genuinely can’t bruh.

So fellas, big spoon or little spoon?

I swear if I eat pizza or sushi one more time I might actually have a stroke smh.

I don't think I quite realized how much tring to finish something was keeping me upright. I have been sprawled in bed like an unplugged Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man since I hit upload. I have a headache and I'm not even dehydrated...

I hate myself so much right now I ain’t even gonna front

Im kinda ashamed of myself, and I’m not telling anyone why.

I thought he was eating the bunny. I need sleep.

How does one bag these “femboy baddies” in my conservative neighborhood?

Holy fuck silver at 54 holy fuck

Being a native English speaker and being able to perfectly roll your Rs is hot

So my friend wears this blue durag everywhere they go, which is already crazy ignorance, but today they got a lovely matching blue scarf and covered their face with it. Thank fuck we live in the Midwest.

I saw a man at the grocery store today who was the spitting image of Martin Luther King Jr. I don’t know what you’ll do with this information, just found it interesting.

Silver at 49! Hope it stays that way 🙏🤞🤞

It’s Sunday! Hopefully silver gets a nice high price for tomorrow.

Worship skunks

Im so bad at boycotting things I really like. If I was is the colonial United States, I would’ve bought the British tea just because it was tasty.

I am reading comprehension

One of my BFFs just called asmr corny. Please god don’t let them see this 🙏

Still waiting for @miniminuteman.bsky.social to make that fucking Atlantis video. You owe us

I don’t want to get anyone’s pronouns wrong so I just refer to everyone as they/them now unless they say otherwise

FUUUCKKK FUUUCKKK

Kickss!

I still haven’t listened to Chromakopia lol

If I had to summarize all of music theory into a single song, I’d have to go with @billwurtz.com’s song “Here comes the sun”. Sadness sounds sad. The mountains sound high. The sun sounds warm. “Money” and “Mount St. Hellens is about to blow up” are also incredible examples of music theory.

I lowkey feel like an asshole right now No real reason, just do.

Casually dreading the day someone I know sees this and calls me a cornball ✌️

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

I talk a lot about furry asmr people but I do like FP ASMR. They used to do writing stuff but unfortunately they haven’t posted in over a year. The scratching could be infuriating to some but I really like it.

Stardragon ASMR (aka Polaris cute name btw) just posted. When it comes to genuinely good sleep aids that double as spicy roleplay audios, they’re definitely up there. They’re probably not gonna see this though soooo…

Found a new ASMRist named PhazeASMR on YouTube. They’re pretty niche; only 700 subscribers. They kind of remind me of 2019 Caudlewag. Sort of playful roleplay audios.

@ravorsoftie.bsky.social has a voice that could make a caffeinated cheetah pass out. So nice and low. Probably holds the record for most amount of audios I’ve actually fallen asleep to.

Had a dream that @caudlewag.bsky.social was my student ambassador. I seriously need to take a break from bluesky I’m seeing them in my sleep goddamn

I used to whore for those babybel cheese things. Now they’re like… vomit inducing. Anyone else feel like this?

this furry asmr sleep aid finna go so hard

i ❤️ cute gay guys

I love y’all so much omg