Happy birthday to me... Can I at least get a glass of wine and some cinammon rolls? It's my birthday, after all! || I might not be very active due to a busy schedule IRL but Ardyn still lives rent free in my head! Have this little fanfiction from yours truly to celebrate Ardyn's birthday! 🤗💜

I'm still alive (kind of obvious since I'm immortal), just having fun cosplaying! (Or not. Please someone, save me from that predicament. I'll repay you eventually)

Ardyn looked at the poster and grinned mischievously: “You’re in luck, I don’t need that kind of money, otherwise I might have been tempted to turn you in, Miss Blue.” ⇢

“We don’t need to listen to some music; chatting will be just fine. So do tell, have “Have you ever been anywhere else except for Midgar?” He asked, suddenly curious to know if the florist had travelled around.

“I can see that,” he chuckled, “you seem quite eager to have a change of scenery!” He then took place in the driver seat and started driving. “Would you like to listen to some music? There are tapes in the glove box if you want to pick one.” ⇢

“That was the whole point,” Ardyn pointed out with a smug face, before he opened the passenger door for her. “Alright, I may have exaggerated a little. I don’t do picnics, but I took the liberty of booking a table at the Leville in Lestallum for lunch, ⇢

꧁𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐚꧂

Ardyn used his dark powers to materialize behind Tamara out of the blue and shout excitedly: “SURPRISE!” Grinning widely, he pointed toward his fancy (old red with the Moogle like antenna) car: “May I interest you in an impromptu picnic?”

“How was I to know you were a pirate, slash assassin, in the first place? For all I know you could be my bodyguard sent by someone who cares deeply about my person. Thank you.” ⇢

|| I'll get to replies soon! I'm just having so much fun playing "Earth Must Die" that it's stealing all my free time 😅

He didn’t flinch when she aimed her weapon to his face, instead making a mental note about her sharp reflexes. “That is indeed one trouble solved. Would you happen to have some tweezers by any chance? I would like to remove the bullet those thugs put in my body sooner rather than later.”

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔? 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒶 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓃 𝒾𝓉. 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒. #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏’𝐬 Teenage Witch 𝗦𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻

Some of the men managed to dodge his weapons, but two didn’t make it. They seemed much more hesitant to engage with Ardyn, and they kept glancing at one goon in particular – their leader if the Chancellor had to venture a guess. ⇢

Ardyn was gracefully parrying or countering the blows, a smug smile on his face. But when one of the goons produced a gun and used it on him, the Chancellor’s good mood vanished instantly. The men exchanged a confused look when he didn’t collapse – luckily his heart had been spared – ⇢

— Starter for @bluedtamara.bsky.social “Oh, come on now, I was hoping for a quiet and relaxing walk…” Ardyn sighed as a group of men surrounded him. One of them mentioned something about him being in the wrong place at the wrong time, ⇢

He's trying a new style... #SeductiveSunday

|| Stolen, because this might be fun! ^^

Unless someone brings him coffee, he's not getting up this morning. Nope, he won't get up.

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༒ Open starter ༒ Ardyn has decided to pay Insomnia a visit, and maybe cause a bit of chaos and mischief while he's at it...

|| I was just making a mental note on how Yuffie's mun and I have quite a collection of ongoing interactions, but then again, Ardyn and Yuffie interacting are just so much fun, they totally deserve it! 😅🤗

"Thank you very much," he said, smiling. "Please look after yourself. Have a lovely day!" As he was leaving, he couldn't help but hold the roses in such a way that he could be walking and smelling their perfume at the same time.

「꧁𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚗𝚒𝚊'𝚜 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘꧂」

#SeductiveSunday because I do look good on a magazine cover.

“You’re probably right; although I’m afraid it is trickier for a man in my position to find this kind of person. But, oh well, it is what it is.” His smiled returned as he looked down at the flowers: ⇢

— Starter for @aithnemithras.bsky.social …and of course someone had to disturb his peace and quiet time; he could feel a presence close by. “Go away! I hate celebrations, and especially birthdays and New Year! And every other celebration too!”

— Starter for @bardofalltrades.bsky.social It’s New Year’s Eve and Ardyn hasn’t been invited to any parties – actually he has, but it’s way more fun to play the unexpected guest… He picked a place randomly and simply knocked on the door. ⇢

|| Hey, hey! I'm trying to catch up with replies (yes I plan on being active again!), but my bookmarks are a mess and I fear I might miss some ongoing SLs. 😭 If we had one and you'd like to keep writing, or if you simply want to write something new, feel free to reply here or reach out in DM! 😊

Ardyn let out a sigh, a dreaming expression in his eyes: “So you have friends who protect you and your freedom? How nice it must feel to live with no strings attached... It has been so long since I was truly free that I don’t even remember how it feels...” ⇢

Ardyn started laughed, a genuine yet sad laugh: “My dear fellow, I have been called a demon and a monster myself for so long I can’t even remember when I wasn’t called names; I was even locked away because people feared me, ⇢

Ardyn waved his concerns away with a dismissive gesture: “Fear not; while your appearance might unsettle some, I have met many individuals whose appearance might be considered exotic in some places. I usually do not pay attention to what people look like, ⇢

“I can assure you we haven’t,” Ardyn’s mellifluous voice matched his amused smile. “And I shall return the compliment, you too have a sort of feeling as well, although I can’t say I could describe it. Mystery, power, or maybe both?

|| I finally took time to sort my screenshots from Episode Duscae! Enjoy! 😀 (also, yes, I'm back and I can't wait to send out the replies I owe you all lovely people! 🤗)

"You learn a lot accompanying witchers..." ⚔️ Gunnar Reese ⚔️ The Witcher OC ⚔️ Not a witcher ⚔️ Non-lewd ⚔️ 21+ writer ⚔️ MVRP ⚔️ Writer Tag: #HollowStrife "You felt pity for me... I don't like it... But... I understand..."

|| My mom passed away earlier today. This came as a huge shock as she was fine just a day ago. I'm taking some time off from RPing to cope, deal with things and grieve. Just look after your loved ones and remember that life is short... Take care everyone 💜

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“I can imagine they weren’t too happy to see you go, especially if like you say, they’re not good at keeping their SOLDIERs in the first place,” Ardyn chuckled. “Did they ever come after you? How do you manage to keep under the radar?” He asked, genuinely interested.

ᴏꜰ ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴇᴛʀᴀɴ ᴏᴄ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: #ᎠմąӀìʂէìçⱮօօղ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ #FF7RP #FFVIIRP #FFRP

“Oh, I know a thing or two about being the last of his kind,” Ardyn sighed. “But how come were you able to leave Shinra? I was under the impression that they didn’t take it too kindly to see their SOLDIERs resign or leave?” ⇢

“Oh? Why wouldn’t Shinra let you become a SOLDIER and then make sure you never fight in the war? I fail to understand their point in doing that...” Upon hearing the compliment, his gaze betrayed his surprise and he remained silent for a couple of seconds, before his smile returned: ⇢

Enters the staring contest.

"I saw that!"

My greatest achievement in life? Being able to drive this beauty of course!

|| I missed writing Ardyn so much! 😭🤗💜

“I conquer; and to think that war might all what younger generations have known is utterly depressing.” He notices the look on her face and he tilts his head: “Have you known war too, Miss Tamara? And please, call me Ardyn.”

"𝓐𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, 𝔂𝓮𝓽 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓼..." ☁️Cloud Strife. ☁️Multiverse RP. ☁️Canon/Non-Canon parody. ☁️Post Dirge of Cerberus. ☁️Mostly non-lewd. ☁️Writer Tag: #HollowStrife "𝓘 𝓹𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾... 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵... 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱!"

|| I'll get to replies eventually, I'm afraid Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is eating all my free time at the moment! 😅

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