Stretches with a satisfied sigh.

(( Inflicting Kadaj on people has to be one of the best joys I can get on this app~

❝ At least you’re self-aware. ❞

❝ Humans. Ugh. ❞

Minding his own business, sharpening Souba.. nice and ready to caue mayhem should the need arise~

(( throwing my boy all over your tl 👌🏻

{ starter for @flowermerchant2.bsky.social } Kadaj sliced through the Hedgehog Pie in the slums with practised ease, barely noticing the effort — his Souba dual blade cut through the flesh like a hot knife through butter. Then came the clapping. Straight silver brows pinch together with —>

Irritating Turks is such a fun hobby of his.

Can he cause a little mayhem?

(( 🥺

A sleight of hand means Kadaj takes advantage of the madness to take a few items of clothing for himself and for his brother, slinking back into shadow to get away from the craziness. He's had his fill of humans today.

He's watching on the corner of a busy shopping street, amused yet disgusted by how many people clamber over each other to get menial items at some fraction of the original price. They turn mad, writhing and practically frothing at the mouths. Pathetic.

This time of year is gross.

What madness comes over humans on a Sunday?

He's glad he hasn't seen @reunionxblooms.bsky.social around lately to bother him with her flowers and general cheery attitude. (( I'm sad though. Come back~ ))

(( Suddenly, little crazy silver man muse comes out of nowhere

He's content sharpening his dual blade in a quiet alley, away from most prying eyes that would gawk or screech noisily at him. He learned very well how pathetic humans can be around weapons.

(( Then I switched to Kadaj and cannot change to any other account lol bluesky plz

(( will i get to replies here yes will it be soon i doubt it—

Fresh.

That must be the one thing they have in common.

Good. Sounds like she knows when not to get stabbed.

She'll be wise simply to look and not act.

(( I cackled

How flattering~

Believes he has an admirer.

The flower girl.. she likes to . . . push her luck.

Leave my brothers alone.

(( new pfp *ᴗ* thanks go to @reunionxblooms.bsky.social 💞

Temp pinned. Crossovers loved, most interactions welcome. #ff7rp / #ffviirp / #finalfantasyrp / #mvrp / #ocrp / #roleplay

It’s quiet. Good.

Kadaj is perched atop a small building, under the cover of an umbrella, as he watches the rain pound the pavement below. Everyone rushes around like headless chocobo, trying and failing to avoid the droplets as they cascade down from the sky. A glance to the murky grey clouds tells him this won't––>

❝ Must be~ ❞

❝ Finally someone with sense. ❞

(( I’m gonna try sleep and hope this bark machine doggo stays chill enough so we can all get some rest 😌

Nothing about me is cute.

Hmph.

While he goes and throws up.

You, stay out of this.

Shut up and kiss already, damn.

So sour~

(( To be fair he is an inch taller than me LOL

Delicious, would she like him to get her some?

(( Kadaj says, as if he's not a fucking midget himself