Been a day of sampling huffy topics as a means to clear my head. *idly paws at his tented pants crotch*

Awkward TFs are better mixed with some stressful event in close proximity. Party, vacation, date, wedding... Something that makes hiding/fixing the result all the more urgent. Something that causes a variety of complications to deal with. Because someone*will* notice the groom is a sheep.

Cursed Fire Hydrant: Whenever a dog marks its territory on this hydrant, triggers body swap between dog and its owner (or nearest available human). (Unclear how curse is undone, as human-in-dog's-body marking hydrant does not produce the swapping effect.)

Please enunciate around your local tricksters and demigods today. Yip yip yip! For the last time @jasperunderbelly.bsky.social, I said *Boxing* Day!

gotta keep those wolverine beans clean

Some animals are difficult to translate human emotion on to when drawing. Then there's these freaks.

Oh to be husky statue during a snow storm.

@geoholms.bsky.social and myself brainstorming stories

'Tis the day through a comical series of events to have someone NOT open the OPEN BY CHRISTMAS package that triggers the reindeer/snowman/gingerbread/nutcracker/holiday-related TF that will wear off as THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WANES (AKA midnight of December 25th). Best open that tomorrow~

The misfit toys in this clearance bin are just subjects TF'd via some holiday karmic nonsense. You know how it goes. This may look like a normal floppy plush rabbit, but some poor fellow is stuck as its plush bunny monorump. Feel. Very soft. Interested? I'm sure your dog will like this as a gift~

'Tis the season to turn your friends into animate reindeer-shaped gingerbread cookies and send them on an adventure to find the true meaning of the winter holiday season... Or something... You're not actually sure how to turn them back. Sure will be fiiiiiine.

Giving holiday themed dog toys as gag gifts had "unexpected" results and now you're needing to keep friends from marking territory on the tree. #TFEveryday 🐶🎄

If you're roommates don't have holiday plans, include them in yours. By which I mean turn them into holiday-themed cookies for the party you forgot to make anything for! As long as there's one cookie left afterwards, you'll be able to turn them back! Or even crumbs should work! Probably!

'Tis the season to be pulled into dubious VHS special by toony woodland creature to celebrate some nebulous winter holiday. Then you, now a toon otter, attempting to get a friend's attention during a B-side musical number about fish. To which your friend responds by ejecting the tape. Oops.

Maybe they'll make the connection to the otter and missing self by next year. Assuming they bother playing the VHS again... Hope you don't mind the analog video cheery woodland creature winter holiday pocket dimension in meantime~

Remember winter holiday TF wishes you make can't be undone until the holiday season the NEXT year. So if you wish "to be sweeter and more appealing", turn into a gingerbread cookie AND manage to avoid getting eaten, you'll be quite the stale cookie if you make it to next holidays.

Two person horse costume? Don't be silly. 'Tis the season for a two person reindeer costume. (For the holiday petting zoo, dudes. You'll both get your cut after New Year's. Pretty sure the zipper will reappear then and you'll both be back to normal...the jingle harness looks good.)

I'm like 63% sure that the magic that turned you into inflatable reindeer will wear off by tomorrow or day after tomorrow. ...how much of that cursed egg nog did you drink again? *Inflatable reindeer continues to give that printed-on smile.* That much, eh?

Merry Crisis or whatever you are celebrating (or just have a nice day, if you don't celebrate anything) 👁👁👁

'Tis the season to partake of holiday cookies...and a holiday cookie TF tale.

i think that's enough see you in a week or so #rawr #WolverineWednesday

You'd think that twinning would help with productivity, but really just makes procrastinating much more appealing as you test out how good of a kisser you are (among other things).

*wolverine kicks in the door* Hey, fuckers~ *proceeds to give you the best cuddles of your entire life* (May cause plushification.)

Merry Christmas, your present from me is a new CYOA game! One foggy Christmas Eve you find yourself transported to a magical land of living toys, one that doesn't want to let you leave without becoming one of them. 21 different possible endings! bluesquirrel.itch.io/toyland-cyoa

Becket wasn't invited to a big holiday party, but his friend has a foolproof way to sneak him in. (Classic holiday cookie TF tale with all the perils that involves. Inspired by fun holiday cookie TF sketches done by @werewusky.bsky.social. ) #underbellytale www.furaffinity.net/view/63295571/

'Tis the season to turn your friends into animate reindeer-shaped gingerbread cookies and send them on an adventure to find the true meaning of the winter holiday season... Or something... You're not actually sure how to turn them back. Sure will be fiiiiiine.

The origin of a bunch of my drafts/ideas (and I'm sure for other writers too) is the question "what would that even *feel* like?" (followed closely by "you know what'd be *funny*?)

We're trying to start a furry transformation digital zine and are looking for submissions for the pilot! Accepting TF stories! More details: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1126... Watch this space!

After scavenging carcasses, fending off predators, digging tunnels, climbing trees, enduring harsh weather, breaking into people's cabins, and swimming through ice-cold rivers, it can be nice to take a nap.

Looks like I'm now a pooltoy boy *sqrk!* 🎨 by @weirdsignals.bsky.social !

When you discover your friend has the same niche fetish as you.

Forever fav situation: *Turn subject into [item] as quick test/joke/other.* *Someone comes into room "do you have...oh good you have [item], thanks!"* *takes [item] to use before any explanation can be given* *...oops.* 🪠💦

*looks back at stories posted this last year* ...huh. Wrote a bit this last year. Don't dare to hope will post as much next year. But will keep on chewing away at what I can. #rawr

Oli finds himself caught between worlds. Will he get swept up in the affairs of posh aristocats, or will he run back to his simple life? Perhaps a not-so-simple tailor can provide him with another option. www.furaffinity.net/view/63325293/ Thanks for the tailor musings @blueballsfa.bsky.social!

made my own inktober knockoff list and today is day 1: bite - so i drew a saucy little wolverine / mustelid. #inktober #mustelid #wolverine #furry #illustration #myart

Colored and shaded sketch page for @dtwgulo.bsky.social!

It's that time of year!

And with that posted tale be on my holiday break. But...not really going anywhere or have anything planned. Just relaxing from not having to worry about posting stories for a bit. Continuing to poke drafts and being retrospective about the last year of tales.

Becket wasn't invited to a big holiday party, but his friend has a foolproof way to sneak him in. (Classic holiday cookie TF tale with all the perils that involves. Inspired by fun holiday cookie TF sketches done by @werewusky.bsky.social. ) #underbellytale www.furaffinity.net/view/63295571/

Raccoon....

:3

I have a pile of indulgent TF fanfic bits that will never post but -huff- it just be nice putting certain characters into Situations, you know?

Out for a drink? Ych finished

Back in those particular moods that end with someone unwittingly turned into a talking toilet, hopping about, bubbling and gurgling, with the occasional flush, wondering why everyone is acting so weird about them today. Is it their breath? Maybe need a cleaner puck in their tank... 🚽❓

Friends shake the Magic∞Ball and discover their new fortunes/forms. (Story involving @trubbol.bsky.social's Magic∞Ball OC mixed with me playing with a series of indulgent TFs~) www.furaffinity.net/view/63269322/ #underbellytale

Hmm. Festive spell turned you into actual snow bear instead of an inflatable snow bear for the front yard. Close enough, I'm sure will remain cold enough to keep you from melting for rest of month~

"SPIN THE WHEEL! You may be rewarded with a form of GREAT WONDER AND POWER or a form of WEAKNESS AND INHERENT PERIL!" "AH! You lucked out! You're now a powerful minotaur! One of the go-hey, what are you-" "Why do you keep spinning?" "Hey, stop that." "Stop it, you're being weird about this."

Been one year since I opened this account (or any social media account for my wolverine self). Hope my scattered TF/writing/wolverine posting has amused along the way. Don't mind the fine print of what you agree to in following me. You'll be fiiiiiine. #rawr

I love seeing picture of wolverines with people because 1. They're always way bigger than people think and 2. They're literally goofy playful bear dogs

Dentist appointment in a few weeks for this wolverine. How it will most likely go: