Ummmmm we have meds 💊💉for ppl like this bruh

you're 37, Black man. go to the doctor. schedule that colonoscopy.

Gentlemen I’m here to tell you that she has RACKS locked up in a secret vault somewhere. And she planning to splurge it all on YOU 🫵🏾. Go ahead and make that small investment lol

🎵” Take my monnnnneyyyyy, the house and my carrrrr……..”🎵 BUT touch my fries or my gummy snacks and it might be a problem 😂😂😂😂😂

It took me almost 38 years of life and 2 years of marriage to realize she just secure in knowing you’ll share a part of your life with her at any moment lol 😂. Yeah that’s it lol

In his defense, 1) Losing to the Saints and Falcons at home within a few days of each other will make anyone go off the rails 2) the journalist asked a question and he answered it truthfully lol 😂 🤷🏾‍♂️

Don’t suppress those feelings, Coach. Go head on and tell us how you really feel lol 😂

Game done got strict since I left it bruh lol 😂

Maybe you sell jewelry on the side. Mans gotta chill 😂

I want Notre Dame to do well bc I’m a Marcus Freeman fan, but……………..

I think everyone is still in shock. If there’s any consolation, his transition will make a bunch of our former teammates go see a doctor and get checked out

Man my teammate’s funeral was surreal

Ummmmm Thanks????? lol 😂

It’s fuck CP3 forever lol 😂. Hall of Fame be damned lol

I used to be a HUGE CP3 fan and staunch defender. Then I saw all the footage of him punching ppl in the nuts and being a tattle tale to the refs. Cant ride for an of that behavior

‘06TTGB 🤙🏾🤙🏾

I’m good on getting a fune program though. That’s not the way I want to remember my brother from another

I’m attending one of my best friends and teammates from HS fune this Saturday. 3rd death in a month in a half btw. I needed this chuckle

Ravens out here point shaving

Ladies…..just start shootin these niggas. We won’t convict you I promise

I’m turning this shit off. Ive seen enough

This HAS been an issue. We coulda shoulda woulda had 3 Lombardis in the trophy case……but we can’t finish drives

Pretends to be shocked that we can’t finish drives

Why thank you Kinfolk Kirk for tossing us one ⚜️

I just feel like me and the Most High have a relationship where we use silence and meditation to communicate to each other. Yall can have the hootin and hollerin. And the middle men/women

I’ve never experienced church hurt, but I stopped going bc I was tired of the shenanigans in service bruh

These offenses are just……..offensive. They both stinking up the joint

Annual physical is in 40 minutes. Somebody make me laugh so my blood pressure won’t be high when I get in there lol

Gentlemen hear me out tho. Winning a small battle today ain’t worth preparing for (and subsequently losing) a war tomorrow. Govern yourselves accordingly lol

But I just grab her a lil something extra lol 😂

Thank god me and the wifey have different taste buds and why I order food with a touch of spice lol 😂

You are not obligated to watch garbage football. Even if your team is playing. Especially if your team is playing.

Mans is fighting for his life on that balance beam

We don’t mention the name [redacted] or any of his offspring around these parts

Louisiana falling apart. America falling apart. Ppl are suffering. All because of the fragility and petulance of sub mediocre White men. I hate it here

There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough

Today marks 12 years as a licensed pharmacist. To GAWD be the glory 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

This kid is going places

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... The GOAT 🐐 has spoken. End of discussion

Mine is in a couple weeks

Embrace your gray hair. It’s not a sign of aging, it’s a sign you’ve lived, learned, and earned every strand.

And it’s Pharmacists’ Month. This how yall do us???

Got me in here like

Can anyone point me in the direction of #MDsky??? Aye yall gotta chill with this atrocious handwriting… Respectfully, Your friendly hospital and neighborhood pharmacist

My wife and I are both Pisces introverts with social anxiety. Don’t ever run up on either one of us lol 😂. There’s no guarantee that we’ve taken our calm down meds that day lol 😂

Nah bruh! We BOFF stumping a mud hole in yo ass!! And whoever filming too

Nobody wants to hold on to the ball????

Every time I complement Spencer Rattler, something unfortunate happens lol 😂

Spence out here dealing lately. Which makes that 2nd round pick look even worse.