Oh my god it’s so soon

Monday should be fun

Sure the ring is huge but

Have you acknowledged the Tribal feet today? We may turn the comments off for this one.

So we’re just going to pretend AJLT was a completely unrelated show about discontented, impossibly rich women in New York, who happened to have the same names as the characters from SATC, right?

On October third he asked me what day it was and IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL DAY

Even the sky is a Swiftie

Thinking of all my fellow cool-toned Swifties and the imminent battles we face ❤️‍🔥 🍊 ❤️‍🔥

Why shouldn’t I?

There is a man, stood in the middle of the airport concourse, applying a deodorant stick and I guess I owe And Just Like That an apology because I am truly appalled. But also grateful on behalf of whoever he ends up sitting next to. You know it’ll be me.

After almost killing someone while trying to get my suitcase into the overhead bin, I have decided it’s time to start weight training again…

I just realized Carrie is taking writing advice from Margaret Thatcher’s biographer

HONK! 99p ebook in the UK! HONK!

Sixteen years in America today. I think we can all agree it’s going just great

Time to dig out all my 1998 South Park merch I guess

Anyone want to hangout with me, Beth O’Leary and Kirsty Greenwood in London? You do? AMAZING… www.lindseykelk.com/events

New Substack! Pls send your comic-con tips this way!

When you see the pre-order art for Christmas Fling you’re going to LOSE IT

Thank you to GQ for this extremely well timed David Corenswet/Callum McClay photoshoot. Fancasting confirmed. More Christmas Fling tour info and pre-order shenanigans coming this week…

Oh hai, The Bell Witches is just $0.99 on ebook today! Thought you should know 😍

It’s ok, Cody, slutty little glasses aren’t for everyone #smackdown

What if we just didn’t? What then?

Quick question, did Emmy voters only watch four shows this year? Because I’m almost certain there were more shows

Things we will discuss on this tour: cats, pro-wrestling, how I’m doing with the humidity, Interview With The Vampire on AMC+ and Netflix, how spanish moss is related to pineapples, the best TSA friendly setting sprays and that time I set my bin on fire casting a spell mozzarella sticks. And books!

Can’t believe this is happening so soon 🥹🥹🥹

I love wrestling 🥹

Happy Fourth of July to us! Even if life in the US is starting to feel like the time I successfully lobbied my mother to let me shave my legs and proceeded to flay my shins every day for a month!

SURPRISE! The Bell Witches is available on ebook NOW in the US for just $0.99! I KNOW. It’s practically FREE. Enjoy!!

The temptation to take @chippons.bsky.social to the performance centre for a WWE tryout is so strong

little tour action anyone?

Fun fact, if you’re a woman who grew up in a super homophobic environment then spent much of your adult life saying things like “I have such a girl crush on her” because you internalised said homophobia, I have great news - you might actually be a little gay! Which is awesome!

We’re officially closer to this Christmas than last Christmas so you can start getting excited now

Oh hey, look who’s on NetGalley…

Shall we go on tour?

Oh hey y’all, here’s my like quarterly reminder that I’m also on Cameo if you want me to record any happy birthdays, hot wrestling takes or advice on what to do if your party’s bard keep trying to romance monsters! v.cameo.com/e/UfTt46ALkUb

As always, the best way to celebrate Juneteenth is by giving black people money

Oh, hai Austin!

As the wife of an editor, it gives me no pleasure to let you know the least realistic part of last week's AJLT was LTW's editor being offered a Steve McQueen doc after spending EIGHT YEARS on their project when 90% of the post production industry is currently out of work

When you bully Ali Hazelwood, this is who you’re bullying

Happy Father’s Day to all the Stern Brunch Daddys (™ and © @authorandiej.bsky.social)

Just a reminder that you can be your own daddy

I thought my mental health was iffy until I watched Michael Shannon’s AD house tour

America votes for a president not a king. Let ‘em know

First three chapters of Christmas Fling anyone? tinyurl.com/ChristmasFling

Maybe we won’t save that nice bottle of wine for Christmas

The main reason I know it’s not the girls who are fighting is because every girls groupchat is more secure than that of the US government

Look, as someone who travels a fair amount and prefers carry on only, I love the idea of a capsule wardrobe but are these fashion influencers washing their clothes in the hotel sink and blasting them with a hair dryer every night? Ten days on two t-shirts and a trenchcoat, sure, Jan…

Don’t try to write fantasy and watch WWE at the same time, kids

Man, our version of Hamilton is going to suck