ohh I just had a thought matching collars for a switch couple eyes locking onto the collar that they wear even while they're taking control, your fingers gently grazing theirs as they tug at your own collar "I'm yours, and you're mine"

Wolf Moon 🌕

I totalled up with 249.5 hours of work on this in 2025, I’d ideally like to finish it by the end of the year, but I guess we’ll see

I would very much like to not need to drive anywhere for the next couple of days after driving 800km today to get back home from visiting family 😪

ngl, the one thing I miss from before my roommates partner moved in was when she would come upstairs with a jar asking me to open it for her

it’s 18 degrees and I would kindly like it to increase by at least 10 degrees because I should not be under a blanket looking longingly at the fireplace in the MIDDLE OF SUMMER

merry christmas to those who celebrate, and happy holidays to those who don’t for some, this time of year is easy, for others, not so much, but I’m sending out so much support and hugs to all who want or need it, may you all get a good cuddle with a favourite plushie and a good movie 🫂💜

I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a siren-moth picrew.me/en/image_mak...

guysguysguys I got new boots and made them so cute! (now I have to take the time to wear them in 🫠)

I just saw a spicy post tagged with "girl on girl" and my undercaffienated ass was looking at it for a solid minute trying to figure out if "girl long girl" meant they were both tall

you really think I’d learn to think before I speak or in this case, before I yell “get up here, I need your tongue” to my roommate downstairs because I need her to taste test a batch of rumballs

just two more days and then I’m free for three weeks

this little guy has been making its way around my house for the past week despite my gentle attempts at removal I’m starting to think I should just give ‘em a name and resign myself to my new roommate

the cheesecake I made for my roommates birthday tomorrow is cooling in my fridge and it’s tempting me so bad 🤤

If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity

hahahaha fuck all the way off

there’s nothing like the soothing sounds of my neighbours having a yelling argument while I try to relax from a shit day at work 🙃

movie youve watched more than six times with a gif - hard mode; no star wars/trek, lotr, or marvel

if my body could stop waking up at 5am every bloody day that would be fuckin awesome

sweet, soft, vanilla sex where we can't stop smiling and giggling because we like each other so much and are thrilled to just be touching

I need have so much black thread I just have an entire drawer full of it in my sewing box

aww man, I bought bones for others but I didn’t get around to getting any for myself at the oddities expo today ;-;

me: *lowkey complains about the heat* also me 5 minute later: *making spicy ramen as a late snack because my tummy ache was “still hungry” discomfort and spending the entire time eating 💦sweating💦*

it’s reached that time of year where my body chants “cut it all off, go short, stop smothering me with hair” nonstop because of the heat but I refuse! I will persevere! I will buy many cute hair clips to keep it off the back of my neck!

Sometimes all you need for a good night is to be the little spoon with someone who makes you laugh.

I did the thing and swapped my shitty gaming chair with nice new office chair and my back is thanking me so much for it (tbf, it’s the exact same as my chair at work, and I already know that one doesn’t hurt my back, no matter how much I goblin sit)

kinda bummed that my cross stitch is too big and unwieldy to take with me when I go visit family for the holidays but I’m okay with not having to explain this sticker on my sewing box to my mother

oh man, I sure do love listening to the constant piercing screams of the small children next door all day, it really makes my weekend nice and relaxing

thinking of cockwarming turned cuddlefucking turned mating press turned cockwarming turned somno turned morning breeding turned—

it’s just hit me that I have disposable income for the upcoming oddities expo and that I’ll actually be able to buy myself and my people weird gifts without having to mentally debate it 🥹

the baby wanted brownies it’s me.. I’m the baby..

nothing quite like twisting your ankle bad enough to be laid up on the lounge with an icepack for the night 😪 (psst, someone ask me how I hurt it, I word it great, I promise)

going back to work after being off for two days in the middle of the week has really thrown me off I thought yesterday was saturday, and kept thinking today was tuesday, and tomorrow definitely doesn’t seem like a friday

finding out that the little italian cafe/bakery nearby does delivery is a very dangerous discovery

I think my joke about closing the office for a month over the xmas and school holidays worked, because my boss decided to change our closure from a week and a half, to three weeks

I have at least 17 tabs open in my browser, and 13 of them are about a variety of cryptids

my boss on seeing the lunch I picked up while out: hell yeah, you got a good subby! me, internally: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it >.<

FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE

remember how I said I was tempted to get stuff to have sea monkeys? my little shramps are now almost two weeks old

me saying Hell yeah and giving you a high five

I really need to remember that if I ever feel like I’ve got so much time to spare after getting ready for work, then it means I’ve forgotten to make my coffee -.-

let’s play a bedtime game called Is It A Loose Hair Tickling Me Or Is There A Spider Dancing Along My Leg?

welp were gonna be homeless as of the 1st of december unless we can find a place in the shit rental market here cause the owners have decided to let their daughter move in instead. if you wanna help contribute towards the $1600-2000* we need for a bond on a new place my kofi is ko-fi.com/jahaliel

my boss saying “I want a subby” or “alright, I’m going out to get a subby” please just call it subway, I don’t want to have to explain the face journey I’m trying to contain >.<

me in the middle of the night trying to quietly close my loud window that sticks in its tracks:

🌘 level 33 🗡️ she/her 💜 in a relationship 🏳️‍🌈 bisexual 🔀 switch 🎮 certified nerd and gamer 🪦 gremlin energy 🔞 MDNI

oh right, I aged and need to update my pinned lmao oops

I was going through the stack of artist business cards I got at comic con the other week and I fucking forgot about this sticker I bought that was mixed in with them I’m not even in that community, I just thought they deserved the money after catching me off guard and making me laugh so hard 😂