Maybe I’m being cynical, but I’m starting to question the legitimacy of the Board of Peace.

Men will literally destroy the entire economy rather than go to therapy.

This part of the tariff list, in particular, has a real “we forgot this was due today” feel to it. Just randomly slapped together shit from the most powerful person and country in the world.

Still a long way to go on this particular test, ChatGPT.

DALL-E still doesn't know how to tie a tie.

The only thing that makes sense is that Chuck Schumer is tanking on purpose in order to improve his chances of drafting Cooper Flagg.

Shocking story of a Canadian woman currently being held in detention by ICE. This should gives chills to any Canadian who travels or works in the US.

Why would anyone believe Trump could achieve peace in Ukraine when he can’t keep peace with Canada? Canada!

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.