YouTube's algorithm has sent some... questionable furry ads my way before, but at least they were semi-relevant to my search history. This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.

Had a productive day, yesterday. Unfortunately, it involved the thorough usage of glue remover, and long exposure to those fumes basically gives you a hangover, I've just discovered.

If you've got a nostalgia bone for 90s anime that needs tickling, I can definitely recommend #WanderStars. It's an indie game that lovingly recreates the vibe and the tropes, with an added dash of tension between your wolfman partner and his space pirate ex-boyfriend. youtu.be/Xnd5JH9mjNU?...

"Sweeeeeeet Caroline... ba BA BAAAAAUUUUUUGGGH!!"

ME, THINKING I'M ALONE IN THE BACKSTORE: 🎵"We don't have to take our... clothes off... to have a good time... BUT IT HELPS."🎶 BOSS WHO WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND ME THE WHOLE TIME:

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

*When you're used to always misspelling a certain word* ME: Why isn't autocorrect kicking in? PHONE: No, you got it right this time. ME: Maybe if I really misspell it, it'll kick in? PHONE: I said you got it right the first time. ME: *Keeps fiddling* PHONE: YOU'RE SPELLING IT CORRECTLY!! ME:

I was playing Aladdin(SNES) while an episode of Simpsons was on, and then that episode kept reminding me of Aladdin. That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin. And I hate it for that

Pivotal "I feel funny" moment:

Share a favorite black & white movie.

Sincerely hope Jimmy makes no apologies. A LOT of people went to bat for him. I'm not even that much of a fan, but the controversy was completely malicious and manufactured.

What's your sign?

Down in the country visiting the folks. Good chance to test out the camera on the new phone.

BREAKFAST CONVERSATION WITH DAD: "... And I eat healthy, I don't want to end up like those old slobs who need live-in nurses." "Dad, I'M going to take care of you. I'M going to change your diapers." "Aw, don't fucking worry about that, the day I need diapers is the day I put a gun in my mouth."

Age verification: My first fist fight was over a stolen slammer pog.

Growing up on 80s/90s media, I automatically distrusted everything my teachers told me, regardless.

Haven't been posting much here lately, but yeah, I've pretty much been in a state of perpetual screaming, too.

Old phone withstood an impressive amount of abuse over the years, but it was time to let her die peacefully. Got a Pixel 9 this time. Some learning pains going from Galaxy to this (very different photo gallery organization system), but I'm PATIENTLY adjusting. 😬

*Aliens SFX*

I'd never even heard of #TourDePharmacy before this weekend, but holy shit this mockumentary was a laugh I really needed. Definitely recommend: youtu.be/YEynCwgE770?...

I didn't exactly have high hopes for Carney, but I at least thought he would have learned from direct observation that the orange cunt can't be appeased. He pulled that fentanyl excuse out of his ass, he'll just pull another one out in a few weeks if not sooner. www.cbc.ca/9.6876782

Slightly diminish a band: U1

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

This study was published in Annals of Internal Medicine; the journal is NOT retracting it just because of political pressure from the world's most extreme & dangerous anti-vaxx activist The lead author, Anders Peter Hviid, says "I have not been targeted by a political figurehead in this way before"

Post a bad woman you love:

Games for Username Letters B- Ballz I- Indiana Jones: Fate of Atlantis O- Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! X- Xenogears Z- Zero Escape

*RANDOM THOUGHT* "Hey Google, can a waterpik double as a bidet?" ... "Not quite the information I was looking for, but good social etiquette to know."

I'm starting to think I might have an unusual tolerance towards sedatives and painkillers. The morphine I was prescribed for my hernia operation didn't do shit, and I just waltzed out of my colonoscopy feeling very much like I COULD operate heavy machinery for the next 24 hours. (But I still won't)

Was reminded again today how NO amount of humbling can cure narcissism, and the most insignificant pissant can somehow still believe that the whole world is out to get them.

My parents would sent me out with this hat on from preschool until about grade 3, having never bothered to take a close look at it. Then one day in Sunday school, someone finally noticed and pointed out to my mom that I was wearing a fucking-reindeer hat. She promptly snatched it off my head.

Reading up on my pre-colonoscopy homework. I love how the "Don't make important decisions" girl looks like she's deciding who she's going to hook up with at the bar.

Oh, the Things You'll Smell at the Fur-Con!

"Hello, I'm calling to schedule that colonoscopy your doctor requested." ME: "Jeez, that was like from a year ago." "Well, we can get it done next Friday if you're available." ME: "Hold on let me see if I can get the day off... HEY BOSS, REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I WAS SHITTING ALL THAT BLOOD?"

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

I've brought this up in interviews I've done with queer adult game devs There are no safe spaces for queer games in general as long as payment providers/banks get to set the terms of our existence This is the right-wing playbook. Get queer lives declared porn, then outlaw queer people I hate this

Just walking around on lukewarm days with a cool breeze in my face.

Post a .gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Honest opinion? I liked it, but didn't love it. Kinda felt like another case of Hollywood overcorrecting on the complaints people had with the previous films. But definitely loved the villainous chemistry between Corenswet and Hoult. Forget Lois, I want to see THEM going at it, again.

Age verification? I used to punch my electronics to get them to work properly.

Gonna go see #Superman for my birthday tomorrow. I can't predict how it's gonna do at the box office, but I CAN predict that if it is a huge hit, the usual twats currently screaming about the movie's wokeness will turn around and insist that its actually anti-woke 'cuz Supes is white or something.

Show me a picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

If a tick bites you on the ass, does lyme disease count as an STD?

Well, grandma's funeral went very well. No family drama broke out, and everybody left the reception afterwards in good spirits. I WAS expecting a bigger turnout, but then remembered that she was 102 and basically outlived everybody.

"The Horse Is Here (Giggity)” Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night. Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene! #art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy

It's that time of decade again where I have to wear a tie. I'm not kidding when I say I watched 7 different tutorial videos on doing windsor knots, and NONE OF THEM WORK AS SHOWN. >:V