CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
about 2 months ago