Welp, beat #MetroidPrime4. Overall, it was okay. Beginning part was meh, picked up steam in the middle, but then it kinda limped across the finish line. I really think the next Metroid title should do away with the traditional power ups and give Samus a completely new array of abilities.

Yes, he's a thoroughly disgusting and evil man. He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to. Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Mulling over upgrading to the #Switch2 this Christmas, but I'm still iffy about it, given the lack of exclusives so far. (I wanna grab #MetroidPrime4, too, but the Switch1 version honestly don't look too bad for just 10$ less.) To anyone out there who already went in, you happy with it?

I actually had a really good weekend with my parents. ... Froze my dick off, but still got the warm and tinglies where it counts. ♥️

Also HEY WOW the characters from this sexy mind control pic are available in TWO sexy mind control books at the @furplanet.com table at Midwest Furfest RIGHT NOW! (I mean in the morning, obviously, the dealers den is closed RIGHT now) (And always at furplanet.com/shop/search.... ) #furryhypno

Statistically speaking, fuck 'em.

This is one thing I WOULD put Pete Hegseth in charge of, since I'm sure that psychopath would upgrade this to take out horsefies/deerflies and also double tap the fuckers. (Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)

"Fuck, some prick just dumped his coke in the tampon donation bin! It's a fucking mess in there!" ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..." *Camera shutter sounds* ME: "... What was that??"

... Today was a good fuckin' day.

Post your getaway vehicle:

Well, it took some fucking doing and a couple of close calls with some violent junkies, but building management has finally been convinced to start pressing charges against the repeat offenders instead of just escorting them out and letting them walk right back in all the time.

I get my haircuts from a friend who has two aggressively friendly pitbulls. I was already impressed how well she could still cut my hair despite them jumping all over me and knocking the chair around. Last night, they added an extra layer to the challenge by just straight up humping the chair.

Do your part! The sooner this all dies, the sooner we can start rebuilding. And the less awful the crash will be. It's still gonna SUCK. Butt here's levels of suck, based on how much money is dumped/burned on this shit.

There's an unhealthy percentage of my bad moods that can only be alleviated by certain people getting hit by full-speed cement trucks.

The first season of #Pantheon had this really great, slow burn, thought-provoking and philosophical plotline. Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination. And I loved every second of it.

Dear God Please make the world normal again and I promise I'll never again act like dumb celebrity bullshit and being assaulted with "Poker Face" on the radio all the $#@?!'ing time is the worst shit a human could have to suffer through. K'thxs.

CO-WORKER: Hey, Mike, want some cookies to take home? ME: What kind are they? CO-WORKER: Peanut butter... ME: OOOO, PEANUT BUTTER!!! *Scarfs one immediately* CO-WORKER: ... and pot. ME:

Honestly, the Cheney news just feels like a sad reminder that no matter how horrific their crimes, no matter how many lives they ruined or destroyed, it is insanely rare that criminals occupying the highest positions of power are ever made to pay for them. Same will probably be the case with Trump.

This is just gender affirming care.

Muddying the waters of the whole "Empathy" debate is just how subjective the term can be to certain people. Like, say, said people's definition seems to be "I'm having a shitty day, so you have to be nice to me no matter how much of an asshole I am to you."

CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?" ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot." CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?" ME: "Huh?" CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer." ME: "... WHAT??!"

I really need to practice using Halloween makeup before the actual day-of. Oh well. Jesus approves. Probably.

🍁 Today in "Most Canadian headlines ever"...

I think what makes me most cynical about politics these days aren't even the politicians themselves, but voters. I know political leaders have to inspire people to vote for them, but it also feels like voters should just... know better? And most importantly, not have the memory of a goldfish?

I aspire to be an empathetic person, but when I start a Monday feeling this thoroughly tired and burnt out, a lot of problems look like "Quit your fucking whining" problems.

YouTube's algorithm has sent some... questionable furry ads my way before, but at least they were semi-relevant to my search history. This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.

Had a productive day, yesterday. Unfortunately, it involved the thorough usage of glue remover, and long exposure to those fumes basically gives you a hangover, I've just discovered.

If you've got a nostalgia bone for 90s anime that needs tickling, I can definitely recommend #WanderStars. It's an indie game that lovingly recreates the vibe and the tropes, with an added dash of tension between your wolfman partner and his space pirate ex-boyfriend. youtu.be/Xnd5JH9mjNU?...

"Sweeeeeeet Caroline... ba BA BAAAAAUUUUUUGGGH!!"

ME, THINKING I'M ALONE IN THE BACKSTORE: 🎵"We don't have to take our... clothes off... to have a good time... BUT IT HELPS."🎶 BOSS WHO WAS ACTUALLY BEHIND ME THE WHOLE TIME:

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

*When you're used to always misspelling a certain word* ME: Why isn't autocorrect kicking in? PHONE: No, you got it right this time. ME: Maybe if I really misspell it, it'll kick in? PHONE: I said you got it right the first time. ME: *Keeps fiddling* PHONE: YOU'RE SPELLING IT CORRECTLY!! ME:

I was playing Aladdin(SNES) while an episode of Simpsons was on, and then that episode kept reminding me of Aladdin. That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin. And I hate it for that

Pivotal "I feel funny" moment:

Share a favorite black & white movie.

Sincerely hope Jimmy makes no apologies. A LOT of people went to bat for him. I'm not even that much of a fan, but the controversy was completely malicious and manufactured.

What's your sign?

Down in the country visiting the folks. Good chance to test out the camera on the new phone.

BREAKFAST CONVERSATION WITH DAD: "... And I eat healthy, I don't want to end up like those old slobs who need live-in nurses." "Dad, I'M going to take care of you. I'M going to change your diapers." "Aw, don't fucking worry about that, the day I need diapers is the day I put a gun in my mouth."

Age verification: My first fist fight was over a stolen slammer pog.

Growing up on 80s/90s media, I automatically distrusted everything my teachers told me, regardless.

Haven't been posting much here lately, but yeah, I've pretty much been in a state of perpetual screaming, too.

Old phone withstood an impressive amount of abuse over the years, but it was time to let her die peacefully. Got a Pixel 9 this time. Some learning pains going from Galaxy to this (very different photo gallery organization system), but I'm PATIENTLY adjusting. 😬

*Aliens SFX*

I'd never even heard of #TourDePharmacy before this weekend, but holy shit this mockumentary was a laugh I really needed. Definitely recommend: youtu.be/YEynCwgE770?...

I didn't exactly have high hopes for Carney, but I at least thought he would have learned from direct observation that the orange cunt can't be appeased. He pulled that fentanyl excuse out of his ass, he'll just pull another one out in a few weeks if not sooner. www.cbc.ca/9.6876782

Slightly diminish a band: U1

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.