"If it were any more real... it wouldn't be a game!" -A video game from 1987.

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I don't really mind the new art style, but if they're going in that direction, then they should redo the voice work and dialogue because it's jarring that these realistic and serious-looking characters speak with these goofy-ass Saturday morning cartoon voices.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer.

*Arrives at work half asleep.* *Opens locker.* "................ Wrong locker."

Did some yardwork for my dad, this weekend. The neighbor's dog was determined to stop me.

This person name splinterwolfoxkarate on Instagram has stolen my works (and may others) and crop out my name and has blocked me please report this account hes also using AI to create other ppl oc hes stole for his account PLEASE REPORT

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The protagonist is such an unlikable shit that I used to root for Principal Rooney. Even now, knowing what the actor was busted for, I'm still torn.

Man, the perfume industry is just as much of a scam as the wine industry. I just sampled an $800 bottle of cologne, and it tasted exactly the same as the cheap shit.

This is 'prolly going to be a huge mistake, but I've firmly decided I'm gonna try to learn how to paint #gunpla on a model I've already assembled about 1/3 of.

"Y'know, I think I'll try something new with my hair today." -Me, this morning. "You look like a lesbian." -A lesbian, just now.

Got my gams 3D scanned and modeled at the doctor's, today. Even had those little white sugar cubes attached to my leg. Also, my jeans appear to be melting into the floor.

Good news... turns out that despite my best efforts, I'm doing everything right.

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually

Had a brief panic yesterday because the difference between an orthotist and an orthopedist suddenly became very important.

Excuse me - pay attention to my drawing. Its beary educational - much learnding!

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

It's insanely frustrating to watch the same people who lived through Dubya's Iraq war 20 years ago falling for the exact same shit that everyone now agrees was a huge mistake... ... but then again, it only took 8 years for everyone to forget 2016 and make the exact same mistake again.

No, I don't automatically like certain characters or shows just because I know their very existence drives ultra-conservative reactionaries into froth-mouthed insanity. ... But it helps.

My co-workers discussing Trans-Visibility-Day: "Do I wish I had been born a woman? Yes. ...Am I too lazy to do anything about it? Also yes."

This morning has been a Rube Goldberg-esque series of irritations and setbacks, culminating in "... You might need knee surgery after all."

I really miss you guys, but REALLY not planning any trips down South, now. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I work with a Brazilian immigrant who has become a fanatically patriotic Canadian. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 She loudly announces she's going to have a CANADIAN hot dog for lunch. States that any guy she dates has to be both hot and CANADIAN. Rude customer? Points her finger and yells "YOU'RE NOT A REAL CANADIAN!"

The 3 Little Pigs and the Big Bad Sister

better a furf4g then a f4scist

Oh boy! Today, my physiotherapist started me on the slutty exercises.

Been a rough couple of weeks. Rather than cutting me a break, life decided to re-contextualize my problems by putting me in a position where I had to give a co-worker permission to leave early so she could pick up her kids from school after her abusive ex-husband tried to drive them home drunk.

All this sudden "Human knee discourse" carries an extra level of irony for me right now. ... Haha, yeah but anyways, fuck SubscribeStar.

"...While Canadians love each other?" ... For now. There are forces here who look at the situation down South with envy, and are working diligently to change that. 🇨🇦

helpful infographic for the chronically online

I thought myself clever for finding a method of wrapping the ice packs so tight around my knee that they stay on while I'm walking. A few minutes and an alarming tingling sensation later, I realize there isn't much point icing my knee if I'm going to give my whole leg gangrene.

I never got into the "Dragon Warrior" games back in the day, so the #DragonQuestHD2DRemake Trilogy has been an interesting chance to see what I missed out on. Some of the old-school game design grates me, but I'm really enjoying the classic silliness in the writing. :3

I refuse to dignify my mistakes by learning from them.

A WEEK AND A HALF AFTER TEARING ACL: "Hey, my leg is feeling a whole lot better! I think I can make it down the street without my brace, no..." MY KNEE:

I think the difference is that Dubya's administration felt they still had to sell the idea of war to the people. The current administration, on the other hand, has long been operating under a "Fuck what y'all think, we're doing it anyways" mentality.

Having dealt with this question a lot from doctors recently, part of the frustration lies with how it counting or not depends entirely on the person asking.

Still remembering how the Iraq escapade went 20yrs ago, Iet's predict MAGA's Iran's trajectory: 1-"It's gonna be easy and the natives are gonna be SO grateful!" 2-"Stop saying it's a quagmire! The media is only reporting the bad stuff!" 3-"This was an obviously dumb idea that I always opposed."

Went skiing this weekend. Took two scenic pictures minutes before my ski got caught on a stray mogul and I tore a meniscus muscle in my knee. Oh boy, haven't been to physiotherapy since I was a kid! 🥳

They say that just being around your parents can mentally revert you back to your childhood self. My childhood self was very weirded out last night when my dad shared his weed with me and we argued about the long term viability of bitcoin for an hour.

1- Majora's Mask 2- A Link to the Past 3- Breath of the Wild

Fun fact: I do have such a song, but it must never be published because it's also the secret password I plan on using in case I ever time travel to my past/future self and need to confirm to myself that I'm really me.

Been in a perpetual state of exhaustion all week. For the first time in my life, I think I actually sympathize with how Trump feels, at least when he's in a board meeting that isn't about him.

Well fuck. As I had feared, a little over a year after Grandma passed, and the family is now tearing itself apart. Lawsuits over who got what from the inheritance are being filed. My dad and my uncles are lawyering up.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

So I think I'd like to know @furrysiesta.org Just what your standards are for those who want the HONOR of being in your oh so esteemed convention. You know, so the dregs of society don't have the audacity to sign up and stain your impeccable taste?

I've got Meredith Brooks' "I'm a Bitch" stuck in my head right now. Not the whole song. Not even the refrain. Just the opening line. Just "I hate the world today" on loop over and over and over... ... and over again.

LATER LIFE DISCOVERY: I've never used lip balm before since chapped lips haven't been a problem for me, but as this winter has been particularly dry I finally tried some, and... ... The fuck? This stuff tingles? My lips feel... good? YOUR LIPS CAN ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD??

Nice to hear Carney finally stuck his hands down his pants and found where his balls have been hiding. 🇨🇦 www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

I live in a Canadian city. A mild snowfall mid-winter should NOT hinder traffic and public transport on a regular basis like what's been going on this year.